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A LITTLE SINGALONG
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
follow the bouncing ball

(To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands")

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
jreddoch Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-30-2000
Posts: 1,309
That's pretty funny! Now I can't get that tune out of my head.
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Finally Rick has used actual humor to state his case!
I obviously don't agree with the message, but the delivery is hilarious. Not one pansy liberal cliche has been ommitted.
Fantastic!
plabonte Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
Well, here is my response to that. Same tune differnet lyrics (sorry it isn't as long as Ric's but it is a little more time consuming to have an original thought instead of just copying and pasting all the time)

If the US is on to you claim ignorance
If you’re sure to get the screw claim ignorance
If you are under construction
Of weapons of mass destruction
Then your best bet at this junction claim ignorance

If they found the warhead proof claim ignorance
If chemical labs are on the move claim ignorance
If you think the US is dumb
Just show them two up thumbs
No need to start a scrum claim ignorance

Just claim the war is for oil claim ignorance
Watch US allies become disloyal claim ignorance
And before a war can start
Play the innocent victim part
Plead to bleeding Liberal hearts claim ignorance

If you are known for deceiving claim ignorance
If your people are grieving claim ignorance
If you are misbehavin
You’ll always have safe haven
In the ignorant like RICAMAVEN claim ignorance


THL Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-22-2002
Posts: 3,044
An anti-jingo-jingle; very good!
Charlie Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Pretty funny!

Charlie
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
plabonte

see how music can bring us together.

and in the words of the famous what's his name, say anything you want about me, just make sure you spell my name correctly.
plabonte Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
Yes, sorry about that ricK. As soon as I posted it I realized I spelled it wrong. But then again nobody every accused me of being a great speller or typist. Song writer on the other hand.....
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