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Ameobic geniocephilitis (?) ContrACted by swimmers???
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,797
Chick in Texas caught it recently.and passed away from this brain eating amoeba ...
Some dude swimming in a lake in IOWA? OR NEBRASKA? CAUGHT IT LAST WEEK...
NOW...
DEAD...

1962 TO 2021... 162 CASES...ONLY 4? SURVIVED. .

DONT go swimming in state park lakes...if you dont have to...
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 44,643
We need to shut down all swimming for two weeks.
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 19,104
We need to keep Jonesy out of the water. I heard he drinks the water while swimming.
Whistlebritches Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 21,875
I've had amoebic dysentery............it'll make you wish you were dead
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 58,439
I heard if you’re a democrat this won’t effect you.
bgz Offline
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 13,023
Just because no democrats died from it doesn't mean they're immune, it just means they didn't jump in after them.
J&K11 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-20-2021
Posts: 48
News flash. You can get it from tap water too. Some areas of the country have warnings about getting it in your nose while showering.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted:
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Fug it. If brain eating amoebae are charging out of the shower head at me, then it's just my time to go. Besides, not positive anyone would notice the difference if my brain were eaten
tailgater Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,117
Brain eating amoeba?

Don't worry. Biden will starve them to death.

bgz Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
^ That was good, stealing it.
8trackdisco Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 57,891
HockeyDad wrote:
We need to shut down all swimming for two weeks.


Or, swim with a mask on and stay six feet away from the amoeba.
Or, can all the amoeba be vaxed?
Maybe after you put your swimsuit on, wait three days before swimming.
Three days and an hour if you ate something.
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,797
Aaaaa
Meeeee
Baaaaaaaaaa's

Arrrrgggghhhhh
Ma'
Brain!!!
Ma'
Brain!!!
Major Boobage Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-18-2022
Posts: 232
Mr. Jones wrote:
Aaaaa
Meeeee
Baaaaaaaaaa's

Arrrrgggghhhhh
Ma'
Brain!!!
Ma'
Brain!!!



If I were you I’d not worry too much about your supposed brain. Maybe it would even help.
RayR Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 6,751
Boobage must be the new Don Rickles of CBID.
Stogie1020 Offline
#15 Posted:
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RayR wrote:
Boobage must be the new Don Rickles of CBID.

Who was the old Don Rickles of CBID?
RayR Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 6,751
Stogie1020 wrote:
Who was the old Don Rickles of CBID?


I don't know exactly, there have been so many insult comics around here, but Boobage as a new guy didn't waste any time getting right to it.
danmdevries Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 15,802
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Fug it. If brain eating amoebae are charging out of the shower head at me, then it's just my time to go. Besides, not positive anyone would notice the difference if my brain were eaten


Makes me think of the Futurama episode where Fry gets a brain slug and the slug dies off from starvation.

https://www.hulu.com/watch/18a9c578-5939-4534-9b3c-c0f828f03646?utm_source=shared_link
tonygraz Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 19,104
Drafter has seen major boobage.
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,797
Drafter is sporting Major old man boobage...
tonygraz Offline
#20 Posted:
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Posts: 19,104
I thought you missed the unveiling.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,932
There was an unveiling? I miss all the good Vherfs
JGKAMIN Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,038
Mr. Jones wrote:
Chick in Texas caught it recently.and passed away from this brain eating amoeba ...
Some dude swimming in a lake in IOWA? OR NEBRASKA? CAUGHT IT LAST WEEK...
NOW...
DEAD...

1962 TO 2021... 162 CASES...ONLY 4? SURVIVED. .

DONT go swimming in state park lakes...if you dont have to...

What did they have on the Clintons? Think
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