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Who Wants Some Jerky.........PIF
301. Author: dharboltDate: Mon, 3/17/2014, 6:27PM EST
Nice try Eric.
302. Author: erjaqDate: Mon, 3/17/2014, 6:43PM EST
d'oh!

It's just...it's OK, I know your rep, and I don't want you to go crazy, that's all. I'm fine (somehow I feel like I'm digging myself a deeper hole with every word...)

My package to you should be showing up tomorrow. That should set the upper limit of your response. You've already sent one box, which counts!

ThumpUp Smile BigGrin
303. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 3/18/2014, 1:19AM EST
erjaq wrote:
d'oh!

It's just...it's OK, I know your rep, and I don't want you to go crazy, that's all. I'm fine (somehow I feel like I'm digging myself a deeper hole with every word...)

My package to you should be showing up tomorrow. That should set the upper limit of your response. You've already sent one box, which counts!

ThumpUp Smile BigGrin


My "rep"? Think

That's kinda funny, never knew I had one.

Gathering up stuff for your replacement box. Should be out shortly.


304. Author: erjaqDate: Tue, 3/18/2014, 1:34AM EST
Not 'rep' in a bad way -- just that you like to destroy people's porches. ThumpUp

305. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 3/18/2014, 1:45AM EST
erjaq wrote:
Not 'rep' in a bad way -- just that you like to destroy people's porches. ThumpUp




Nah, not a destructive person at heart...a tad mischievous maybe....
306. Author: 05busaDate: Tue, 3/18/2014, 3:04AM EST
Hehe
307. Author: dharboltDate: Tue, 3/18/2014, 6:27AM EST
Palama wrote:
My "rep"? Think

That's kinda funny, never knew I had one.

Gathering up stuff for your replacement box. Should be out shortly.





Your "rep" as follows.

Went on a covert bombing run for months until someone finally started a bomb the "masked Hawaiian bomber" thread that after 4 months was resurrected and reenacted just cause.

That "rep". Just sayin..... BigGrin
308. Author: DD1700Date: Tue, 3/18/2014, 7:02AM EST
LMAO!!!!Funny chit right there!!!
309. Author: PalamaDate: Wed, 3/19/2014, 4:44AM EST
EJ;

Figured out what went wrong. PMS.

I'm a dodo brain! Brick wall
310. Author: rrumbaDate: Wed, 3/19/2014, 10:37AM EST


Palama, you got cramps??? there are pills for that you know.
311. Author: recklessDate: Wed, 3/19/2014, 10:45AM EST
rrumba wrote:
Palama, you got cramps??? there are pills for that you know.


You need to come up with some new commercials! The last one with the people doing the robot was a riot!!!
312. Author: PalamaDate: Wed, 3/19/2014, 11:39AM EST
rrumba wrote:
Palama, you got cramps??? there are pills for that you know.


Funny guy! Brick wall
313. Author: PalamaDate: Wed, 3/19/2014, 11:40AM EST
reckless wrote:
You need to come up with some new commercials! The last one with the people doing the robot was a riot!!!


Budget cuts. Hadda let some of the higher paid writers go.
314. Author: dharboltDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 10:17AM EST
Mr. Jaq...... I have something that belongs to you
315. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:01AM EST
dharbolt wrote:
Mr. Jaq...... I have something that belongs to you


Well, at least I got one address correct. Brick wall
316. Author: erjaqDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:04AM EST
LOL

What's inside?
317. Author: dharboltDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:09AM EST
Ill open it up. the box is squished a little it will need repackaged. It seems there is some extra room inside as well. Think
318. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:18AM EST
Someone really should start a "How to" thread for labeling.....
319. Author: dharboltDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:19AM EST
I have been implored by both parties to keep said box so...

Palama tried to smack the hell out off erjaq with:

Bag of one ton chips (hehe)
Teriyaki Ahi Tuna jerkey
Onion pepper marlin jerkey
chocolate covered macadamia nut candy
Back scratcher
Celebrator goat

Af hemi sig natty
olive g perfecto and special g
Pcr
petite tat reserva maduro
JDN machitos 446


Nice nut stomp. all will definitely be enjoyed by Mr not erjaq. (me).

In all seriousness you are too kind Palama, and I now owe you one again.... hehe
320. Author: erjaqDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:22AM EST
Dayum! That all sounds awesome. What is a celebrator goat, though?
321. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:23AM EST
Beer I think is what he's referring to.
322. Author: dharboltDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:24AM EST
erjaq wrote:
Dayum! That all sounds awesome. What is a celebrator goat, though?



Its the little plastic goat that comes on a bottle of celebrator ( beer )
323. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:37AM EST
Goat but no beer?
324. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:37AM EST
Dayum! Is that what I sent? Why in the world did I send mac nuts? Isn't this a jerky trade? I musta been slightly off when I addressed that box.

Ayinger Celebrator - dayum fine German double bock!
325. Author: erjaqDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 11:59AM EST
Oh, that goat Beer

Palama, I do believe that you were slightly off when you sent that. I also believe that you're slightly off right now. And at all other times, too. Am I right?
326. Author: dharboltDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 12:39PM EST
Palama is no more off than the rest of us
327. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 12:41PM EST
Affirmative.
328. Author: erjaqDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 12:49PM EST
Wink
329. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 3/20/2014, 10:28PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
Goat but no beer?


Box was packed with jerky and some other "stuffs" so no room for leakproof wrapping and protection of some beer. Maybe next time. Gonz
330. Author: erjaqDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 1:05PM EST
Holy crud, Palama's box landed, and I'm blown away. Awesome collection of smokes and snacks and assorted goodies.

Kaimana Ahi Tuna Jerky -- drooling
2 bags of One-Ton chips -- I'm gonna look just like this guy after eating these, right?
Rocky's Smoked Cuttlefish
Rocky's Seafood Combo -- both of these look tasty
Hawaii Mints -- post smoke?
back scratcher -- killer
2 packets of Vanilla Macadamia Nut coffee -- yum
America's best tasting cookies (Chocolate Chip with Macadamia Nut) -- w'hoo
2 packets of drink mix -- Passion Orange and Pineapple Orange, yum

and 6 primo smokes

AF Flor Fina 8-5-8 -- nh
AF Gran Reserva -- nh
Padron x000 -- can never tell these apart, but love 'em all
Camacho Triple Maduro -- love these
MUWAT Baitfish -- had my first recently and decided to get more
Oliva Serie G Maduro -- nh

Conan, thanks for this awesome hit, I'll be enjoying it all. Mahalos.
331. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 1:12PM EST
EJ;

Oh man, so relieved that I *finally* addressed a box correctly to you Frying pan After the mis-addressed box fug up, you certainly deserved a good replacement.

The 8-5-8 is a maduro, the other Fuente is a Hemingway Signature Natural. The Padron is a Londres Maduro. Yeah, I like maddies...can you tell?

Enjoy braddah!
332. Author: erjaqDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 1:15PM EST
Got it, thanks for the help. I too like maduros...

You can be very sure that I will enjoy all of this!
333. Author: dharboltDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 1:34PM EST
Nice hit there, love that smoked squid, and the one ton chips are quite possibly the best thing in a bag ever conceived.
334. Author: erjaqDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 6:31PM EST
Man, you weren't kidding about those One Ton chips. I finished the bag within 10 minutes of opening them. Thanks again Conan.
335. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 9:35PM EST
erjaq wrote:
Man, you weren't kidding about those One Ton chips. I finished the bag within 10 minutes of opening them. Thanks again Conan.


Something tells me you're not gonna look like the guy on the bag if you continue to do that. d'oh!
336. Author: erjaqDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 9:41PM EST
What? NO

Man, that is some false advertising. Duped again!
337. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 9:57PM EST
erjaq wrote:
What? NO

Man, that is some false advertising. Duped again!


Maybe they meant you'd weight a ton if you keep eating them?
338. Author: 05busaDate: Sat, 3/22/2014, 10:45PM EST
yumm
339. Author: PalamaDate: Mon, 2/24/2020, 1:46PM EST
Brings back some memories.
340. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 10/28/2023, 2:23PM EST
This is the one I was originally thinking about.

Weapon X / Kevin was a cool guy.
341. Author: Jakethesnake86Date: Sat, 10/28/2023, 3:25PM EST
But wait how was the tuna jerky? This is important business
342. Author: deadeyedickDate: Sat, 10/28/2023, 3:36PM EST
Palama wrote:
This is the one I was originally thinking about.

Weapon X / Kevin was a cool guy.


And a pretty good golfer IIRC.
343. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 10/28/2023, 5:31PM EST
Jakethesnake86 wrote:
But wait how was the tuna jerky? This is important business


I liked the teriyaki and lemon pepper variants the best but I grew up eating dried aku so ahi jerky was an upgrade. Better meat, sliced thin and fancy flavors instead of the 1” strips and mebbe just a shoyu soak. Unfortunately while the initial pricing was decently affordable, it’s now borderline ridiculous. I haven’t priced it out lately but iirc, on sale, a 2-1/2 oz. bag is like $5 so looking at $32 a pound! Ten years ago the bag was $4 but it was 4 or 5 oz. instead!
344. Author: BuckyB93Date: Sat, 10/28/2023, 6:12PM EST
For some strange reason I have an urge to buy a dehydrator and make some jerky and dried fruit.
345. Author: Jakethesnake86Date: Sat, 10/28/2023, 7:01PM EST
I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow
346. Author: Jakethesnake86Date: Sat, 10/28/2023, 7:01PM EST
I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow
347. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 10/28/2023, 7:49PM EST
Jakethesnake86 wrote:
I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow


I bet cooking appliances, like exercise equipment, get used a lot in the first 6 months / year and then once the thrill is gone, they get stored away and almost forgotten.
348. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 10/28/2023, 7:50PM EST
Jakethesnake86 wrote:
I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow


I bet cooking appliances, like exercise equipment, get used a lot in the first 6 months / year and then once the thrill is gone, they get stored away and almost forgotten.

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