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Last post 21 years ago by CJBully. 10 replies replies.
Coyotes for Mr. Mean
BMW Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
Mr. Mean, we need your assistance. Our area has been invaded with coyotes that are eating all the 4h kids projects! Get a new pair of socks on and get down here!

Barry
Mr.Mean Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
I got a buddy of mine in town who's a predator hunter. I'll look him up for you.
GetYourOwn Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2002
Posts: 734
Call the county office and they actually have govt. employees that come out and take care of these things. We pay em, put em to use.

Charlie Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
I thought all Texans had guns!!! So what is the issue--shoot it!

Charlie
jd1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Just give 'em lead poisoning....choose either of the following lead poisoning dosages:

.22, .38, .45, 30-06, 7MM Mag
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Meany wears socks?
BMW Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
He uses them to polish his wood. LOL (ref. an earlier post)

Barry
Mr.Mean Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Apparently, all my socks have some sort of varnish on them.
Tobasco Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809
I notice you play the guitar. If you are good then forget about it. But if you are lousy,then you tape youself playing. You play this 24hrs a day around the kids projects. This will work! No offence if you suck at playing the 6-string. Just trying to help. Hehehe!

Mag
BMW Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
My guitar playing may not work as a repellent but if I sing, they may take that as an invitation. LOL

Barry
CJBully Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2002
Posts: 753
Barry,

Wolf urine should work or soak some Lone Wolfs in hot water and sprinkle that around.

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