WOW! I have been to the mountain... I have just finished one of the cigars, which I and surely you have dreamed of. It was a cigar, which left me quivering, with tears of ecstasy... For the first time after smoking a cigar, I can honestly say, "I feel like I need a cigarette." It's not really fair to call it a cigar, it was an experience.
It was surely rolled on the thighs of young Cuban virgins... It was the puff dreams are made of. I am on a quest now, I must find a box of these and smoke them only on New Years eve 1 each year for the next twenty years. Signing off now, I need a moment.