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Last post 21 years ago by E-Chick. 12 replies replies.
Old, so for those who never read it.
Sonny_LSU Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-21-2002
Posts: 1,835
Forgive me, but if you've never read it, it is funny.

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire
among other things.

Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made
even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company
refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued...and won!

In delivering the ruling the Judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
SteveS Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Sonny ... it's a cute story and one that makes you feel that it really SHOULD be true, but probably isn't ....

oh, btw ... it isn't ....

and, in a further btw, it not only isn't true, but isn't the first time it's been posted on the boards ...

one more btw ... it isn't true and it isn't the first posting on the board ..... in the past week

final btw ... you're right ... if you've not read it before, it's cute ...
efm Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2001
Posts: 499
Who you calling old? I resemble that remark and you can go.....I forgot what I was gonna say. Nevermind.
Slimboli Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-09-2000
Posts: 16,139
... just another 'urban legend'.
E-Chick Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
What, no dead horse?

[beating head against keyboard]
Sonny_LSU Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 11-21-2002
Posts: 1,835
JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE!

Hey, I would definitely agree on the urban legend, but, guys, I made a forewarning of its redundancies....show some love. I was doing this for the shear innocent entertainment of it! Didn't expect to get poo poo thrown in my face! You guys remind me of a group of HAM radio operators that stay perched at my favorite humi discussing conspiracy theories and how much they hate G.W. Bush, Jr. Hey, I was giving you guys more credit than that!
Sonny_LSU Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-21-2002
Posts: 1,835
Disregard previous posting. I do believe I'm being too sensitive!
SteveS Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
yes you are !!! ... LOL ...

I want you to wait 'til you've been around longer and have seen some real "poo-poo" thrown in someones face, then come back here and re-read the responses you got ... betcha that you can see the smiley faces behind all the responses you've gotten far more easily ...

oh, and BTW ... it IS a cute story ... so good that it ought to be true
E-Chick Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
It was sarcasm Sonny...nothing more, nothing less...don't take it too seriously!

I was just waiting for you to get jumped by the "other" powers that be here...I beat them to the punch...just playin' with ya!

It IS a funny story that is continually posted here. Keep up the good work! We need more humor around here...

:)
E-Chick Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Sonny:

I 'topped' some of the old ones that I could find...not like I have a life or anything, LOL!

Since the original posters put them on different boards, a few went on this board and a few went on the cigar board:

Here are the thread titles to look for, the responses are worth re-reading! LOL!

"Ready for a good laugh"

"Cigar Insurance ?"

"Great Story"

"Check this out..."

"Smoke gets in your lies"

It's all in fun, really, I meant no harm-no foul!
Sonny_LSU Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 11-21-2002
Posts: 1,835
No problem guys:) I have a tendency to be a tad moody at times. As far as real poo poo being thrown, I know I'm gonna get a face full of it sooner or later...thanks for the warm up. BTW, someone is apparently trying to learn the same lesson as I...look on Cigar and Related board.

My heart goes out to him!

E-Chick, stock or Z06?

RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
TRUE INSURANCE STORY:
a man having killed both his parents, demanded legal assistance from his parents home owners policy claiming he is covered as a resident of the household and entitled to legal protection as provided by the policy.

not.
E-Chick Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Sonny...it's all stock upgrades...bought it 1 year used...the 1st owner lost about 14K or so...

Bawhahhahahahah! Love it...
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