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Dr. Chan Thomas...The cataclysmic AXIS SHIFT THEORY
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2023, 8:47 PM EST
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The polar shift happens every 6,500 to 11,500 years....

The Adam and eve story...

The book is only 57 pages, not 240 that was highly redacted by the CIA...

Chauncey powers Thomas IS HIS REAL NAME...
HE Was on Johnny Carson show...
WORKED AT MCDONALD DOUGLAS ....
It is believed that several( LIKE 5-8? adVANCE CIVILIZATIONS ) EXISTED BEFORE OUR CURRENT HISTORY...

THIS POLAR SHIFT HAPPENS IN ONLY

ONE
FREAKIN'
DAY

AND nothing survives 2-3 mile high tsunami's, earthquakes, fire storms, volcanic eruptions, then half the globe DEEP FREEZES DOWN TO 80 DEGREES BELOW ZERO IN ONLY 4 HOURS DURING this polar shift...the other side burns from heat...

Magnetic poles shift every 300,000 yrs or so...

It's been 800,000 yrs since the last magnetic pole shift...
drglnc Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2023, 9:50 PM EST
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Someone check on Mr Jones… I think he might be having a stroke
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2023, 9:54 PM EST
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Nope... Just watching too much YOUTUBE-ITIS !!!
tonygraz Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2023, 4:32 PM EST
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Are you sure that wasn't Peter Sellers ?
KingoftheCove Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2023, 10:34 PM EST
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Hate to be Negative Nancy…… but Jonsie is right on this one
polar axis shifts every year……until it goes FUBAR…
We are due for another one………….soon
LeeBot Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2023, 10:45 PM EST
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Yes, polar shift is a thing, but I haven't heard about the volcanic eruptions and deep freeze, etc. Sounds a little Y2K-ish to me.

Your compass will point south instead of north though ...

Would that mean I wouldn't be able to find my own @ss with a compass?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2023, 10:48 PM EST
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So.... soon like don't sweat the 401k so much, or soon like liquidate everything and get a bungalow in the Maldives?
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 7:05 AM EST
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There are two kinds of polar shifts

One is where the poles just Shift...

The other "cataclysmic one" is a magnetic pole shift...
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#9 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 8:38 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
The polar shift happens every 6,500 to 11,500 years....

It's been 800,000 yrs since the last magnetic pole shift...




Should I be smoking the aged stuff?
Stogie1020 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 11:49 AM EST
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One time, this young college age girl, I think her name was Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy or something like that (she was pre-med or pre-law or pre-something) was dancing for me at a gentlemen's club in Tucson, doing this pretty amazing feat of acrobatics where she would hang upside down but still manage to rhythmically wiggle her firm tush at me in a "winking-at-you" kind of way while i dispensed dollar bills like a reverse vending machine, except I timed one toss of a bill just right and managed to get the paper to hit the center of the cheek crack just as the winking was in full momentum and I got a bill stuck right in the middle of the crack. Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy laughed so hard, while still hanging upside down with her 6+ inch spiked heels miles apart, that the pole she was hanging from shifted a little. Mine too.
HockeyDad Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 11:56 AM EST
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Buncha pole smoking.
tonygraz Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 3:43 PM EST
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Does this make Jonesy pole ish ?
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 6:22 PM EST
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scuse me...I'll be back in a minute...just read Stogie's pole....er post...
rockmiesterr Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 9:28 PM EST
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download..(..volcano discovery )

and you will see the current chaos going on right now.............smokem if you gottem........the first of many cataclysms is going to happen within weeks
LeeBot Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2023, 11:04 AM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
One time, this young college age girl, I think her name was Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy or something like that (she was pre-med or pre-law or pre-something) was dancing for me at a gentlemen's club in Tucson, doing this pretty amazing feat of acrobatics where she would hang upside down but still manage to rhythmically wiggle her firm tush at me in a "winking-at-you" kind of way while i dispensed dollar bills like a reverse vending machine, except I timed one toss of a bill just right and managed to get the paper to hit the center of the cheek crack just as the winking was in full momentum and I got a bill stuck right in the middle of the crack. Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy laughed so hard, while still hanging upside down with her 6+ inch spiked heels miles apart, that the pole she was hanging from shifted a little. Mine too.

LOL LOL LOL


What a beautiful beautiful story full of drama, character development, plot twists, denouement ...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2023, 11:05 AM EST
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Everybody on the planet...jump up and down twice on the count of 3!


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tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2023, 1:25 PM EST
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We are all going to die !
Stogie1020 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2023, 1:48 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
We are all going to die !


Probably within the next 50 years!!!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2023, 1:51 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Probably within the next 50 years!!!



Simon didn't say!
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