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ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 4:50 PM EST
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What do you think he buys?

No wrong answers.
dkeage Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 4:59 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
What do you think he buys?

No wrong answers.

Prince Harry’s new book?
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 5:58 PM EST
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I can’t argue that guess.
Ram27 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:00 PM EST
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Buys Bidens Corvette. Think
corey sellers Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:05 PM EST
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Bidens trash can
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:07 PM EST
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Secret island lair
Stogie1020 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:13 PM EST
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A lot of tin foil.
JGKAMIN Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:16 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Prince Harry’s new book?

He won’t need the book, with that much money Megan will be on the next thing smoking to Amish country trying to cuddle up with Jonesy.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:27 PM EST
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“It ain’t too beaucoup baby, that’s some fine West Pennsylvania white snake”
deadeyedick Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:27 PM EST
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Whatever it is the SSG will take it.
Palama Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:30 PM EST
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Where’s mine? Drool
HockeyDad Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 6:46 PM EST
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A vaccine that will work against that new Chiree Covid variant.
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 7:13 PM EST
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LMMFAO!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣

YOU BASTIDS!!!

TOO MUCH!!!

I BOUGHT 5 TICKETS
AND THEN TWO FOR THE GIRLFRIEND...

#10 DEAKAGE POST wins ...so far....
It is 100% S.P.O.T. ON !!!!
#12 HD gets honorable mention...


THEY WOULD KILL ME directly AFTER THE PA LOTTERY
CHECK CEREMONY.....on the ride home....

***BY SOME AWESOME INDEPENDENT MOVIE I WATCHED ON IMBD? BACK IN 2014 at the hiegth of the FBI-SSG GANGSTALKING PERSECUTION....

IT WAS EUROPEAN AND HAD SUBTITLES...I FORGET THE TITLE OF IT...BUT THE ONE AWESOME LINE IN IT WAS....

(THE government official who was trying to help this guy but couldn't said...." You will leave here and have an unfortunate accident with a very large TRUCK !!"

ITS WHAT THEY DO...

DEATH BY "ACCIDENT" W/ NO LIVING WITNESSES OR VIDEO FILM...THE CAMERAS WERE OUT...
Ram27 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 7:22 PM EST
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d'oh! #10 be....deadeyedick d'oh!
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 7:23 PM EST
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Oooppps!!!

RAMMIE chimes in for the correction!!!

Thanks!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jan 13 2023, 8:19 PM EST
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He'll buy an SSG hit squad. Not a squad of SSG members, but a squad that actually hits the SSG.

And prolly takes his money back from them while they're at it
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2023, 8:02 AM EST
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I didn't get here soon enough, but I would say a dumpster company.
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2023, 9:06 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
What do you think he buys?

No wrong answers.


He invests the cash in dating Megan Markle.
8trackdisco Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2023, 9:10 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
“It ain’t too beaucoup baby, that’s some fine West Pennsylvania white snake”


And just like Whitesnake, she'll dump him and he'll be singing Hear I go Again.
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Jan 15 2023, 4:22 PM EST
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I shoulda' went to MAINE to buy my tickets!!!
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Jan 15 2023, 7:39 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
I shoulda' went to MAINE to buy my tickets!!!

I bet the winner will get his tooth fixed with the money
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Jan 15 2023, 7:58 PM EST
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Or buy a LIGHTHOUSE?
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