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GTofMurphy Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 5:36 AM EST
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I have come to the conclusion that men look at women and cigars the same way. This is not very PC but so what. I base this on the following:

1.They come in all sizes and colors (stay away from the green ones)
2.Some men only go after the strong ones.
3.There are ones you just can’t afford. Exception: If you’re rich you can “buy” anything you want.
4.Some men prefer quality others quantity ( Give me a PAM over a 5-Pack of Lone Wolf’s any day)
5.Some men like to “buy” one to enjoy when they go out and other prefer to have something on hand at home.
6.Men like to show them off.
7.Your tastes tend to change as you get older.
8.They can “kill” you.
9.You shouldn’t touch them until they are ready to be “smoked”.
10.You can spend a little or a lot on one.
11.You always drift back to your favorite ”brand”
12.You always remember your first one.
13.There is nothing better than a nice “ash”
14.Some prefer one at night other prefer, first think in the morning.
15.It’s great when you receive a free ”box”
16.And lastly there is nothing worse than a dry one.
Charlie Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 6:03 AM EST
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Great posting, will be hard to top that one! The comments on this should be interesting!

I like the ro-busted ones myself!!!!

Charlie
tarheel4lyf Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 6:07 AM EST
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cheap and easy to "smoke"
Danny Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 6:13 AM EST
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when I am in the shop, I always grab a handful
E-Chick Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 8:18 AM EST
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LMAO!

Did you come up with that all on your own or did you find it somewhere?

I have to disagree with #9...

And I'd like to add that sometimes, you just can't help but lick 'em...
plabonte Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 8:59 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
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* If you don't take care of them they age badly
* Some of them contain nothing more then a lot of filler
* Some draws are too tight, some too loose, and some just right
* Some wear to much perfume (Acid and Lars)
* You can get them via mail order
* Sometimes multiple can be fun (i.e. a culebra)
* Once you light one up you usually share it
* The end result is usually a lot of hot air
* If you aren't careful you can get burned
* sometimes there are infested with bugs

plabonte Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 9:00 AM EST
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Oops that should be you DON'T share it.
GTofMurphy Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 9:18 AM EST
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E- This stuff just came to me last night. As for #9: As a mother and cigar smoker I would figure you would agree that they should reach a certain age before you can start "smoking" them.
GTofMurphy Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 11:06 AM EST
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Here are some more:
1.They can leave a bad taste in your mouth
2.Men always want the latest “model” on the market.
4.We like to rate them and compare notes after we try a new one.
5.Men like to look at magazines with naked pictures of them. (i.e. Cigar Aficionado, Playboy)
6.Some men lie about which one they have had. (i.e. Cubans and the Receptionist at your office)
7.And finally, if they start to unravel you should use your tongue.
E-Chick Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 11:44 AM EST
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I read #9 to mean: only touch when YOU are ready for it...not an aging thing...my mistake!

I know there are those of you that touch your, ah, sticks every single day...you fondle them, admire them, and basically can't wait to smoke them...but your woman, well, when's the last time you did THAT to her (other than when you were horny)?
GTofMurphy Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 12:00 PM EST
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Hey E - We don't need any Dr Phil "Relationship Rescue" type comments in this thread. Your going to spoil it. This is about us(MEN)and how we look and Cigars/Women.
LOL
plabonte Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 12:11 PM EST
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I don't know where you live E but in my part of the woods women don't have sticks to fondle.
GTofMurphy Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2002, 12:25 PM EST
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"My bad"

That's "...... This is about us(MEN)and how we look "at" Cigars/Women."
Damm typo!

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