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Ohhhh mYyyyY gOdddd!!! A 4.69lb apple pie from COSTCO!!
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2022, 11:35 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
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This thing was freakin' amazing!!!!

It was 20"? Across!!!

Heavy as hell...

Great crust!

It had holes in the crust and a granulated sugar coated top!!!

I couldn't believe this thing my girlfriend's father brought to Xmas dinner..

And it was only $12.99???

I get **** grub apple pies from Weis food stores and Giant food stores that are 8" and they S.U.C.K....NO HOLES OR LATTICED DOUGH OVER TOP...SOLID GRUB DOUGH THAT TASTES LIKE CRAP..those POS PIES ARE $7.99-$9.99 AND BARELY WEIGH 20 OUNCES...

IF YOU LIKE APPLE PIES?

GO JOIN COSTCO!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2022, 11:59 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
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Lace crust isn’t hard to make Jonsie, you can use the internet to find a recipe….just quit googling your alphabet buddies.

Why are you buying crap pies when you have Amish people to buy from?!!
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 6:57 AM EST
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Posts: 79,881
Costco does a lot of things right. Apple pie with a scoop of the Kirkland premium vanilla ice cream??

That's heavenly.
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 8:15 AM EST
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Posts: 30,870
Exactly the pie I had this morning, it was delicious. Not too sweet and the apples are not cooked into mush.

Their pecan pies are not bad either, but their bakery make the best baguettes in this area.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 8:22 AM EST
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Why does Jones hate da Amish peoples..?? Huh
Stogie1020 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 9:42 AM EST
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I think my new years resolution will be to eat more Costco apple pie with vanilla ice cream for breakfast.


Finally a resolution I can get behind.
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 10:24 AM EST
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#2 zrx1200

I humbly decline to buy anything baked by Amish due to
Cow manure under their digit fingernails whilst making anything....
RayR Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 11:51 AM EST
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You got shunned by an Amish girl once, didn't you Jonesy?
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 12:28 PM EST
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Sounds like you need a higher class of Amish friends Jonsie.

Their roasted chicken at Costco is a good deal too btw.
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 1:24 PM EST
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The Amish roast chikens too..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 2:01 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
I think my new years resolution will be to eat more Costco apple pie with vanilla ice cream for breakfast.

Finally a resolution I can get behind.


Apple Pie a-la-mode is like a broke peter... ya can't beat it!
MACS Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 2:02 PM EST
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Posts: 79,881
ZRX1200 wrote:
Sounds like you need a higher class of Amish friends Jonsie.

Their roasted chicken at Costco is a good deal too btw.


Especially for $5. I get them every time I go.
deadeyedick Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 6:24 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,158
ZRX1200 wrote:
Sounds like you need a higher class of Amish friends Jonsie.

Their roasted chicken at Costco is a good deal too btw.


Ingredients in Costco chickens:

There are ten ingredients in Costco rotisserie chicken: chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates, hydrolyzed casein, carrageenan, modified corn starch, sugar, dextrose, chicken broth, isolated soy protein lecithin and mono- and diglycerides.

Well, at least chicken is in there. And "Cow manure under their digit fingernails whilst making anything" was not listed.
Stogie1020 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 6:38 PM EST
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Full agreement MACS.

DED, they inject a brine solution to keep them extra juicy while cooking. I bathe in that same brine solution to keep me extra juicy... When the aliens come and eat us all, they will eat me and then be disappointed with all you bland folk. Ha!
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2022, 6:50 PM EST
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Posts: 60,661
I brine chicken too.
rfenst Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Dec 27 2022, 2:54 PM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,431
Great stuff and values from COSTCO:

Apple Pie from th bakery
USDA Choice Strip Steaks
Sourdough Baguettes from the bakery
Lamb Chops
etc., etc.
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