USEFUL IRAQI TRANSLATIONS
(So U.S. Military Personal Will Understand What The Iraqi Soldiers Are Saying
Akbar me-agwdi wando faz nokkin kahlil-falili.
It is a great honor for me to have you point your weapon at my head.
Alluh bin sallah ni guzi Amerikz mek salmin.
Kindly do me the honor of allowing me to kiss your wonderful American ass.
Hahmoud ibn rigizi akbak faca do ben salabim.
I accept your kind invitation to lie on the ground, face down, with my arms over my head and legs apart.
Fashizi ibn ni-isfahani rumsela bum takamen ni fawsi imam Saddam Hussein.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genitals, I will reciprocate by ****ting on this picture of Saddam Hussein.
Mak Marine bin-kalla rawa sawaguzi fella al karazi.
Mr. Marine, I agree with everything you have ever done or said.
Ka-malloum la-ka mi faqi rangum mek akbar sullimina.
It is very kind of you to allow me to travel to the POW camp shackled to your tank.
Ibn saukta ker Repgardi bokara sucko dongz gizi Saddam.
It is with greatest pleasure that I sign this document saying Saddam and his generals are a bunch of miserable cocksuckers.
Zakre gritz M-16 laka loda fiska ballzo, yu bhet ya.
Since you have your M-16 locked and loaded and pointing at my balls, whatever you wish is my command.
Kirgizi tabrina gulltz rzzir mahni fafar lahto tergminizi kha-kah Saddam.
If you remove the razor from under my throat, I will be most pleased to tell you the location of all of our chemical weapons and the hiding place of Saddam.
Peshalari marduk ishawi sham sillom.
The red blindfold would be very nice.
Infideli fawz nul gar beni. Wadi kam nek Guantanamo.
These American meals-ready-to-eat are great. I must have the recipe when we get to Guantanamo.
