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nine999 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 07-27-2005
Posts: 14,622
This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there eiher has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION! :
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE:
When you re arrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
ruggysgirl Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2005
Posts: 5,699
Yep, I can't wait until Rug's daughter gets married so I can make some other poor sucker's life hell. Why should Rug have all the fun?
jetblasted Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
Somebody has too much time on their hands . . .

Cute, though . . .
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-30-2006
Posts: 14,587
Nine - this was very funny! And of course you know this one:

Golf:

rearrange the letters:

Flog!

So don't flog yourself too much next time you're out there!

C3S
pacman357 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
Cereal City Cigar Smoker
becomes
A CLIMACTIC KEG ERROR YES

Nine999
upside down is nine
uiua666

jetblasted
becomes
blad jet set

ruggysgirl
stirred up becomes
a kick to the nads
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-30-2006
Posts: 14,587
^ now that is funny - thank goodness, it didn't spell "anti-climatic keg error yes"!

c3s
nine999 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 07-27-2005
Posts: 14,622
Daaaaang...

good on pac!


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