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Blonde Cookbook Journel - Not PC
pgje51 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013
BLONDE COOKBOOK!


MONDAY

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.



TUESDAY

Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.



WEDNESDAY

A good day for rice, the recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.



THURSDAY

Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.



FRIDAY

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.



SATURDAY

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.



SUNDAY

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.



GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.

nine999 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-27-2005
Posts: 14,622
....yeah...blondes are so cute...

thank god for mine...

nine
pacman357 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
LOL. Beat egg whites until stiff. I don't get it, egg whites don't turn me on.
Palama Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
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Some funny chit! Laugh
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