We should spread our emotions to include Germany.
Brief History of Germany
1871 - Bismark founds modern Germany.
1890 - Bismark sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct control.
1914 - Germany starts World War I
1914-1918 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1917 - Germany force peace loving Americans to enter war.
1918 - Germany loses World War I.
1920's - Germans try democracy.
1933 - Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.
1939 - Germany starts World War II.
1939-1945 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1941 - Germany force peace loving Americans to enter war.
1945 - Germany loses World War II.
1946 - Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in food
aid to feed them.
1947 - Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in
Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.
1948-1949 - America puts butts on line and risk WW3 to save a few
Berliners from Soviet hordes.
1949 - Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.
1950's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
hordes.
1950's - German 'economic miracle' occurs while America keeps watch on
Soviet hordes.
1955 - NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1960's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
hordes.
1960's - German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil rights.
1963 - American President John Kennedy makes "Ich bin ein Berliner"
speech.
1970's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
hordes.
1970's - Germans form the marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction (RAF).
1970's - Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of West
Germany.
1980's - America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from
Soviet hordes.
1980's - German leftists bitch about Pershing II missles.
1987 - American President Ronald Reagan makes "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down
this wall" speech.
1989 - Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.
1990 - German Reunification.
1990's - America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from Islamic
hordes.
1990's - Germany stands by as ethnic cleasing occurs in Balkans.
1993 - Germany joins European Union.
1995 - Americans send troops to Bosnia as Germans watch from the
sidelines.
1997 - Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.
1998 - Hardline, left-of-left socialists come to power under Gerhard
Schroeder.
1999 - American's lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from the
sidelines.
2001 - Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks. German
destroyer raises American flag and requests honor pass by US warship, all
hands on deck salute American crew, banner states "We are with you".
2002 - Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election
campaign.
2003 - Germany sees rise in anti-americanism after several decades of poor
treatment from America.
AND YOU THOUGHT THE FRENCH WERE A BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS?
