Slimbolo, JJohnson28, and RICKAMAVEN are walking trough a city park and they find an antique oil lamp.
They each give it a rub and Marla comes out in a puff of smoke.
Marla says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one".
"Me first! Me first!" says Slim.
"I want to be in the Sardinia, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless."
-poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" JJohnson28.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."
-poof! He's gone.
"You're next", Marla says to RICKAMAVEN.
RICKAMAVEN says,
"I want those guys back at work after lunch."
