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Bottle on a Beach
RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin
Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed
in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His **** was gone, his knee was broken, and he had
no health insurance.

God is good.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
it pisses me off when no one acknowledges a post.

your joke is funny.
jd1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
ditto RDC; rick calm down..let's go drink strong coffee, eat chocolate, and smoke a cigar...what a beautiful day in Arizona!
RDC Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Thanks for the props:-)

As for weather, Dallas area is about 40 something. We are about 20 degrees below normal.

Maybe Yuma is a good location after all.
jd1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Chandler is about 64, bright n sunny and very slight breeze. Will look forward to burning one tonight on the patio. I'll leave the tequila inside tonight...and opt for a strong dark beer to match up with an ERDM Llaneza.
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