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tarheel4lyf Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2002, 5:47 PM EST
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My first favorite quote:

"I can imagine no more rewarding career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.'"

- PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY
jreddoch Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2002, 6:13 PM EST
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I hated every year of it.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2002, 6:14 PM EST
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"What did you DO?" - Chris Farley from "Tommy Boy"
Tobasco Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2002, 7:07 PM EST
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One of my favorites: "One in the Bush is worth two in the hand" Hehehe! Mag

PS: Im still scalping tix to the "Slim vs E-chick" match-up! Only a few left, Hurry!
jreddoch Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 12:45 AM EST
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Mag, make sure you post some highlights from the match!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 1:59 AM EST
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from old movies:

ARE THERE ANY MORE AT HOME LIKE YOU?

THE WATER TASTED SO GOOD, SHE JUMPED DOWN THE WELL.

IF YOU WERE ANY MORE DECKED OUT, THEY WOULD BUILD
A THEME PARK AROUND YOU.

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT WAS SPELLED IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

YOUR ALL WET.

I'M MAD ABOUT YOU.

GO PEDDLE YOUR PAPERS.

WHAT A SAP I AM.

THIS JOINT'S ALL WASHED UP.

DON'T BE A HEEL.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 2:01 AM EST
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a little more class:

"SPEECH WAS GIVEN TO MAN TO HIDE HIS THOUGHTS." CLIFFORD ODETS

NO ONE LEAVES THIS WORLD WISHING HE HAD SPENT MORE
TIME AT THE OFFICE. ANON

WORRY IS INTEREST PAID IN ADVANCE ON A DEBT
THAT NEVER COMES DUE. ANON

CHAPLIN:

DISPAIR IS A NARCOTIC THAT LULLS THE MIND
INTO INDIFFERENCE.

I'VE LOST THE ZEST FOR BITTERNESS.

NUMBERS SANCTIFY.

jreddoch Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 2:36 AM EST
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Conservative, n: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose Bierce, THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY

Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes, will manufacture professors.
Simone Weil, THE NEED FOR ROOTS

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Dr. Samuel Johnson
Danny Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 3:42 AM EST
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"The more a man tries to understand, the less he is understood by others"
xrundog Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 6:10 AM EST
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Danny that one is beautiful. Really! Who said it first?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 11:17 AM EST
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jr

super.
Danny Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 12:03 PM EST
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xrundog, I'm afraid to tell you this, cuz I don't want it to sound like it's probably going to, but the God's honest truth is it's mine.
SteveS Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 2:35 PM EST
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Danny, the quote IS a good one ... your answer should just simply be DLS
Charlie Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 4:42 PM EST
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"I love the smell of naplam in the morning, it reminds me of victory"....Robert Duval in Apocolpse Now

"I'm gonna make him an offer he cannot refuse"! Don Corleone

"Do ya feel lucky punk?" Harry Callahan

"I'll be Back" Arnold

"Who are those guys"? Paul Newman in Butch and Sundance

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 4:44 PM EST
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Oh and

"Say Hello to my little friend".....Tony Montana (Al Pacino)

"Strength and honor" Marquis Ariellas (Gladiator)

Just a few of my favorites

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 6:46 PM EST
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And furthermore:

"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges"! Treasure of Sierra Madre
"Do I amuse you, am I here to make you laugh?" Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
"You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me? Well, you must be 'cause I don't see nobody else here" DiNero in Taxi Driver
"On my signal, unleash hell" Marcus Aurellius in Gladiator

This is fun, but I will give the forum to someone else!

Charlie
cwilhelmi Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 7:19 PM EST
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"Never let success go to your head, and never let failure go to your heart." Phil Jackson

"I believe in God, only I spell it NATURE." Frank Lloyd Wright

"He who cannot change his mind, will never change anything." George Bernard Shaw
dhofer22 Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 9:58 PM EST
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Posts: 192
"Never underestimate a heart of a champion"--Rudy T. HOUSTON ROCKETS HEAD COACH--

"If smoke cigars in heaven isn’t allowed I don’t want to go"--Mark Twain--

"Have you seen the new PlayBoy?" "Bo Derek's tits!" "I like sex!"--Fast Times at Ridgemount High--

GIG'EM,

DAN H
fretkillr Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2002, 10:27 PM EST
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Nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition......

Danny Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2002, 4:22 AM EST
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"A man's thoughts are his own business, judge a man by what he does"

John LeCarre
BMW Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2002, 8:32 AM EST
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Danny, you are a profound individual.

"The more a man tries to understand, the less he is understood by others"

Barry
gerber Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2002, 9:03 AM EST
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"The greatest blasphemy is to make God boring" --my dad, a pastor.

"Zealotry is overcompensation for doubt"--M. Scott Peck

"If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you"--Groucho Marx

"I'm not wearing any pants--film at 11:00"--Kentucky Fried Movie.

"Our butts hurt!"--Dr. Doolittle

"Raymond shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."--Manchurian Candidate

"'Tisn't life that matters! "Tis the courage you bring to it"--Hugh Walpole in FORTITUDE.

"Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em"--anon, but frequently quoted.
Charlie Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2002, 9:45 AM EST
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"No son, I was not a hero, but I served in a company of heroes"! Major Richard Winters 101st Airborne Div, Easy Company

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what can you do for your country"! JFK

"If you are willing to die for Texas, step over that line"! William Travis at the Alamo

Charlie



eleltea Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2002, 4:21 PM EST
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No good deed goes unpunished. (I forget. Maybe it was Dorothy Parker)

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin

I love you too, pal. ---Frank Sinatra

Gratitude is not only the greatest of human virtues, it is also the rarest. -Plato

Vox populi, vox humbug. ---William Tecumseh Sherman



RknRmnd Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2002, 4:52 PM EST
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"A friend is a gift we give ourselves." (unk)
"A winner never quits and a quitter never wins" My personal favorite
calavera Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 3:38 AM EST
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 6:24 AM EST
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"Kick his ass, Seabass"

-Dumb and Dumber
bud451 Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 6:42 AM EST
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"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead."

"I'm a pair of brown shoes in a tuxedo world"

"Things go from bad to worse, then the cycle repeats itself"

"No one knows it, but I'm very famous"

"The first mythe in management is that it exists"

"Always pillage before you burn"
jd1 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 7:47 AM EST
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"If I would've stopped smoking cigars when my doctor told me to, I would've never made it to his funeral." - George Burns

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian"
- Robert Orben

"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing"
- Steven Wright


"A woman drove me to drinking, and I haven't had the decency to thank her." Churchill

Here are some others and this site has tons:

http://musicfolio.com/quotes/sarcasm.htm
jd1 Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 7:50 AM EST
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Ooops, it was WC

A woman drove me to drink
and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her
- W.C. Fields
THL Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 10:21 AM EST
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I wouldn't respond to a forum that would have me as a member.
donutboy2000 Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 3:27 PM EST
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"What, me worry." Alfred E Newman
Danny Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 3:55 PM EST
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Barry, it came to me after 26 years as a "pole jockey/telephone repairman". Most of my co-workers never wanted to discuss anything other than work, sex or sports. If I wanted to discuss anything else, they looked at me like I was from Mars.
JonR Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 5:12 PM EST
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" We donn need no stinkin Badgess " (?)" The only stupid question , is the one you don't ask " JonR
Todog Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2002, 5:42 PM EST
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"If there was no compassion in the world, who would be left to cry?"
huskey Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 10:13 AM EST
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"Honey, I won't buy anymore cigars."

In the holiday spirit from Christmas Vacation--

"Clark, I'm going to buy you something real nice"
"****ters full"
"That's the gift that keeps on giving"
"That's an RV. Don't you go falling in love with it.
I'm taking it with me when we leave in a couple months."

Happy holidays
tailgater Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 10:22 AM EST
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"I think he said 'oil can'". the scarecrow
tailgater Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 10:24 AM EST
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"Tom Brady should take a knee". John Madden 80 seconds before the winning fieldgoal in Superbowl IIIVI.
tailgater Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 10:28 AM EST
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"It's bad luck to be superstitious"
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exagerate".
or the grandaddy of them all, Yogi Berra:
"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded"...
SteveS Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 10:33 AM EST
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Huskey, I think your "Honey, I won't buy any more cigars" is at least the most commonly HEARD quote in the various households of the participants here, whether it is their FAVORITE quote or not ... LOL

I'm willing to bet that if a question were posed, asking who's not ever used that line, it'd have the fewest responses of any thread in board history, if everyone were honest ... in fact, I think I'll give it a try right now ... LOL ... we shall see what we shall see ...
Lazygardner Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 12:27 PM EST
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Hey Eleltea, "no good deed goes unpunished." is one of my favorites, too. It's Oscar Wilde. Here's a couple more by Woody Allen on death:

"I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal by not dying."

"I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
uncleb Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 12:37 PM EST
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"Women, can't live with em.... pass the beer nuts"
-Norm Peterson
CulleyJC52 Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2002, 2:10 PM EST
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"You can't make chicken salad, out of chicken sh%t."

Author: Unknown

bud451 Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 3:42 AM EST
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NORM!!!

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"
E-Chick Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 4:03 PM EST
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****, or get off the pot...
E-Chick Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 4:03 PM EST
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(Was that a quote?)
harleydude Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 5:18 PM EST
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i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - unknown
jazzman Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 5:45 PM EST
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Never wear a tin hat in an electrical storm...
jd1 Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 6:58 PM EST
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"You can't roller scate in a buffalo herd...but you can be happy if you've a mind too."
-- Roger Miller

(Ok. so it's part of a song...)
jd1 Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 6:59 PM EST
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duh..skate...damn keybooorrd
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