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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2021, 10:13 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
fog horse horse horse horse

The N.E.W. MUTANT VARIANT COMING OUT OF COLUMBIA / SOUTh AmerICa...

CALLED: "MU"

It compriseS a 39% infectioN rATE in colUmbIA among the totaL confIRmeD covid infections...

It has the ability to E.V.A.D.E.
ANTIBODIES...

THATS RIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT FOLKS !!!!

EVADE ANTIBODIES...

I.E. THE PERFECT STORM

BUBONIC PLAGUE IMPLICATIONS

GEEEEZZZZ,
THANK YOU to all the BLOW HOUNDS DOWN IN COLUMBIA CREATING THIS KILLER MUTANT COVID STRAIN...

THANKS A PANT LOAD...
Stogie1020 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2021, 10:22 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,335
It's all good Kamala handled this when she fixed the "root causes"...
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2021, 10:28 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
Yahhhhhh
Haaaahhhhhhh

Kamala laid down a few "sticky rectangular mouse traps" on the Texas border and said...

"This will stop that BLOW HOUND COVID MUTANT "MU" FROM
COLUMBIA....DAGNABBIT to mergatroid !!!!
BuckyB93 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2021, 11:52 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,191
By the time it gets here, we'll need another booster for this one around Christmas time.

At this rate, the proof of vax cards will be as long as an average CVS receipt by the end of the year.

https://makeameme.org/meme/theres-a-vax
Dg west deptford Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Sep 4 2021, 12:08 AM EST
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
Worked for Houseplant the first go around.

The left knows it's the best tool in the arsenal.

Lots of willing foreign actors to aid in the destruction of our nation but in the end are we going do it all by ourselves?

Hopefully fake news but either way-
No time to be fat!

Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Sep 5 2021, 9:25 AM EST
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Posts: 19,423
C.1.2. variant is coming from SOUTH AFRICA

I BLAME Dave Mason
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Sep 5 2021, 9:26 AM EST
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I meant Dave MATTHEWS
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Sep 5 2021, 11:29 AM EST
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I blame teedubbya.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Sep 5 2021, 11:42 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
That Bassard..!! Mad
HockeyDad Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Sep 5 2021, 12:50 PM EST
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Posts: 46,134
TeeDubbya has that Farrah Fawcett pinup poster and pasted Fauci’s face over hers.
BuckyB93 Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Sep 5 2021, 1:30 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,191
Dude... it's not right to blame Tdub when he's not around to defend himself.

He's on the lam from forging vax passports and stuff. The Feds are after him but he's hiding out in Alaska. (crap, I said too much)
BuckyB93 Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Sep 5 2021, 1:34 PM EST
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Posts: 14,191
HockeyDad wrote:
TeeDubbya has that Farrah Fawcett pinup poster and pasted Fauci’s face over hers.


A little bird told me that he's more of a Scott Baio and Ralph Macchio fan. He has a collection of Teen Week magazines from the 80's that he's holding. He's looking to sell them on e-bay in order to foster his retirement income.
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