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DrMaddVibe Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2003, 2:48 AM EST
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Monica Lewinsky walked into her dry cleaning store and told the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replied, "Come again?"

"No" she said.... "Horseradish."
Lowman Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2003, 4:02 AM EST
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BWAHAHAHA !!!
bud451 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2003, 4:05 AM EST
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She should have took it to Pee Wee's new dry cleaners....

Drop Your Pant and Jacket Off
bud451 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2003, 4:05 AM EST
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"Pants"
Lowman Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2003, 6:38 AM EST
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Chinese proverb:

"He who farts in church, sits in own pew".

Low

PS... BWAHAHAHA !!!
Penguin13 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2003, 8:53 AM EST
Joined: 07-26-2002
Posts: 1,546
LOL!

KC
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