| 1. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 8:24PM EST | |
Never trust atoms; they make up everything. |
| 2. Author: tailgater | Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 9:42PM EST | |
Nor the electrons. They're always so negative.
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| 3. Author: tailgater | Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 9:43PM EST | |
And the liberals. They're a bunch of limp wristed whiners.
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| 4. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 10:56PM EST | |
Protons either, way to positive to trust. |
| 5. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 11:04PM EST | |
This one atom keeps stealing electrons. You better keep an ion him |
| 6. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 11:30PM EST | |
one of these posts is not like the others
one of these posts just doesn't belong.
can you guess which post is not like the others...
before I finish this song? |
| 7. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 11:34PM EST | |
I decided to assume he was politibombing a joke thread in an Uno reverse maneuver. Which is pretty funny |
| 8. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 12:11AM EST | |
Sometimes I am rather quarky. |
| 9. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 12:12AM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:I decided to assume he was politibombing a joke thread in an Uno reverse maneuver. Which is pretty funny he does it because he knows I'm watching. Believe me, he's laughing. |
| 10. Author: RayR | Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 3:31PM EST | |
What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?
"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"
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| 11. Author: tailgater | Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 10:04PM EST | |
Man, that song post really doesn't belong...
trying not to laugh. |
| 12. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 10:06PM EST | |
Tail, if you want to have a blast try some antimatter. |
| 13. Author: tailgater | Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 10:15PM EST | |
I told the electron joke to my MENSA friend, but he didn't get it.
I was shocked.
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| 14. Author: bgz | Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 8:39AM EST | |
I'm amused, because I'm a nerd!!!
Time to do a half spin and pretend I went all the way with it...
Sorry, I know some of you will go "fer me on" this one.
Ya... no google required. |
| 15. Author: bgz | Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 9:07AM EST | |
Every time I try to eat two pie I feel like a real negative one. |
| 16. Author: bgz | Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 9:20AM EST | |
Ya Hamilton?
That guy and I each bar it up on the partial slope of the wave!
Him and that Schrödinger guy drink Mai Tais like f*ckin half dead p*ssies |
| 17. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 9:33AM EST | |
This is too fast paced for me. I prefer something more decerning. |
| 18. Author: bgz | Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 11:04PM EST | |
I wrote that sh*t half asleep this morning... here's my reviews!!!
#16 was golden
#14 was ok
#15 was bad... doubt any of you get it... if you do you'll think it's just as bad as I do.
In any case, I think I should find my jokes on the net like everyone else. |
| 19. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 11:18PM EST | |
Fermi was the only one I got |
| 20. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Sat, 1/29/2022, 12:00AM EST | |
Nah, your originals are good. Though 15 was a groaner. Mine were of my own accord, though they prolly are written out there somewhere. The quality is average at best. This was intended as a nerd thread. I mean, the first time I heard of a black hole I was maybe 13. How was I to know they are pink? |
| 21. Author: bgz | Date: Sat, 1/29/2022, 10:20AM EST | |
Why was #15 bad in your opinion?
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| 22. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Sat, 1/29/2022, 11:13AM EST | |
Shouldn't the last part be, I feel like it has a very negative angle? |
| 23. Author: tonygraz | Date: Sat, 1/29/2022, 11:31AM EST | |
You just reminded me we are out of pie. |
| 24. Author: bgz | Date: Sat, 1/29/2022, 11:49AM EST | |
Speyside2 wrote:Shouldn't the last part be, I feel like it has a very negative angle? No. e^(pi * i) = -1 (ea)(^t two)(pie * I) (=feel like a) (real negative one) |
| 25. Author: bgz | Date: Sat, 1/29/2022, 11:51AM EST | |
Like I said... bad. |
| 26. Author: bgz | Date: Sun, 1/30/2022, 9:06AM EST | |
Einstein developed a theory about space. And, boy, it was about time, too!
(Copy and pasted...) |
| 27. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Sun, 1/30/2022, 12:02PM EST | |
Schrodingers cat was quite neutronic due to being dead and alive. |
| 28. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Sun, 1/30/2022, 12:34PM EST | |
An oldie but a goody
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are on vacation driving down the road.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"
Finding this suspicious, the cop orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, a$$hole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists. |
| 29. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Sun, 1/30/2022, 12:35PM EST | |
Twenty NINE! |
| 30. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Mon, 1/31/2022, 12:01AM EST | |
Remember the neutron dance? It was the bomb. |
