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The Buffalo Theory
RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
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I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
jjohnson28 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
Yep!
SteveS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Q.E.D.
barryneedleman Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2000
Posts: 1,689
And where are these faster and smarter HERDS OF Buffalo?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
the smart ones went to miami for the winter and from there went to india and disguised themselves as cows and are now considered sacred. they just have to shave often.
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