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n00b intro as required
1. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sat, 1/19/2019, 11:58PM EST
Hey guys and gals,

As required:

I am from South Louisiana, Boat Captain by trade. Pretty new to cigars. Have had AF's, RP's, and a few others.

Now on to the important stuff....

Pancakes or Waffles: Waffles

Wad or Fold: Fold

Stand or Squat: Stand

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

Donuts or Bagels: Neither...i'm from South Louisiana. We have Beignets

Chicken or the Egg: Chicken

Grape or Pineapple White Owl: Never had either

Thick Crust or Thin: Thick

Rare or Done: Medium

Dry or Wet: Yes

Ginger or Mary Ann: Definitely MaryAnn
2. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 12:04AM EST
wicked smaht to do your homework, noob.
3. Author: smokestaxxDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 12:10AM EST
Welcome to the club sizzle chest
4. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 1:13AM EST
Welcome to the Asylum...Beer
5. Author: JhalabiDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 3:50AM EST
What an over achiever. Should of just jumped in head first into the madness with a post pre-intro
6. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 4:28AM EST
Jhalabi wrote:
What an over achiever. Should of just jumped in head first into the madness with a post pre-intro



Been creeping on the forum a couple of months now...Seen how you guys treat the ones that do that....Shame on you
7. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 4:34AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
wicked smaht to do your homework, noob.


Thanks,

Is it time for my "overbidding" post yet?
8. Author: PalamaDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 5:39AM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Thanks,

Is it time for my "overbidding" post yet?


Aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp

The overbidding post would be good as well as the perfunctory “Cello on or off?” post. No, wait, instead of “cello”, the “Wrapper on or off? question would be even better! Gonz








Sarcasm
9. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 8:06AM EST
Welcome!
10. Author: Ewok126Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 9:18AM EST
Forward thinking is strong with this one. There may be hope for humanity yet.

Beignets - lard, Confectioner's sugar, Bread flour, Evaporated milk, Lukewarm water, Granulated sugar, Shortening
Now this is a fellow that is worthy! Man, I miss getting those when I lived in the Sip. Fresh Hot Beignets! Hell Yeah!

Welcome to the goober farm Beer
11. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 9:27AM EST
Applause

Think

What kind of car do you drive?
12. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 9:46AM EST
Welcome marginally noobier noob.

I always store wrappers off. Sure it's a little spongey but the draw is amazing

Herfing
13. Author: tonygrazDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 9:55AM EST
King - you know he only drives a truck.

OP noob - Do you mind if we call you creepy ?
14. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 10:10AM EST
tonygraz wrote:
King - you know he only drives a truck.

OP noob - Do you mind if we call you creepy ?

Tony!!!
I was laying my trap................now he’s gonna get away.....

There’s something fishy about a truck driving, waffle eating, beignets nibbling, boat captain who likes dry poon, and eats his steaks medium.
15. Author: corey sellersDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 10:19AM EST
Welcome to the asylum
16. Author: corey sellersDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 10:20AM EST
Do you like camping ? if so Z will be along shortly
17. Author: shaun341Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 11:10AM EST
Cello on or off?

How can we move forward without this important information!
18. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 12:04PM EST
shaun341 wrote:
Cello on or off?

How can we move forward without this important information!

we are in a shutdown!
19. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 12:16PM EST
I vote cellos off for aging and on for smoking. Adds that je ne sais quois to the flavor
20. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 3:36PM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Hey guys and gals,

As required:

I am from South Louisiana, Boat Captain by trade. Pretty new to cigars. Have had AF's, RP's, and a few others.

Now on to the important stuff....

Pancakes or Waffles: Waffles

Wad or Fold: Fold

Stand or Squat: Stand

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

Donuts or Bagels: Neither...i'm from South Louisiana. We have Beignets

Chicken or the Egg: Chicken

Grape or Pineapple White Owl: Never had either

Thick Crust or Thin: Thick

Rare or Done: Medium

Dry or Wet: Yes

Ginger or Mary Ann: Definitely MaryAnn


Almost Greggy

You forgot to tell us about your Turkish prison experience........and how much you enjoy a good reach around.
21. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 3:49PM EST
Camping by the river?
22. Author: stinger88Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 5:33PM EST
Welcome to the forum Greg.
23. Author: tonygrazDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 6:03PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Tony!!!
I was laying my trap................now he’s gonna get away.....

There’s something fishy about a truck driving, waffle eating, beignets nibbling, boat captain who likes dry poon, and eats his steaks medium.


No, you just wanted to make fun of his car.
24. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 7:25PM EST
What kind of car do you drive? - I drive a truck. Cars are for women. Unless said car is a '60's muscle car.

Do you like camping ? - sure, as long as it is miles in the woods so noone can hear your screams....or sobbing, whichever you prefer to do.

You forgot to tell us about your Turkish prison experience - Still experiencing it. Ill let yall about it know when its over.

Cellos on or off? - On for storage, off when smoking.

KingoftheCove. - I can look past the truck driving, waffle eating, boat captain, and medium steak comment. But not the Beignet comment. If you ever had one you would never look at a donut or bagel the same again.
25. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Sun, 1/20/2019, 8:06PM EST
Your avatar is your daily driver?
Nice!
26. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 8:18PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Your avatar is your daily driver?
Nice!



Negative, not my daily driver, but will be some day.
27. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 11:14PM EST
this one is too smaht. He's got us figgered out.
28. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 11:23PM EST
Wouldn't say I am "too smaht". Just did my homework.
29. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sun, 1/20/2019, 11:25PM EST
Frankj1 - Sent you a PM
30. Author: SpeysideDate: Mon, 1/21/2019, 12:04AM EST
Call him Frankie Tripod, it's a long story.
31. Author: SpeysideDate: Mon, 1/21/2019, 12:07AM EST
Better noobs lately. No crying and whining. Fairly good commentary on their part.
32. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Mon, 1/21/2019, 12:54AM EST
tonygraz wrote:
King - you know he only drives a truck.

OP noob - Do you mind if we call you creepy ?


Tony...Whatever creams your twinkie. Wouldnt be the worst thing I have ever been called.
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