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Heartbreakingly beautiful Song Lyrics
jreddoch Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-30-2000
Posts: 1,309
"You're Not The Best" by Charlie Robison

Once I had a little girl as pretty
as I have known
Lord, you know I loved her so and then she
let me all alone
And I swore here on this barstool
I'd never make that mistake again
Well you ain't so fine but you're all mine
And I'll love you till the end

Chorus:
So darlin' don't you worry 'cause they
Say love is blind
Lust has eyes like an eagle it's gonna drive
me outta my mind
Through my eyes sometimes wander it
doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best but you're the
best that I can do

You know a pretty girl she'll leave you
Leave you to drown in your own tears
You know any ugly girl well, she'll
leave you too
But then again who really cares
And then eyes of true they cannot be true
They'll have to stay here in my dreams
I guess that's why ol' Hugh Hefner
invented Playboy Magazine

So, sit down here beside me girl
And I will tell you what we will do
We're gonna twist them lids and hope
Our kids look more like me than you
And when that bottle is finally empty
We're gonna tumble across the floor
And I'm gonna pray my imagination is
Gonna pull me through once more

Chorus

You're not the best but you're the
best that I can do
cwilhelmi Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2001
Posts: 2,739
LMAO!!
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2002
Posts: 12,746
I know a song titled "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk".

It's pretty funny, but the lyrics are quite unfit for this forum.

It's on the same CD as "She Ain't Got No Legs".
jreddoch Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-30-2000
Posts: 1,309
Here's one for the holidays.

"Merry Christmas from The Family" by robert earl keen, Jr.

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extention cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.
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