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aRe Y.O.U. a "baCker InneR" in public parking lots? ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH #$&+!!#@$!!
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 7:47 PM EST
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FREAKIN ' morons who back into parking spaces in public parking lots ....

BUG
THE
LIVING
SHEEEE-ITTTTEEE
OUT
OF
ME...

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

IT TAKES THREE TIMES THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT TO DO....YOU WASTE EVERYBODY'S ELSES TIME WHO IS TRYING TO PARK HEAD IN FIRST WAITING AROUND FOR YOUR SORRY ASS TO FINALLY FINISH PARKING SO WE COULD'VE PARKED ALREADY....and be walking into the store already ..

I totally get backing into your driveway if it is not an apartment complex, or it snows all the time where you live and several other exceptions like 3 point parking on a downtown street....

But if you pull this "backer InneR "
BULLCRAP in a shopping center....

You
Are
A
F$#king...

M.O.R.O.N.!!!!! And F.U. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 8:43 PM EST
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Angled parking spaces are for pulling in. Straight parking spaces are for backing in. My truck is always parked in my driveway facing the street.

Now go gobble on a peter ya phag. U JuSt mAd cUz YoU caNT do IT.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 8:54 PM EST
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It’s called tactical parking Jonsie, sorry you don’t get it…
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 10:16 PM EST
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Go eat a pumpkin pie macs... 😂😂😂

Tactical parking my arse ZRX...

YOUR TALKING TO A " DRIVER"..a mover of product from point A to point B...ask the FBI-SSG ABOUT MY INFAMOUS TURNPIKE ENTRANCE RIGHT ANGLE DIVERSION AROUND A HIGH STEEL HIGH WAY length bridge BEAM MULTI TRAILER DOING 67 MPH AND NOT CRASHING on my way to DUI CLASS IN 2013...SEVERAL AGENTS ALMOST DIED DURING THAT MANUEVER...WHICH I PULLED OFF FLAWLESSLY...
that don't teach that driving in kindergarten...
P.S. you can avert any threat in reverse ( at a precise angle...dumb ass...)
You pull out forward towards a threat...say good bye to your radiator...@
And your vehicle may go 1-3 miles..maaaayyyybbbeee then it's dead on arrival...stopped..then several caps in your noggin...game over..
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 10:44 PM EST
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Go eat a pumpkin pie macs... 😂😂😂

Tactical parking my arse ZRX...

YOUR TALKING TO A " DRIVER"..a mover of product from point A to point B...ask the FBI-SSG ABOUT MY INFAMOUS TURNPIKE ENTRANCE RIGHT ANGLE DIVERSION AROUND A HIGH STEEL HIGH WAY length bridge BEAM MULTI TRAILER DOING 67 MPH AND NOT CRASHING on my way to DUI CLASS IN 2013...SEVERAL AGENTS ALMOST DIED DURING THAT MANUEVER...WHICH I PULLED OFF FLAWLESSLY...
that don't teach that driving in kindergarten...
P.S. you can avert any threat in reverse ( at a precise angle...dumb ass...)
You pull out forward towards a threat...say good bye to your radiator...@
And your vehicle may go 1-3 miles..maaaayyyybbbeee then it's dead on arrival...stopped..then several caps in your noggin...game over..
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 10:44 PM EST
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Oooooppppps
Palama Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Nov 19 2023, 12:02 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Angled parking spaces are for pulling in. Straight parking spaces are for backing in. My truck is always parked in my driveway facing the street.

Now go gobble on a peter ya phag. U JuSt mAd cUz YoU caNT do IT.


+1

When our kids were learning to drive, I always made them back into our garage. Years later our daughter told me she was surprised that many of her friends were terrible at backing into spaces as well as parallel parking.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Nov 19 2023, 12:32 AM EST
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Jonsie, when you live as close to California as I do….you can get back to me.
HockeyDad Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Nov 19 2023, 8:51 AM EST
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It’s for safety. First Move Forward.
8trackdisco Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Nov 19 2023, 4:34 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
fog ram27bat fog ram27bat Brick wall Brick wall

FREAKIN ' morons who back into parking spaces in public parking lots ....

BUG
THE
LIVING
SHEEEE-ITTTTEEE
OUT
OF
ME...

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

IT TAKES THREE TIMES THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT TO DO....YOU WASTE EVERYBODY'S ELSES TIME WHO IS TRYING TO PARK HEAD IN FIRST WAITING AROUND FOR YOUR SORRY ASS TO FINALLY FINISH PARKING SO WE COULD'VE PARKED ALREADY....and be walking into the store already ..

I totally get backing into your driveway if it is not an apartment complex, or it snows all the time where you live and several other exceptions like 3 point parking on a downtown street....

But if you pull this "backer InneR "
BULLCRAP in a shopping center....

You
Are
A
F$#king...

M.O.R.O.N.!!!!! And F.U. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


I do it all the time. Reduces the chances of accidents in parking lots.
You’ll be fine. Just stay in you garbage can, Oscar.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Nov 19 2023, 7:41 PM EST
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Good one 8 track!!
LOL
Oscar
PapaWhiskey Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Nov 20 2023, 6:26 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
It’s for safety. First Move Forward.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

It is statistically proven that driving away from a parked position is safer than backing up. I learned this years ago when configuring fleet tracking software. Drivers get points taken away when they back up from a parked position same as when speeding.
drglnc Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Nov 20 2023, 8:35 AM EST
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safer to back in park. period... i do it whenever possible. and will continue to do so. It takes no more effort, unless you are a crappy driver that doesn't know how to back up. and wasting the time of others that are parking head in is not my concern... if they parked correctly by backing in it wouldn't be an issue.
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 6:15 PM EST
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Just watch "Bulliet" with Steve McQueen....

He parks head first....

He wasn't a " backer InneR poooosssaayyy" like all you
Cigarbid guys...
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 6:31 PM EST
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And he got Mesothelioma for doing so.
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 6:34 PM EST
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Jones is all ate up with the Methafeelahomo... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 6:35 PM EST
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That would explain his grammar.
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 7:21 PM EST
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leave her out of this!
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 7:32 PM EST
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I seen her boobs before.. Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 8:40 PM EST
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did ya back up?
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2023, 9:50 PM EST
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I don't remember... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 11:04 AM EST
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Musta been stunned by her boobs.
MACS Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 11:59 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Musta been stunned by her boobs.


I could sure go for some stunning boobs about now... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 12:21 PM EST
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That’s a good way to get DrafterX texting you moob shots….
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 12:47 PM EST
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That would definitely stun me.
Cheno Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 7:47 PM EST
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Back in like a man and shut up.

First move forward is safer.

Real men know.
Mr. Jones Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 8:03 PM EST
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#20 post...FRANK

😂 LOL
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 8:05 PM EST
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All you "backer InneR s" will be crying on your deathbeds...

For the S.I.X. PLUS MONTHS OF L.O.S.T. TIME....

YOU WASTED IN YOUR SHORT LIFETIMES...BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES....

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ram27 Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 8:38 PM EST
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Oy vey.........


......Twenty NEIN
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 8:41 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
All you "backer InneR s" will be crying on your deathbeds...

For the S.I.X. PLUS MONTHS OF L.O.S.T. TIME....

YOU WASTED IN YOUR SHORT LIFETIMES...BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES....

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!



What if you're early for an appointment or somethin..?? Can we back in then..?? Huh
danmdevries Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 8:44 PM EST
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I back in or pull through so I leave in drive, not reverse.

Macs got it right. If the parking lot has angled spots, nose in back out. Otherwise back in pull out. Or pull through to nose out
HockeyDad Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 10:01 PM EST
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Hopefully Mr Jones has learned his lesson here.
ZRX1200 Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 10:09 PM EST
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I expect a prompt and thorough apology.

I’d hate to have to make a hut visit…..
frankj1 Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 10:51 PM EST
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Jones is correct.
It's easier to back out of a parking space, turn the wheel and drive away, than it is to back into a space.
And to his point missed by others, you wouldn't inconvenience the drivers behind you also looking for a space in which to park.
It's about being considerate to others, not proving testosterone levels.
ZRX1200 Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2023, 11:34 PM EST
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Looks like we’re up to two apologies….
dkeage Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 5:38 AM EST
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Frank says” I got your apology, RIGHT HERE”! ram27bat
MACS Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 6:44 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I back in or pull through so I leave in drive, not reverse.

Macs got it right. If the parking lot has angled spots, nose in back out. Otherwise back in pull out. Or pull through to nose out



Sorry, Frankie... Danm has spoken and I got it right. Angled, pull in. Straight, back in. You can do so AND give due consideration to your fellow drivers.

Keep on truckin' sucka...
Mr. Jones Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 7:45 AM EST
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Frank & Mr. Jones "against the masses of inconsiderate
Backer InneR's"

( I'm glad your back boo boo 👍😁🚘)

Timeliness and courtesy vs. stubborn FOG'S
Mr. Jones Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 7:50 AM EST
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Damn did get one thing correct...

Just one...

Which I do quite frequently when possible...

A double open inline space , I pull in head first but continue on to the next space so I can pull out straight in drive....

I agree wholeheartedly with that statement...
MACS Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 9:37 AM EST
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Really it all just depends on what I am doing. If I go to Costco or Home Depot, where I know I will need access to the truck bed... I pull in so it's easy to put stuff in the back.
Mr. Jones Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 11:25 AM EST
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Totally logical MACS!
HockeyDad Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 12:06 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
It’s for safety. First Move Forward.


According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), vehicle crashes are a leading cause of death in the US—resulting in nearly 37,000 fatalities during a four-year period to end the last decade. Fatal crashes, collisions, and rollover incidents put drivers at risk and ramp-up employer costs.

Companies instituting safe vehicle policies, such as driver safety training and global positioning systems to monitor vehicles, are better prepared to protect employees and avoid accidents. The best place to start is in the parking lot.

First-Move-Forward

When ready to park, employees should use the First-Move-Forward policy—instead of pulling in, a driver backs into a parking space. When ready to leave, drivers pull out facing forward for better visibility to spot oncoming cars or pedestrians.

This small yet effective change saves lives. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration reported that approximately 12,000 pedestrians were injured and nearly killed by cars backing up in 2015.
ZRX1200 Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 12:21 PM EST
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Jonsie are you recognized as an award winning safe driver who undergoes quarterly testing? When you are, get back to me.

Safety is considerate. Avoidable accidents are not.

Frank knows better he’s just being nice, bless his heart.
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 2:35 PM EST
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I'm confused. It's the same 3 points and same changing gears twice whether you pull in or backward. If you pull in forward you're saving the hard part for last, backward you do it first. Takes the same time and effort regardless of order. Also u end up waiting for just as many ppl to back out as u do to back in. Actually u wait for more to back out as most park in but u see my point.
danmdevries Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 4:38 PM EST
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The parking lot at work is tight. It's a multi point turn to nose into a space but I can back in on one shot.

Macs did hit another point. If im somewhere I'll be loading the bed on my truck, I nose in back out. I was thinking mostly of parking at work. At home my driveway is 3 cars wide so I just turn around in the driveway. At work back in or pull through.
Mr. Jones Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2023, 7:16 PM EST
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#43 ZRX

Frank is my YESMAN...( according to RayR)

Frank agrees wit' me.....

I will send frank and draftersX to your H.U.T.
for a little physical reassurance to your noggin wit'
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