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8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 4:43 PM EST
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That blonde chick from SNL who is stomping around, making spastic, Elaine-like dance movies with her eyes bugging out of her head, schlepping for Verizon.

The Liberty Mutual man and dog look alike skit. It was funny/cute less than one time.
madspackler Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 5:06 PM EST
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Anything Liberty Mutual. Even the dog hates their ads.
Ram27 Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 5:13 PM EST
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GMC One for you one for me, pair of sunglasses and he gives her One for you one for me , $55 to 60 thousand vehicle and she "I like this one ." Which was his....I like red too says bozo.
Ram27 Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 5:19 PM EST
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My pillow.....

Predagin...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 6:02 PM EST
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Lib Mut already mentioned, but I'm so over the emu and mustache guy buddy cop theme
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 8:03 PM EST
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Pretty much all commercials with the exception of those that have hot chicks in them..........Which I find quite perplexing,you want to keep a mans attention, plaster hot naked chicks in all 4 corners of the TV,the BOOB TUBE if you will.I may not remember what the commercial was about consciously but subconsciously..................you return home from the store and wifey ask "why the hell did you bring home Lanacane,sauna pants and a potty putter"?

Confused Confused Confused
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 8:33 PM EST
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right on...sing it brother Whistle...

anymore I DVR shows and events I wanna watch so I can FF past the sales pitches...rarely watch anything on regular TV except sports events...and for the shows on cable with commercials, I usually switch channels momentarily
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 8:52 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach is "DOUG" & a helicopter pilot

Any psoriasis commercial...there are about four different ones currently

"Just dial the 8's....if you've been injured...smith Kramer...
Dial the 8's...888-8888!!!"

Any FANDUEL COMMERCIAL

THAT STUPID JAMIE FOX HUSTLING FOR MGM CASINO

THE BOUNTY COMMERCIALS SPILLING 10 DIFFERENT THINGS

ANY COMMERCIAL WITH JENNIFER ANNISTON ESPECIALLY AVEENO COMMERCIALS

THE CAT AND THE NEW TRUCK TAILGATE COMMERCIAL

AND Several MORE I will add later...
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 8:53 PM EST
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Any commercial with Jimmy Fallon
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 8:56 PM EST
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RAM....

I GET BRAND NEW $60K TRUCKS EVERY XMAS....

What's wrong with that???

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!😁😁😁🎄🎄🎄🎄
8trackdisco Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 8:58 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
right on...sing it brother Whistle...

anymore I DVR shows and events I wanna watch so I can FF past the sales pitches...rarely watch anything on regular TV except sports events...and for the shows on cable with commercials, I usually switch channels momentarily


Was up to watching six shows at the same time today. At one point, all six were on commercial.
rfenst Online
#12 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 9:33 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
That blonde chick from SNL who is stomping around, making spastic, Elaine-like dance movies with her eyes bugging out of her head, schlepping for Verizon.

The Liberty Mutual man and dog look alike skit. It was funny/cute less than one time.

They just changed her into a loud red outfit too. How appropriate.
LM's dockside commercials are getting real old real fast now. You would think they'd also try to convey some relevant message that would stick.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2021, 10:58 PM EST
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commercials are why God invented the "last" button on remote controls.
deadeyedick Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 8:22 AM EST
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I got a kick out of the one where McEnroe screams: "you cannot be serious!"

Once anyway.
MACS Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 9:32 AM EST
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All of them. Every. Damn. One.

fog

I'm really getting good at this being old, stuff, eh? Am-I-right?
thurson Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 12:37 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
All of them. Every. Damn. One.

fog

I'm really getting good at this being old, stuff, eh? Am-I-right?


Ya got a long way to go kid.

fog

Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Stogie1020 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 1:10 PM EST
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people still watch regular TV live?

I think the only broadcast TV I watch is the news (morning and night) and I DVR that so I can fast forward though the commercials.

I accidentally watched commercials once last week and ended up buying a ton of prescription Otezla and Balance of Nature, though.
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#18 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 1:24 PM EST
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https://youtu.be/deT4xwM1kK8

Just saw this one this morning, made me think of you azzhats.
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#19 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 2:30 PM EST
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The vast majority of them are irritating.
Abrignac Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 3:04 PM EST
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All of them
Especially
Fanville and Liberty Mutual
Krazeehorse Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 3:56 PM EST
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Kardia mobile. Sometimes my heart feels "a little off". And your doctor will thank you. Aaaaaaaaarrggghh %^$#!@#$

Lume OTOH makes me grin....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7cgxPQVSU
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#22 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 4:21 PM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Kardia mobile. Sometimes my heart feels "a little off". And your doctor will thank you. Aaaaaaaaarrggghh %^$#!@#$

Lume OTOH makes me grin....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7cgxPQVSU

LUME...for all her stinky crevicesStarfish d'oh!
Yep,makes me chuckle too
Stogie1020 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 4:21 PM EST
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^Krazee, that Lume ad was great!
MACS Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 4:41 PM EST
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And the spokeswoman... how you doin'?
bgz Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 8:07 PM EST
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Head on, apply it directly to the forehead.

Head on, apply it directly to the forehead.

Head on, apply it directly to the forehead.

Only product I know that creates a need for itself.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 8:45 PM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Kardia mobile. Sometimes my heart feels "a little off". And your doctor will thank you. Aaaaaaaaarrggghh %^$#!@#$

Lume OTOH makes me grin....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7cgxPQVSU

harkens back to the original Groove Tube

or maybe Putney Swope...maybe not?
rfenst Online
#27 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 9:47 PM EST
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My Pillow Guy!
MACS Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 9:59 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
My Pillow Guy!


His fkn pillows are awesome. I have 2 of them. Costco deal.
HockeyDad Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 10:03 PM EST
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I was thinking about getting some of those!
8trackdisco Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 10:23 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I was thinking about getting some of those!


Doesn’t she already have implants?
HockeyDad Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Nov 29 2021, 10:31 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Doesn’t she already have implants?


Bought those for the first wife. She kept them in the divorce.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 6:24 AM EST
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I cut the cord years ago. I don't have any commercials.

When I go to friends houses that still have commercial tv I laugh inside at the garbage I'm not missing out on.
rfenst Online
#33 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 9:21 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
His fkn pillows are awesome. I have 2 of them. Costco deal.

Better than a down pillow? Because that may change my opinion of him.
rfenst Online
#34 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 9:22 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Bought those for the first wife. She kept them in the divorce.

Meh. They probably smelled bad anyways.
MACS Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 10:49 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Better than a down pillow? Because that may change my opinion of him.


Absolutely. I used to use down pillows. Still have a couple. I like this one better. YMMV
HockeyDad Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 12:38 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Better than a down pillow? Because that may change my opinion of him.


Down pillows are inhumane
8trackdisco Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 12:40 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Bought those for the first wife. She kept them in the divorce.


You should have gotten half.
Krazeehorse Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 2:41 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Meh. They probably smelled bad anyways.


Just hit 'em with a shot of Lume.
rfenst Online
#39 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 3:01 PM EST
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I was referring to having the scent of an ex around. LOL
8trackdisco Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 5:25 PM EST
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Here’s a drug I want to take….. Kisqali.

Common side effects include….

Low white cell count.
Nausea.
Infections.
Tiredness.
Diarrhea.
Vomiting
Hair loss.
Headache.
Constipation.
Rash.
Cough.

….it goes on to say… These are not all the possible side effects of Kisqali.
tonygraz Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 5:32 PM EST
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Thew one with the dogs getting trained to bark in harmony.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 5:37 PM EST
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I like when they list death as a possible side effect.

On a radio note, whoever created the Bounty got the sauce commercial has to die
delta1 Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 6:52 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Better than a down pillow? Because that may change my opinion of him.


I've tried all kinds, including My Pillow, Bamboo, down....found the best pillow; The Coop...made of shredded memory foam with cooling gel
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#44 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 7:31 PM EST
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darkness darkness,
be my pillow...
rfenst Online
#45 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 7:42 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Here’s a drug I want to take….. Kisqali.

Common side effects include….

Low white cell count.
Nausea.
Infections.
Tiredness.
Diarrhea.
Vomiting
Hair loss.
Headache.
Constipation.
Rash.
Cough.

….it goes on to say… These are not all the possible side effects of Kisqali.

Bro, it is used to help extend the life (not save it) of women with metastatic breast cancer for an extra year or so. Doesn't seem like to much of a risk vs. benefit to me.d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 7:49 PM EST
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I could go for some sudden oily discharge about now
MACS Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 8:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I could go for some sudden oily discharge about now


That's two... LOL
HockeyDad Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 9:07 PM EST
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Mo-tor
Palama Online
#49 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 9:43 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
darkness darkness,
be my pillow...


Great song! One of my favorites by them.
8trackdisco Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Nov 30 2021, 10:53 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Bro, it is used to help extend the life (not save it) of women with metastatic breast cancer for an extra year or so. Doesn't seem like to much of a risk vs. benefit to me.d'oh!


Think this is where we may see theology differently.
For me, I believe I will be at the right hand of the Father.
Not much of a choice for me. A potential year of 11 side effects then heaven, vs heaven now?

I respect your opinion. We simply differ on this one.
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