Saddam Hussein and George Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about 5 minutes Saddam presses the 1st button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. Soon a 2nd button is pushed and a big boot comes out and kicksGeorge in the shin. Again Saddam laughs,and again Bush continues talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace.But, when the 3rd button is pressed, and another boot kinks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm going home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in 2 weeks."
Two weeks pass and Saddam flies to the U.S. for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices 3 buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush pushes the 1st button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens and George snickers. A few minutes later, he presses a 2nd button and Saddam jumps up,but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the 3rd button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens and George falls to the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Through tears of laughter. Bush says, "What Baghdad?"
