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jjohnson28 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 10:42 AM EST
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near sighted Gynecologist and a new Christmas Puppy have in common?
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A wet nose...Har har har!
titlerep1 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 10:44 AM EST
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LOL
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#3 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 11:08 AM EST
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...they both hike a leg when going to the bathroom ?
jjohnson28 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 11:33 AM EST
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Jimmy,I wasn't exactly asking for additions to your profile but thanks anyways. JJ :0)
harleydude Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 3:53 PM EST
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did you hear that one from the bob & tom show ?that's where I heard that one a couple of months ago .
What is the difference between a rooster & a lawyer ?
In the morning , the rooster clucks defiance
eleltea Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 4:06 PM EST
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rotflmao
A pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches watches.
jjohnson28 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 4:48 PM EST
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No actually I heard it this morning on a local morning talk radio show here in So Cal called Mark and Brian.Could have been a repeat 'best of show' though,I wasn't paying too much attension and they were rattling off a bunch of these,this is the one that stuck...LOL
penzt8 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 3:01 AM EST
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Mark and Brian. Are those guys still on KLOS? I use to listen to them when I was stationed in SoCal back in the early 80's. Funny guys.
eleltea Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 4:52 AM EST
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pygmies and girl track team?
pygmies are cunning runts.

got to love Spoonerisms, and Bob and Tom, especially Mr. Obvious and the Love Brothers.
Slimboli Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 5:53 AM EST
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Mark and Brian are hilarious!

I loved the morning show they had on 'The Eagle' out of Sactamento here in Northern California. The funniest two guys I have ever heard ...

Some big outfit out of SoCal took over the station, and that was the end of them here. It really sucked, and I even called in the station to complain ...

Glad to hear they are still on and together ... they are a great team!
Charlie Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 6:25 AM EST
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They used to find the craziest things to bring up and would create on air havoc every morning! They once had a milk spurting contest for mothers who were breast feeding!

Charlie
jjohnson28 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 9:40 AM EST
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Yep,still on KLOS 95.5.They used to be way out of control in the early days getting suspended all the time for one thing or another.They even had a short lived TV show(adventures of Mark and Brian) for a while,that was pretty good IMO. but Disney bought what is it KABC(chanell 5) or somethin and they really had to tone it down,still pretty funny though.

Penzt8/Slimboli you can listen live over the internet:

http://www.955klos.com/listen.asp

And here is their website:

http://www.955klos.com/goout.asp?u=/markandbrian/

jjohnson28 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 9:45 AM EST
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Oh yeah they have three or four CD's out that are pretty hilarious.

Lowman Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 9:54 AM EST
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There were two guys in New York on 102.7 named Opie and Anthony that were REALLY funny. They Had a "Sex for Sam" contest and couples had sex in public places for points. Winners got a trip to the Sam Adam's factory for a Party. O and A got FIRED because a couple had sex in St. Pat's Cath. in NYC!!
They did alot of GREAT skits and one of them did great impersonations (sp?)

Anyone else in NY area listen to them? Or should I say USED to listed?
RknRmnd Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 10:25 AM EST
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I remember Mark & Brian before they got famous and moved to Cali. They are nuts! Used to be hilarious from what I remember.
RJ
jjohnson28 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 11:11 AM EST
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oops,looks as though live internet feed is temporarily down until further notice.Some sort of union crap.They are sindicated now though in many parts of the US.

RknRmnd,are you near Birmingham Alabama? I guess thats were they atarted?

jjohnson28 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 11:14 AM EST
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syndicated.....started
harleydude Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 5:35 PM EST
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Lowman , I used to listen to opie & anthony when they 1st started on wnew & they used to slay me ! esp. when anthony started doing the popeye imitation
Slimboli Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 5:42 PM EST
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jjohnson28 --- the Mark and Brian Christmas CD's are some of the funniest stuff around.
penzt8 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Jan 3 2003, 8:07 PM EST
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I have one of their CD's from a few years ago. I think the title is "all of me". Their syndicated show was broadcast in Hawaii when I was stationed there around 1996. Our local station out of Norfolk,VA has a morning show team called Tommy and Rumble. I'm sure most of you have heard one of the bits from their show. The "who's your daddy" bit with the duck voice is on one of their CDs. The first time I heard it I nearly wet myself I was laughing so hard.
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