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Gene363
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Sun, May 30 2021, 7:35 AM EST
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Doctor: "Yes, this **** does look a bit swollen but I can't be sure if it's caused by the vaccine."
...
Doctor: "What about your husband, has he experienced any side effects?"
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 1:40 PM EST
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My wife says I'm a pathological liar.
Which is ridiculous because I don't have a wife.
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 1:42 PM EST
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My wife said I don't listen to her...
And some other stuff.
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Have you ever noticed blind people walk their dogs a lot?
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I don't like the term anal bleaching.
I prefer to call it changing your ringtone.
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There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I'm stuck holding this rod.
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 1:47 PM EST
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A man took an airline to court after misplacing his luggage.
Unfortunately, he has lost his case.
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If I had to describe myself in three words,
I would say, "Not very good at maths".
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 1:50 PM EST
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Keep em coming, all good!
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 1:51 PM EST
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Any tool, nut, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Note: This tendency is inversely proportional to the importance of the now missing part.
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 1:57 PM EST
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Good stuff!
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 3:04 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Any tool, nut, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Note: This tendency is inversely proportional to the importance of the now missing part.
That should be considered a universal lw.
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 4:16 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
That should be considered a universal lw.
Agree, in fact, it may be contained in the very, very fine print in Murphy's Law, possibly printed on the edges of the pages.
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 4:20 PM EST
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Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit in the crotch.
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 4:23 PM EST
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I'm furious with my son.
I caught him playing with the neighbour's daughter.
Don't be too harsh on them, they're bound to be curious about sex.
Curious about sex? He's taken her appendix out!
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 4:27 PM EST
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Dad, why are you feeling that horse all over?
I want to buy it, son.
And when you buy horses, you have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape.
I think the mailman wants to buy Mother.
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Wife: Would you have married me if my Father hadn't left me a fortune?
Husband: Darling, I'd have married you no matter who left you a fortune.
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Lolz.
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Tue, Jun 1 2021, 11:10 PM EST
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Some good stuffs.
Thanks Gene!
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Wed, Jun 9 2021, 2:57 PM EST
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There's a guy at work we all call Keth.
His real name is Keith... but has an eye missing.
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Fri, Jun 18 2021, 7:54 AM EST
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The thing about the Internet is that you can claim credit for things you had no part in.
It's one of the reasons I invented it.
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Fri, Jun 18 2021, 12:46 PM EST
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hey wait a minnit....are you really Al Gore?
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delta1 wrote:
hey wait a minnit....are you really Al Gore?
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Fri, Jun 18 2021, 7:28 PM EST
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sorry...
some funny ch!t.....
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delta1 wrote:
sorry...
some funny ch!t.....
Your post was funny and right on.
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Morning comes in 3 sizes:
1) Early
2) Too Early
3) Way too Early
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Did Emo Phillips and Steven Wright have a baby?
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Tue, Jun 22 2021, 6:28 PM EST
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Back on topic...
I refuse to get vaccinated!
I've read it has microchips in it!
The
last
thing I want is an electronic device that can track where I am or what I'm doing at
all
times!
"Where'd you read that?"
On my cellphone.
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