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Last post 17 months ago by DrMaddVibe. 3 replies replies.
MillEniAL S.AC.A.M.'s J.P. MORGAN ouT oF $175 MEEEELLION DOLLARS!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,467
Some conniving millennial approached J.P. Morgan with their student loan company and asked them to buy it...

He/ she? Claimed it had 4.3 million customers/ loans in existence....

J.P. Morgan pulled a "Elon musk" and didn't do it's due diligence researching the company....

These peeps hired a college professor to inflate the account #'s with fake loans to make the sale....
They really only had 300,000 customer/ loans in reality....THEY PULLED A "SANTOS" AND EMBELLISHED THEIR RESUME....

Looks like J.P.MORGAN GOT HORN SWAGGLED!!!

BWUHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

LAWSUIT HAS BEEN FILED ...
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,467
The professor got only $18k to inflate the numbers....

$18k is not worth going to jail for...

What a moron...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,556
Any day Jamie Dimon takes it dry with sandpaper is a great day.
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