Much appreciated. Addy sent and in honor of your gifted turn I gift you all the patience you could want. I'm in no rush

I ain't no banker, so I don't calculate interest. If I get impatient, I'll swing by your place and talk about it... and crash on your couch... where it's warm and not snowing in almost May... Like this Godforsaken tundra I choose to call home

too bad this was from 2011. i have at least half of this list right now.

Should be done picking out the ‘gars and then packing them in the SFR tonight.

Best laid plans often go awry.

Wrong coolers at home. Will have to switch them later this week.

Shipment be delayed further...sorry ‘bout that.

Exchanged coolers. Will pull seegars today, pack and get ready to mail on Monday.

Don’t worry, the smokes will all fit inside a SFR.

then what does the SFR fit in?

Be vewy vewy qwiet. I’m hunting wabbits!

And you’re still running around? You must be a rascally one!

Plan B would be to send a nice reasonable number that would fit safely and securely in an SFR, yes?

I'll be on the lookout

Maholo (OK for Midwesterner use? Makes me feel warmer)

So close. Check your references SOB

Silly wabbit!

Hope you find some stuff you like.

I knew it was going to be bad when Mrs. Beach greeted me with her patented “What did you order now?” frown. Yes, she is able to frown in complete sentences. She’s talented like that. After swearing to not having ordered a thing, she finally let me back in the house, mumbling something about “you and your stogie pen pals.” Sounds like a friendly label, but there was derision in the tone. Sidnote: I gripe often, but she has many wonderful qualities. Cigar appreciation is just not one of them.

Anyway, Brother Conan was true to his word. He only sent one SFR box…. nestled inside an MFR. For those not up on the abbreviations, it means Mudda Fuggin Rekt yo’ mailbox. Now I know what you’re thinking. It can’t be safe for the small box to float around the big box all the way across the ocean and good chunk of the country. No worries. Plenty of “packing material” was provided to keep it safe.

So without further ado:

The Swag:
- A retractable back scratcher – soon to be highly collectible
- Some cardboard discs from a Honolulu music spot
- A plastic “celebrator” goat
Conan, I need some help with these last two. I googled my butt off but got nothing. The perforation on the pogs distorts the name of the place, and looks like I should punch out where they’re cut but don’t want to wreck them.

The Packing Material:
- Hawaiian Sun - Strawberry guava jam, Banana & macadamia nut pancake mix, Strawberry guava pancake mix
- NOH - Coconut pudding mix
- Cook Kwee’s - Pineapple & macadamia nut Maui Cookies
- Diamond Bakery – Guava Hawaiian biscuits, Graham crackers, Soda Crackers, Royal Creem crackers
- Maebo’s 1 ton chips
- Hawaiian Isles Kona Coffee Co. – Classic 10% Kona Coffee Blend
Mrs. Beach is gonna want to fight you when I get fat(ter).

And of course, the smokes that (almost) fit into a single SFR: (many dates are significant)
- AF 858 Natural ‘14
- AF 858 Maduro ‘14
- AF 858 SG ‘13
- AF 858 Rosado ‘18
- Camacho Triple Maduro Robusto OR ‘13
- DE MUWAT Bait Fish ‘13
- DE MUWAT Night Crawler ‘15
- Espinosa Laranja CG ‘17
- HVC Serie A Robusto ’19 (tag says a Hawaiian exclusive)
- Oliva Serie G Perfecto Maduro ‘15
- Oliva Serie G Special G Maduro ‘13
- RoMa Craft Whiskey Rebellion Hamilton ‘17
- RoMa Craft Whiskey Rebellion McFarlane ‘17
- Tatuaje Noella ‘14
- Tatuaje Noella Reserva ‘15
- Tatuaje Petit Cazadores Reserva ‘16

Conan, I think I said it best in my post above. This is an awesome selection of cigars and snacks, and I am honored to have received one of the famed scratchers. Other than the Laranja, which I enjoy, everything is a never had. You mentioned something about not doing very good with my wishlist. Kindly stuff that chit. You hit everything on my didn’t even know to ask for list. Many are from before I even started on cigars, and I never held much hope for coming across an Eiroa Camacho. Very excited about that one. I am really looking forward to these. I say thank you, but it feels insignificant. So I revert simply to HOLY CRAP!!!!

Dan

Got it. Very cool and explains my google issues. I was guessing advert for a small club type of deal. Now I'm heading out to track down the mailman who drank my goat beer

^^ Agreed

That’s what she said....

Let’s not forget that NWStogie is still up.

NWstoogie I have a decent amount of AJ smokes anything else or just a bunch of aj smokes

Hi Matt!

up and down, like the stock market.
both of which determine my retirement happiness.

Wait is Mikey up? What a great day to come back!! I got Mikey and I'll send him whatever I want. Bus driver please. Gift turn to Palama my Hawaiian brother.

Thx, David! Hope you are doing well.