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Whoomp der it is! Or, "How Delta put my mail lady on disability!"
1. Author: USNGunnerDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 11:29AM EST
She actually drove up the driveway to drop this by the door. She wasn't going to walk her usual path. Then she flipped me off. Bitch. Not talking

Seriously, Al put the smack down on me. We'll lead with the edibles.

A big bag of Korean style Pork Jerky, 4 bags of Beef Jerky, 2 bags of peanut brittle bites, 3 bags of sunflower seeds (assorted flavors, the wife's already glommed onto these), and 3 gorgeous apples (She's eyeing those as well!, that may be a fight!)

Then a Xikar Tech double lighter, I like those, and a metric butt ton of cigars. I will be a week identifying all of them. Some gorgeous Tat's, an LE (ME toro?) I believe, some Fuente's (a Fav!) an 858, a Don Carlos, Hemingway, Drew Estates, A Heady Grange (oops "That's HEADLEY!"), some cubans, that Cuaba perfecto is meeting it's end today! BigGrin and and massive assortment of other really good looking players!

I will do my best to sort them out and ID them as soon as I can.

Thank you so much Al, it is greatly appreciated and will be enjoyed.

Your noob stands humbled before his liege. Woot
smackdown CBID.jpg
2. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 4/16/2020, 3:35PM EST
I know what they all are except the one on the at left.
3. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 3:35PM EST
Very nice, Al. Clearly he doubted his noob's ability to prep for quarantine
4. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 3:36PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
I know what they all are except the one on the at left.

It's a tubo
5. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 4/16/2020, 3:37PM EST
[SMH]
6. Author: NumismaniacDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 4:39PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
I know what they all are except the one on the at left.



Oliva Serie O Robusto, they's still available. Google is ya pal.fog
7. Author: NumismaniacDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 4:39PM EST
And, a nice score on target, hehe! BOOM
8. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 4:58PM EST
Shhooowhhoo
9. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 5:12PM EST
For the amount of injured postal workers, destroyed mailboxes and porches that can be attributed to Delta, I’m shocked that he’s not on some sort of SSG / FBI / CIA Most Wanted List. Gonz

Great hit Al! Applause
10. Author: streetrodDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 5:15PM EST
WOW! Nice hit.
11. Author: USNGunnerDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 5:25PM EST
The Cuabo Double Figurado is history already. :D
12. Author: corey sellersDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 5:28PM EST
Daimm Delta awesome job
13. Author: Luke753Date: Thu, 4/16/2020, 5:55PM EST
Nice hit Delta!

Delta~~~> Frying pan <~~~Gunner
14. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/16/2020, 6:58PM EST
Luke753 wrote:
Nice hit Delta!

Delta~~~> Frying pan <~~~Gunner

you stole delta's shtick!
15. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 4/16/2020, 8:17PM EST
no worries, Luke...I didn't file a copyright...(BTW: thanks for the trade ...nice NH ride-alongs)

hope you like the cigars, Gunner, as well as the treats...I had some other stuff in mind...but the lockdown closed off some options...at some point, we'll return to some sort of normal, and I'll finish you....this off...

the tubo is an Oliva, but not an O...it's a G toro...I read somewhere that Gunner had been gifted one from Whistlebritches and really liked it...
16. Author: USNGunnerDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 9:16PM EST
delta1 wrote:
no worries, Luke...I didn't file a copyright...(BTW: thanks for the trade ...nice NH ride-alongs)

hope you like the cigars, Gunner, as well as the treats...I had some other stuff in mind...but the lockdown closed off some options...at some point, we'll return to some sort of normal, and I'll finish you....this off...

the tubo is an Oliva, but not an O...it's a G toro...I read somewhere that Gunner had been gifted one from Whistlebritches and really liked it...



Yep, Ron laid some on me for my NSWG herf. Good smokes.
17. Author: NumismaniacDate: Thu, 4/16/2020, 9:20PM EST
delta1 wrote:
no worries, Luke...I didn't file a copyright...(BTW: thanks for the trade ...nice NH ride-alongs)

hope you like the cigars, Gunner, as well as the treats...I had some other stuff in mind...but the lockdown closed off some options...at some point, we'll return to some sort of normal, and I'll finish you....this off...

the tubo is an Oliva, but not an O...it's a G toro...I read somewhere that Gunner had been gifted one from Whistlebritches and really liked it...



The G's are some Cameroon goodness!!
18. Author: stinger88Date: Thu, 4/16/2020, 9:23PM EST
Delta1, great hit on your noob. 🤙🏼
19. Author: clintCigarDate: Fri, 4/17/2020, 1:01AM EST
Nice!
20. Author: bassman45Date: Fri, 4/17/2020, 5:42AM EST
Awesome hit as usual from Al!
21. Author: BuckwheatDate: Fri, 4/17/2020, 6:59AM EST
Hell of a hit there. Applause
22. Author: gummy jonesDate: Fri, 4/17/2020, 7:34AM EST
Hazard pay indeed
23. Author: stinger88Date: Fri, 4/17/2020, 9:21AM EST
That is a great variety. You should really enjoy smoking all of those.
24. Author: USNGunnerDate: Fri, 4/17/2020, 9:54AM EST
stinger88 wrote:
That is a great variety. You should really enjoy smoking all of those.



I'm sure I will. Actually, I already am. Herfing
25. Author: CelticBomberDate: Mon, 4/20/2020, 2:16PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
It's a tubo



Okay this made me actually laugh out loud!
26. Author: CelticBomberDate: Mon, 4/20/2020, 2:18PM EST
Awesome hit btw.... Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy,,,, well.... except for that time Gunner killed that whale.... "Oops!"


Hahahahaha!
27. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Mon, 4/20/2020, 3:29PM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
Okay this made me actually laugh out loud!

Glad I wasn't the only one
28. Author: madspacklerDate: Mon, 4/20/2020, 4:11PM EST
Al - what a beautiful beating of your Noob. Well done. Great selection of cigars and goodies.
29. Author: MACSDate: Mon, 4/20/2020, 11:00PM EST
Holy Forkin' Shiat.
30. Author: USNGunnerDate: Mon, 4/20/2020, 11:55PM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
Awesome hit btw.... Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy,,,, well.... except for that time Gunner killed that whale.... "Oops!"


Hahahahaha!


Well fucque, it was an accident. d'oh!
31. Author: jespearDate: Tue, 4/21/2020, 8:32AM EST
Not much else I can say about this that hasn't been said in the posts above, so I'll just add THIS . . .

AL, aka delta1, is one of the biggest whackjobs in the CBid history of whackjobbery !

( I speak from personal experience, as he has "whacked" me on more than one occasion, over the years.)
32. Author: BurDate: Tue, 4/21/2020, 9:27AM EST
Dayum.

But the Padron in the middle and it's neighbors to the right are dog rockets and should be sent to a fellow Navy vet trained in disarming things for proper disposal by burning. Cause, well, ah, uh, they burn really well giving off pleasant smoke. Never mind.

Yes, I keep seeing Al's photo at post offices on these posters they have.
33. Author: USNGunnerDate: Tue, 4/21/2020, 4:28PM EST
Bur wrote:
Dayum.


That was my reaction too.

Quote:
But the Padron in the middle and it's neighbors to the right are dog rockets and should be sent to a fellow Navy vet trained in disarming things for proper disposal by burning. Cause, well, ah, uh, they burn really well giving off pleasant smoke. Never mind.


Duly noted. I'm actually glad you mentioned that, I need to get those sorted out. It's getting to be prime smoking weather.

Quote:
Yes, I keep seeing Al's photo at post offices on these posters they have.


And it's an identical picture to his V-herf one. BigGrin
34. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 4/21/2020, 4:30PM EST
Poor Al. Boo hoo!
35. Author: izonfireDate: Tue, 4/21/2020, 11:09PM EST
Hate has no place here.
Al should know that...
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