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tmitch06905 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Apr 29 2023, 11:39 AM EST
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ent to the bank last week to open a CD now that interest rates are rising. The woman who helped me (Sernior relationship manager) says to me "you're a cigart smoker. I smell them. I love the smell of cigars. Come a little closer" With that I was wishing I was 40 years younger and single. Oh Well.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Apr 29 2023, 11:42 AM EST
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I would’ve at least made up a decent ending to this story. Ya know for the boys.
LeeBot Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Apr 29 2023, 9:42 PM EST
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Yeah, where there's sex in the vault, and it goes wrong because you're not supposed to be in the vault. And the police chase you but you have a motorcycle, so you put her on the back and ride up a big set of concrete steps to get away from the po po. But you ride through a big drug deal that's supposed to be secret, and they start shooting at you cause they think you were sent to rip them off, but you're lady friend on the back knows one of the guys because he launders his money at the bank, so they are cool with you after that and help you hid from the police. While you're hiding, you go back to having sex.






Or, you know, you ask her out. If she likes the smell of cigars, I'm taking my shot regardless of age.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Apr 29 2023, 11:55 PM EST
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The color of her skirt that was work appropriate but super sexy.
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Apr 30 2023, 6:33 PM EST
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most women who smell my cigar smoke just cough loudly and walk away...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, May 2 2023, 6:51 AM EST
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Some women, whom I may or may not cohabitate with, just go with a straightforward, "You stink!"

Some days this statement is actually cigar related
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, May 2 2023, 12:17 PM EST
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Some women cough and cover their nose when I'm nearby with an unlit pipe.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, May 2 2023, 2:26 PM EST
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You didn’t offer her your robusto?

What kinda “Dear Penthouse” story is this?
Palama Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, May 2 2023, 3:02 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Some women, whom I may or may not cohabitate with, just go with a straightforward, "You stink!"

Some days this statement is actually cigar related


Those are the exact words (...and I'mma guessing inflection...) that my wife tells me, even after a shower, brushed teeth and mouthwash. Gonz
deadeyedick Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 7:54 AM EST
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Wifey often asks me to leave my cloths in the garage when I'm through smoking but I assume she is just hitting on me. Smile
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 12:42 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You didn’t offer her your robusto?

What kinda “Dear Penthouse” story is this?


Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
Palama Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 3:24 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Wifey often asks me to leave my cloths in the garage when I'm through smoking but I assume she is just hitting on me. Smile


Depending on the openness of your garage, to make things quicker / easier, mebbe just wear a lioncloth when you go out to smoke? Gonz
Sunoverbeach Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 6:12 PM EST
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No good. Then she'd have to skin him
Palama Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 3 2023, 10:13 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
No good. Then she'd have to skin him


Wouldn’t be a pretty sight. Scared
8trackdisco Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, May 4 2023, 3:38 PM EST
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My wife likes the smell of cigars too.

It is a special treat when on a sunny, warm afternoon, she asks if I'd like to go out onto the deck and have a cigar.

Well..... I guess. I can do that favor.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, May 4 2023, 4:41 PM EST
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Had that happen once. Turned out I was having a lovely dream
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, May 5 2023, 7:34 PM EST
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I've had two women tell me they liked the fragrance of my cigar...one was a middle-aged lady, out for a walk with her hubby, along the cliff, overlooking the Pacific in Kauai...she said the smoke from my cigar reminded her of the smokey smell of her father's cigars...


The other was also middle-aged. I was with MACS, at the Harbortown Resort in Ventura...we were preparing to smoke a cigar at a windbreak, a glass enclosed circular conversation sitting area at the edge of the harbor. Three older women were there...as we lit the cigars, one of the women said she liked cigars too. I offered to go back to our room to get one for her and her friends, and hurried off. As I was leaving, she called after me and said "no need". I got one for each, and returned a couple of minutes later...alas they refused the gifts and scurried off...prolly something MACS said to them while I was retrieving cigars for them...I was positive MACS and I could've serviced the three of 'em, without breaking any of their bones. MACS, the big Trump fan, said they weren't his type...
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