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Dear Abby......
Todog Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
Dear Abby, My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me that he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He's a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he's a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leary of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he's a cheat. Just because I am a lesbian, he chooses to ignore me at home. I don't know what to do. Signed, Frustrated

Dear Frustrated, You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore!
usahog Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
LMFAO!!!!!!!
good post Todog
Hog
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
Todog

"I am a lesbian"
document your conclusion.
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Her breath smells like fish...
Todog Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
Uh...sorry Rick.....I don't have any pictures. I imagine Hillary Clinton(originally a Republican born in Park Ridge, Illinois) as a lesbian in a similar way that I imagine you as Edmund Gwynn(Santa Claus..Miracle on 34th Street)...no! I'm not fantasizing about either one here! The similarities are uncanny. Now, it is possible that Hillary might not be a lesbian...maybe bisexual(Bill's indiscretions have certainly given her justification), and you might not be Edmund Gwynn or Santa Claus, but you just never know!
Spiny Norman Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
I've heard of some of the bombs he has sent. RICK is DEFINATLY SANTA CLAUSE!
eleltea Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Rickamaven has proof that Hillary is not a lesbian. I have seen it!
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
She is NOT a lesbian.
Lesbians don't have balls...
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