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Congratulations clintCigar! CBids new Customer Service Rep
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CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:09 PM EST
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To our Dear CBid customers,

Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CBid's Customer Service representative here on the forums. It is after much thought and with a heavy heart that I make this decision. I've thought about it long and hard but, it's time for me to move on. I've received and accepted an offer as the new bathroom attendant at a Dairy Queen located in the heart of Philadelphia's Heroin district. I just cannot pass up the benefits this new opportunity has to offer. My new duties will include used needle patrol, gloryhole manager and dumping OD victim's in the Rite Aid parking lot across the street so that they are no longer our problem.

I also have this thing for the Herion Chic look. The thing about a Herion Chic chick, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at you she doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
I get chills just thinking about it. That kind of thing just butters my bread!

So, while I may be leaving, I leave you in very capable hands! clintCigar has a long history of customer support. Not only is he CBids new Customer Service Rep, he's also an owner. So, he will be able to act on your behalf in a way I never could. clintCigar will have DIRECT access to all of your accounts and will be able to handle and process your orders directly. CBid cares about you and to start off the new year and this new era they have decided to cut out the middle man and direct you to a man who can handle your issue's in real time. So, feel free to PM clintCigar and he will handle your issue's with alacrity!

In conclusion, I have had a wonderful time servicing the CBid community, and will miss you all very much.


Sincerely,
CelticBomber


Pray Pray Pray Pray

Speyside Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:23 PM EST
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You did a great job.
LeeBot Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:26 PM EST
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Applause Applause Applause
clintCigar Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:26 PM EST
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now this is BS LOL
LeeBot Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:27 PM EST
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And spoken like a true Kenzo.
CelticBomber Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:36 PM EST
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LeeBot wrote:
And spoken like a true Kenzo.



Are you local Lee? Kenzo made me laugh! In the 80's, in Kensington, you always knew Spring had arrived when the smell of Aquanet hair spray filled the air. Good times...
Palama Online
#7 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:43 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
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CelticBomber wrote:
To our Dear CBid customers,

Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CBid's Customer Service representative here on the forums. It is after much thought and with a heavy heart that I make this decision. I've thought about it long and hard but, it's time for me to move on. I've received and accepted an offer as the new bathroom attendant at a Dairy Queen located in the heart of Philadelphia's Heroin district. I just cannot pass up the benefits this new opportunity has to offer. My new duties will include used needle patrol, gloryhole manager and dumping OD victim's in the Rite Aid parking lot across the street so that they are no longer our problem.

I also have this thing for the Herion Chic look. The thing about a Herion Chic chick, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at you she doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
I get chills just thinking about it. That kind of thing just butters my bread!

So, while I may be leaving, I leave you in very capable hands! clintCigar has a long history of customer support. Not only is he CBids new Customer Service Rep, he's also an owner. So, he will be able to act on your behalf in a way I never could. clintCigar will have DIRECT access to all of your accounts and will be able to handle and process your orders directly. CBid cares about you and to start off the new year and this new era they have decided to cut out the middle man and direct you to a man who can handle your issue's in real time. So, feel free to PM clintCigar and he will handle your issue's with alacrity!

In conclusion, I have had a wonderful time servicing the CBid community, and will miss you all very much.


Sincerely,
CelticBomber


Pray Pray Pray Pray



Brevity is definitely not one of your strengths. d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:45 PM EST
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Passing of the torch. It's the end of an era
CelticBomber Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:47 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Brevity is definitely not one of your strengths. d'oh!



I think you've mentioned that before.



I think you've mentioned that before.



I think you've mentioned that before.
Cheno Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:54 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Brevity is definitely not one of your strengths. d'oh!



He types like he talks on the vherf. Never shuts up.
CelticBomber Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 10:56 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
He types like he talks on the vherf. Never shuts up.



You NEVER talk! Unless you get a bit of moonshine in you. Then all bets are off! ;-p
LeeBot Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 11:35 PM EST
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Oh yea! I'm in Germantown. Lived in Fishtown for 15 years. Good times indeed...
Palama Online
#13 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 11:42 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
He types like he talks on the vherf. Never shuts up.


He's like the James Harden of VHerfs.

Pass him the mike and you'll never see it again. Laugh
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Dec 28 2020, 11:44 PM EST
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Here’s the thing stePHan, blood in blood out.

Well let you out when we say you’re out.
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#15 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 12:24 AM EST
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the new boss eliminated my position.
I'm OK with that, but how do I tell Le Hockey Dad I will no longer require his services as my publicist?
ZRX1200 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 12:44 AM EST
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Hire him as your lobbyist and get yourself a promotion.
CelticBomber Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 7:54 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
He's like the James Harden of VHerfs.

Pass him the mike and you'll never see it again. Laugh



When I don't log on it's 10 old drunk dudes just staring at each other. I see it as my duty to relieve the Covid blues and put on a show. I should be selling tickets! ;-p
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 8:37 AM EST
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They would be cheap...
bgz Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 10:55 AM EST
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Oh no, my favorite customer service rep!

Like that one time I was stumblin to the toilet and a fiver fell out of my pocket into a not so freshly deuced up pot... CelticBomber was the man... he said just air dry those b*tches and send em back... so I did... I even marked them so I would know if he just sent me the same ones back... they were fresh and clean and didn't even smell like sh*t!

You'll be missed great one... hopefully clintCigar will hold up your legacy with honor and integrity.
madspackler Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 11:00 AM EST
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So the torch has been passed. Job well done CB. Good luck Clint. You have some large shoes to fill.
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 11:28 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
When I don't log on it's 10 old drunk dudes just staring at each other. I see it as my duty to relieve the Covid blues and put on a show. I should be selling tickets! ;-p


Perhaps some day you will get the job in the ticket booth, but for now you must still be a part of the freak show.
delta1 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 4:57 PM EST
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Crying
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 7:27 PM EST
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madspackler wrote:
So the torch has been passed. Job well done CB. Good luck Clint. You have some large shoes to fill.

I have absolutely no doubt that Clint will excel in his new position.
Complete faith that he has the ability to ignore customer issues with the best of ‘em...
Cheno Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 10:51 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
They would be cheap...



Definitely wouldn't sell out
cacman Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2020, 11:06 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
now this is BS LOL

It can't be that easy! I say BS too.

Is this change Ram approved?
ZRX1200 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Dec 30 2020, 12:05 AM EST
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Big shoes to fill???

His Jewish wife told me MAYBE a size 9.5.......MAYBE.
SirKnight Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Dec 30 2020, 3:09 PM EST
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Congratulations Clint, I’m SS Celtic will stick around a little and show you the ropes. Going out on a high note like that Celtic leaves much room for failure on Clints end.
frankj1 Online
#28 Posted: Wed, Dec 30 2020, 8:23 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Big shoes to fill???

His Jewish wife told me MAYBE a size 9.5.......MAYBE.

and she's stretching the truth
Palama Online
#29 Posted: Sun, Jan 3 2021, 12:04 AM EST
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Wonder how the training sessions are doing? Think
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