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Obama famiLY chEf drOwns in Edgar pond on Martha's vineyard
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
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Tons of conspiracy stories...

He was still Obama's chef in private life...the story is very sketchy...
We're the Obama's on Martha's vineyard when it happened?
Was he cooking meals there in July when he drowned...??

His flailing in the water was witnessed by several kayaker and paddle board OVERPRIVILGED RICH PRI*KS WITH nothing better to do whilst DOING NOTHING EVER IN THEIR LIVES AND MAKING MONEY IN THEIR TRUST FUNDS WHILST PADDLING AND SMOKING DOPE in a pond near obammy's h.u.t....rich millionaire SILVER SPOON PR*CKS DONT MAKE GOOD WITNESSES...

THIS ENTIRE STORY STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN...

THERE IS A DUECE IN THE WOODPILE fo' sho'....

Rumors of a "TELL ALL BOOK DEAL" about the Obama murder INC. family was in the works with a big publisher...aLLeDgeDlY...

If true?? His days were numbered the millisecond he showed anyone the script or pre-copy...

My guess?? Secret service directed hit with JSOC OR NAVY SEAL TEAMS USING REBREATHING DIVING GEAR AND SUITS...
REBREATHERS HAVE NO BUBBLE TRAIL...
PULLED Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmm off his paddle board and drowned his AZZ real quick like ..
Any bruises with hand pulling and holding marks??? 2 navy seals can kill any fat out of shape chef they want real quick...
Gene363 Offline
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Someone saw Big Mike's deak.
Mr. Jones Offline
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Mooo- shelllll magilla likes ummmmm
Beeeeaaaaagggeeerrr than Barry's...
With special sous chef sauce.....
Gene363 Offline
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Interesting taken this situation: https://www.instagram.com/p/CvNZlK6v6-O/
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Did anyone else read the stories and have more questions about this than the limited facts the story gave? I mean how many law enforcement agencies do you need and if you need more than 1...there's a crime prolly being covered up. This one...3.

Nothing makes sense.

Bathhouse Barry and Big Mike say they weren't there and the next AM scurry their children to California from said location??? Witnesses that watched him drown??? He was an accomplished swimmer that was competitive but where he died it's only 8 feet deep??? Waaay too many questions for sure.
HockeyDad Offline
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Hey!!!!


UFOS!
ZRX1200 Offline
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And they said that there was someone with him but wouldn’t say whom…yeah it’s strange, but I wonder sometimes if purposefully doing this is part of the gag.
Mr. Jones Offline
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The "skinny on the pOnD" between all the WORTHLESS
SLOTH DOPE SMOKIN TRUST FUND PADDLE BOARD
CROWD ISSSSSSSSS....

THAT....

GIORGIO A. TSOUKALOS , swedish UFO- OLIGIST WITH THE WACKED HAIR LIKE THAT FIGHT PROMOTOR Don King...
From ancient aliens TV show fame was on the beach the week prior to the drowning..... selling awesome 47% THC WEED FROM a CALIFORNIA MEDICINAL grow FBI CONSIFICATION that never made it to the L.A. incinerator and was sold cheap by several agents for $1,000 a LB....

The chef musta gotten ahold of some of dat'
And lost his board balance and hit his noggin on a rock 8 ft under water...
Giorgio's fingerprints are on dozens of baggies ( of various weights all over Martha's vineyard)....
Mr. Jones Offline
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aLLeDgeDlY.......

that's the skinny

On da' pond
RayR Offline
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i saw that GIORGIO A. TSOUKALOS was born in Switzerland to Greek-Austrian parents, which is nowhere near Sweden.

Anyway, I think the UFO's were hunting Lizard People 🦎, which is why they showed up at the Obama's HUT. 🛸👽
It was just a case of mistaken identity since the CHEF was riding Barry's paddle board. 💀
Mr. Jones Offline
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That GIORGIO is a SWEDE...D.U.D.E.

DON'T DIS' ME Rrrrrraaaaayyyyyyy!!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

U puck!!! ⛏️ ⚒️

The SWEDE... FROM the movie "smokin ACES" is coming for your heart with a PLAYMATE COOLER , DRY ICE , AND SEVERAL SCALPELS...
frankj1 Offline
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I had a weird thought.
what if...now stay wif me...the guy drowned accidentally?

Crazy, right? I mean obviously chefs know too much, especially six plus years after their bosses leave the White Hut, but what a story that would be if nothing nefarious happened.
Mind blowing!!!
RayR Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I had a weird thought.
what if...now stay wif me...the guy drowned accidentally?

Crazy, right? I mean obviously chefs know too much, especially six plus years after their bosses leave the White Hut, but what a story that would be if nothing nefarious happened.
Mind blowing!!!


Yer boring Frankie. We like our conspiracy theories better.

Mr. Jones Offline
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Frank / boo boo has a valid point...

Frank the voice of reason on C-Bid is pretty well known...

All's I can say.... The ancient aliens wacky haired weed purveyor is a lot more interesting story and fun thread...

U logical poofter ...you !!!
frankj1 Offline
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RayR wrote:
Yer boring Frankie. We like our conspiracy theories better.


oh I like them just fine.
You fill that role for us quite well.




frankj1 Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Frank / boo boo has a valid point...

Frank the voice of reason on C-Bid is pretty well known...

All's I can say.... The ancient aliens wacky haired weed purveyor is a lot more interesting story and fun thread...

U logical poofter ...you !!!

true, true.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I had a weird thought.
what if...now stay wif me...the guy drowned accidentally?

Crazy, right? I mean obviously chefs know too much, especially six plus years after their bosses leave the White Hut, but what a story that would be if nothing nefarious happened.
Mind blowing!!!



Well, that would be all fine and good except there were witnesses that watched him drown and did nothing. Then there aren't. 3 LE agencies dogging down the drowning. The family wasn't there, but the chef that cooks for them was? AND the next AM they're shuttling their kids off the place to Cali?

I get ya that sometimes a cigar is a cigar, but this doesn't pass a smell test.
RayR Offline
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True...True, Frankies conspiracy theory that nothing nefarious happened doesn't hold water. "Voice of reason"?...Brick wall

Sayin' there's nothing nefarious about anything to do with the Obammy family? That's just crazy Your Cousin From Boston talk.



HockeyDad Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I had a weird thought.
what if...now stay wif me...the guy drowned accidentally?

Crazy, right? I mean obviously chefs know too much, especially six plus years after their bosses leave the White Hut, but what a story that would be if nothing nefarious happened.
Mind blowing!!!



The chef was too close to the ocean and climate change got him.
frankj1 Offline
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I could be persuaded if it happened in an estuary
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There are questions about the 911 logs and how the call came in from a couple of miles away from where he drowned.

https://www.westernjournal.com/mysterious-blank-found-official-log-obama-private-chef-911-call-report/
frankj1 Offline
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only amateur hitmen make stoopid mistakes like that, doubtful at best.

and for the record, me and Drafter were nowhere near da Vineyard that day...

actually, I might have been. What day was it again?
RayR Offline
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JGKAMIN wrote:
There are questions about the 911 logs and how the call came in from a couple of miles away from where he drowned.

https://www.westernjournal.com/mysterious-blank-found-official-log-obama-private-chef-911-call-report/


Duhmacracy asks:

Was this an accidental death?

Yes: 8% (116 Votes)
No: 92% (1404 Votes)

Yes, very suspicious, the Obammy's were on the island but not in the house at Turkeyland Cove, so... Wilson’s Landing? Think


HockeyDad Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I could be persuaded if it happened in an estuary


What do estuaries connect to? Oceans. Climate change swam into the estuary and got him.
Mr. Jones Offline
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JSOC REBREATHER EQUIPED ASSASSIN'S
frankj1 Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
What do estuaries connect to? Oceans. Climate change swam into the estuary and got him.

you caught my drift, or flow, or whatever
Mr. Jones Offline
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What does mooshell do now for her midnight meat snacks?
DrMaddVibe Offline
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tug boat
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We Have New Details About the Death of Obama's Personal Chef



This story dates to last summer when former President Barack Obama’s personal chef drowned while paddle boarding. There was much intrigue, as there always will be when a body washes up on the shores of an ex-president’s home. Tafari Campbell was a longtime chef at the White House who started working there under Bush. After Obama’s presidency was over, he was invited by the First Family to be their chef.
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Barack Obama's personal chef drowned at Barack Obama's estate 🤔

TOO MANY QUESTIONS pic.twitter.com/sbnGt78u1a
— Lady Di (@Lady_Di_W) July 26, 2023

Many parts of the story were odd. From the 911 call to the markings and bruising on Obama’s hand and face, conspiracy theories flowed about what happened. The initial reports were that the Obamas were not at their residence at the time of the incident. New documents reveal that after Campbell was reported missing, Obama was on the scene. Our friends at PJ have more (via PJ Media):

New information in the drowning death of Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell pic.twitter.com/Tv2JRyUWra
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) October 21, 2023


The new information was first reported by Jesse Watters Friday evening.

“We have new information tonight in the drowning death of Obama’s chef Tafari Campbell,” Watters revealed. “The Massachusetts State Police responded to our FOIA request and released their report with some redactions.”

“According to the report, Obama was on the scene shortly after Campbell went missing,” Watters said. “The report also states an unnamed female staffer jumped into the water when Tafari fell off his board, but it was already too late. He disappeared.”

[…]

“We also now know that Secret Service has surveillance footage of Campbell from Obama’s compound moments before he entered the water,” Watters added. “So we’re going to see if we can get that.”

[…]


Judicial Watch posted 40 pages of records from the Massachusetts State Police on its website. “The records, which are heavily redacted, indicate Barack Obama arrived at the emergency response scene via motorcade. A short time later, a cold, wet woman, who was a witness, arrived,” reports Judicial Watch. “The next morning, the eyewitness was interviewed in the Obama residence, again with Barack Obama present. The records also detail the existence of a Secret Service video of Campbell and his paddleboarding companion entering the water, and the Secret Service emergency response in the immediate aftermath of the drowning. The State Police records show they concluded ‘no foul play’ in Campbell’s ‘accidental’ death.”

The report from the Massachusetts State Police suggests that Barack and Michelle Obama “had been out for dinner” at the time of the incident, which explains why Campbell was not working that evening.

So, why was it originally reported that the Obamas were nowhere near their home when Campbell went missing? Did Obama lie? Who lied? It’s not a Chappaquiddick situation, but is it Chappaquiddick-like regarding the damage control and the weird details? Sure.

Also, don't expect the Secret Service to turn over that surveillance footage.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/10/25/obama-was-on-marthas-vineyard-property-when-personal-chef-drowned-n2630311#google_vignette


Think
DrafterX Offline
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I heard he asked Jada out... Mellow
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Here’s what I heard, from one of Jonesie’s contacts.
The Obama’s came back from dinner.
Later that night, Barack awoke to some delightful squealing, goes to the kitchen, only to find the cook and Michelle, in the pantry, well, you know…
An angry Barack wrestles with the cook, and Secret Service personnel was there quickly and took the cook to da lake for a paddle board ride.
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Prolly measuring weiners while listening to Tone-Loc's "Funky Cold Medina". Bathhouse Barry was peering through the slats in the closet...watching.

What a mess.
Mr. Jones Offline
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Polly wanna cracker?
Mr. Jones Offline
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Da' cheif knew

Toooo
Muuuuccchhhh

Plain and simple
Mr. Jones Offline
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#31 KOC

I heard "almost that...but Barry was beaten by the chef then the S.S. stepped in and pretty much killed him in the ex -presidents hut...then moved Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmm'to the pond on a paddle board ala Bernie's weekend like...
Flailng arms were moved by JSOC divers to fake lifelike
Movement..to the trust fund stoners on paddle boards in the M.V. Bay pond..
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Was Malia with the former Obama chef when he drowned?



Massachusetts State Police released a forty-page report on the death of Tafari Campbell, Obama’s chef, who drowned in July in Edgartown Great Pond.

Judicial Watch, a conservative activist group, received it recently. There are a number of discrepancies with the report when compared to the initial reports, which, not surprisingly, changed facts on a daily basis.

Originally, Tafari Campbell, who police said could not swim, was paddle-boarding alone on Edgartown Great Pond and was found drowned a day later in eight feet of water a hundred feet from shore. I immediately questioned that in a previous article because the Massachusetts Estuaries Project shows that water depth for that distance from the Obama shore is only 2–3 feet deep.

The story changed, and suddenly there was another person with him, identified as a twenty-six-year-old female employee. Malia Obama is twenty-five, and although the woman’s name is redacted from the report, it says that the female, believed to be Malia, arrived in a motorcade later that night to be interviewed.

From the report: “At approximately 8:40 PM, (redacted)’s motorcade arrived ... I observed that (redacted) was visibly emotional and was shaking from being cold and wet. I provided (redacted) with a jacket to warm up.” Does that sound like Obama — leaving her cold and wet? Absolutely.

The next morning, she was interviewed at the former president’s residence with him in attendance. (Even though there are redactions in the report, it is still apparent who is who.) Would the self-serving Obama, who was seen golfing two days later, sit in on two interviews with an employee? Doubt it, but he’d have no choice with his own daughter.

The report claims that the female, who asked Tafari to go paddle-boarding, said he was an inexperienced swimmer, even though there are videos that Campbell posted online showing him swimming at an indoor pool. She said they both stood up on their paddle boards and that he slipped off his board thirty seconds later and went under the water. She swam to where he had been but could not find him in the brackish water.

She returned to shore and ran to the Secret Service security post, and the Secret Service Rescue Swimmers immediately entered the water but were unable to find him. They did find his baseball cap floating nearby.

In the original report, Barack and Michelle Obama were not on Martha’s Vineyard when Campbell drowned. In the revised report, they were there but out to dinner. A significant fact that changed was the police’s claim that Campbell’s body was 200–300 yards from shore. If Campbell was such a poor swimmer, why did he go out that far and then try to climb on a paddleboard?

A somber-looking Malia and Sasha Obama were seen two days later at the airport, leaving the island.

There were no news reports that the Obamas attended any service for their close friend and chef or even sent flowers. Michelle did dress in black two days later when she went to play tennis.

An autopsy said there was no indication of drugs or alcohol in Campbell’s system, but, as we have all seen in published photographs, Malia is no stranger to marijuana. Just like her “choom gang” father.

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/was_malia_with_the_former_obama_chef_when_he_drowned.html


Huh, imagine that.
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
We Have New Details About the Death of Obama's Personal Chef



This story dates to last summer when former President Barack Obama’s personal chef drowned while paddle boarding. There was much intrigue, as there always will be when a body washes up on the shores of an ex-president’s home. Tafari Campbell was a longtime chef at the White House who started working there under Bush. After Obama’s presidency was over, he was invited by the First Family to be their chef.
Advertisement

Barack Obama's personal chef drowned at Barack Obama's estate 🤔

TOO MANY QUESTIONS pic.twitter.com/sbnGt78u1a
— Lady Di (@Lady_Di_W) July 26, 2023

Many parts of the story were odd. From the 911 call to the markings and bruising on Obama’s hand and face, conspiracy theories flowed about what happened. The initial reports were that the Obamas were not at their residence at the time of the incident. New documents reveal that after Campbell was reported missing, Obama was on the scene. Our friends at PJ have more (via PJ Media):

New information in the drowning death of Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell pic.twitter.com/Tv2JRyUWra
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) October 21, 2023


The new information was first reported by Jesse Watters Friday evening.

“We have new information tonight in the drowning death of Obama’s chef Tafari Campbell,” Watters revealed. “The Massachusetts State Police responded to our FOIA request and released their report with some redactions.”

“According to the report, Obama was on the scene shortly after Campbell went missing,” Watters said. “The report also states an unnamed female staffer jumped into the water when Tafari fell off his board, but it was already too late. He disappeared.”

[…]

“We also now know that Secret Service has surveillance footage of Campbell from Obama’s compound moments before he entered the water,” Watters added. “So we’re going to see if we can get that.”

[…]


Judicial Watch posted 40 pages of records from the Massachusetts State Police on its website. “The records, which are heavily redacted, indicate Barack Obama arrived at the emergency response scene via motorcade. A short time later, a cold, wet woman, who was a witness, arrived,” reports Judicial Watch. “The next morning, the eyewitness was interviewed in the Obama residence, again with Barack Obama present. The records also detail the existence of a Secret Service video of Campbell and his paddleboarding companion entering the water, and the Secret Service emergency response in the immediate aftermath of the drowning. The State Police records show they concluded ‘no foul play’ in Campbell’s ‘accidental’ death.”

The report from the Massachusetts State Police suggests that Barack and Michelle Obama “had been out for dinner” at the time of the incident, which explains why Campbell was not working that evening.

So, why was it originally reported that the Obamas were nowhere near their home when Campbell went missing? Did Obama lie? Who lied? It’s not a Chappaquiddick situation, but is it Chappaquiddick-like regarding the damage control and the weird details? Sure.

Also, don't expect the Secret Service to turn over that surveillance footage.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/10/25/obama-was-on-marthas-vineyard-property-when-personal-chef-drowned-n2630311#google_vignette


Think


You have to love Massachusetts police trying to cover something up for a high up Dem.

You gotta be Keneding me!
MJK
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So, what's this make the kill number for the Obamas..?? I bet it's still not close to the Clintons... Not talking
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