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Just bought a cAsE of "ouTlaw" mile high light beer...Tivoli brewing Colorado
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2023, 6:21 PM EST
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The case caught my eye...robin egg blue/turquoise with a deer?elk head on it...some topographical lineage too...
Very simple and straightforward...

Only $13.65 for a case of 24
Twelve ounce cans...

That's damn cheap....

How in the F##K CAN YOU BREW IT, Package it, ship it to PA from Colorado for
$13.65 ???
Makes no sense to me...
Packaged on 5-13-23 so it isn't old or out of date...

Gonna try it in a few days....

Anybody know more about it??

Is it local piss water like LIONS HEAD BREWERY IN WILKES-BARRE, PA?

IS IT MORE THAN $13.65 IN COLORADO?

THANKS FOR ANY INFO...
BEEK GEEK GAVE IT A 4.2 OUT OF 5
WHICH IS DAMN GOOD FOR THE GEEK TO CLAIM...
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2023, 8:33 PM EST
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Please report back after sample.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2023, 8:36 PM EST
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I looked to see if it was available near me but none close. They’re going for a 1$ a can at total wine. Sounds like you got a deal. Couldn’t be worse than natural light
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2023, 8:56 PM EST
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Yeah, I couldn't believe the price...

My beer distributor said " some guy comes in here at least once a month and buys 7 cases at a time...he loves it!!!"
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2023, 8:59 PM EST
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I think it's actually cheaper than NATURAL LIGHT...
NATTY LIGHT IS ...15 PKS ARE $9.99 , 30 PACKS ARE $19.99

ITS HARD TO FIND a 24 pk case of natty light...it's always 15 or 30...
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2023, 9:35 PM EST
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Ok

Please don't judge Mr. Honeeeessss...

I am retired u bastids....

Got up at 7 am..let dogs out
Started metal and trash picking at 830 am.

Found a ton of good stuff...
Went to diner, got S.O.S.... SH#T ON A SHINGLE and homefries.....
Found 25 tickets too..no winners...

First beer at noon...
A Busch light...
Separated metal..made $28 bucks...
Came home
Separated more metal, made another $30 bucks...
Had a 25 oz rolling ROCk can...

Went to Mexican restaurant..had a 28 oz modelo especial..

Went to American legion 10 wings $5.00
One full big pitcher of molson ale $5.00..

Came home...
Started fire in the pit out back...
Had 3 twentyfive ounce rollin rock cans...
Burnt copius amts of dead arbevitoa branches...

Tried ONE OUTLAW BEER CAN...
AFTER ONE BOGUS TAMPA CUBAN ROLLED CIGAR, IT SUCKKED
( did I mention I do not like CUBANS ONd EYE-OWE-TAAAHH after looking down the barrel of a MASSIVE RUGER Blackhawk .44 magnum at Miami international Airport GARAGE IN 1980-81?during the Mariel boat lift during THE Jimmy Carter era...)
&
AFTER ONE CAO BLACK 7" CIGAR
AND DURING A REAL RP EDGE... FROM A SEALED 5 PK...

MY PALATE WAS TOAST!!!

THE OUTLAW BEER WAS ICE COLD...
IT TASTED WIERD...
SOME GRAPEFRUIT ACIDIC B.S. GOIN ON...

Was noT impressed one bit...

Going for the GREEN NOW...WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE AND switching to Canadian whiskey & gingerale.

Will try again with a clean palate on friday...
I do not expect any difference...
My first impression is...itz a PA Wilkes-Barre clone lions head piss beer made in Colorado albeit a fruity acidic conundrum beverage.
BuckyB93 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2023, 9:48 PM EST
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Some part of me would like to take a couple days off and spend it with Mr. Jones. Crash on his couch and experience a weekend with Jonsie. I'm not sure I'd survive though.

I might get be taken out by a sniper or something but it would probably be rather fun as long as it lasted.
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2023, 10:15 PM EST
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It's way calmer currently... bucky....

During 1978 to 1988...

Welllll, it's what they make movies out of...but it's so hidden and redacted...it never sees the light of day...and nobody would believe it anyway...
PapaWhiskey Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2023, 7:32 PM EST
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You should try one for your noon beer maybe it will taste better.
plinytheelder Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jul 11 2023, 2:07 PM EST
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Sorry Jonesy, didn't see this one before.

Tivoli has a long history and was revived by some people that bought the rights to the name, and recipes.
A friend of mine, a brewer, helped them make it, and revised their formula a little to fix it WITHOUT changing the recipe too much as they wanted to use the original recipe for histories sake. Needless to say when he made the beer on his system, it tasted better than the beer at present which is being contract brewed by another brewery for distribution.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jul 11 2023, 9:23 PM EST
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Tried it again...

I don't like it at all...

Sorry to say...

Tried it again on a clean palate...

Tastes weird.. very weird...

I was really hoping I would...
It is so cheap I would've kept buying it if I liked it...

I'm gonna dump it on my friends when they come over till it's gone...

22 more cans left...
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jul 11 2023, 11:07 PM EST
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Appreciate the review mr Jones. I’d hang for an afternoon too to see if I could hang. Sounds like maybe they are clearing inventory? Either way I’m not gonna hunt them down or anything. I do actually like rolling rock quite a bit. It’s in my rotation and it’s cheap. Still hate natty light. But if it’s free in someone else’s cooler I’ll drink. My uncles drink that. I dig in but just not a fan
plinytheelder Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jul 12 2023, 5:46 PM EST
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Jakethesnake86 wrote:
But if it’s free in someone else’s cooler I’ll drink.


Um, NO. There is no good reason to drink Natty Light.
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jul 12 2023, 7:09 PM EST
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There is one good reason:

Your at a SHEETZ CONVIENCE STORE...
YOUVE BEEN AT A FLEA MKT ALL DAY SINCE 6 AM BAKING IN THE SUN...IT IS 1:30 AND UR STARVING...and need a massive cold one...

Plus you are broke and poor...

BUUUUTTTT...

THE CUUUUUNNNTTT MANAGERS BEOTCHS GET PAID OFF BY THE BEER MARKETING REPS AND TELL THEM NOT TO ORDER
ROLLING ROCK 25 OZ MEGA CANS $1.29 OR MILLER HIGH LIFE "EIFFEL TOWER 24OZ CANS" $1.29 , because they under sell (price) the other 25 oz cans of BUDWIESER $1.99 or the yuengling $2.19 or Miller light $2.39 on and on and on...

The only other cheap beer is NATTY LIGHT 25OZ. AT $1.19
OR NATTY DADDY ICE $1.19 ( WHICH SUCKS DONKEY DEEEKS AND IS A D.U.I. AFTER ONE BEER...)

THAT IS the only time I buy NATTY LIGHT...WHICH IS QUITE OFTEN A TWO SPECIFIC SHEETZ STORES IN MY AREA...

I AM READY TO "D.I.M.E." THOSE BRIBE TAKING KENTS TO CORPORATE VERY SOON....

I HAVE BITCHED TO CORPORATE ( @ 2 DIFFERENT COMPANIES TWICE OVER THE LAST 8 MONTHS, TO GET PROBLEMS FIXED, EVEN after I told the managers in no uncertain terms to fix the ongoing problems that were existent for over 12 months, but they blew me off, I gave them 3-6 months to fix it...they never did...
I Dimed both f##knead mgrs to corporate...within 4 weeks or sooner the problem was F.I.X.E.D. CORRECTLY...

F##K'em...the loserrrr slacker f##KS!!!!
Ram27 Online
#15 Posted: Wed, Jul 12 2023, 7:14 PM EST
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Tell us how you really feel jonsey? Think Beer
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jul 12 2023, 8:31 PM EST
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LOL 😂
8trackdisco Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jul 12 2023, 8:58 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
It's way calmer currently... bucky....

During 1978 to 1988...

Welllll, it's what they make movies out of...but it's so hidden and redacted...it never sees the light of day...and nobody would believe it anyway...


Still think you should write a book. If you could eventually crack the whole small case LARGE CASE thing.
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jul 12 2023, 9:43 PM EST
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That's what the FBI & NSA PUTERS GOTTA DO...
TREE DIMENSIONAL TRI-GEMINAL CODE
PROJECT BLACKJACK - the grEEnBriAR hotel bunker complex...

Nyyyttt yet...
Maybe A.I. can do it?
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