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Worst Song Ever
51. Author: deadeyedickDate: Thu, 7/4/2013, 10:49PM EST
stogiemonger wrote:
Michael Damian

Rock On.

Worst song evah!

It went gold. Go figure.



What? I actually like that one. Think

I might give it to the Trashmen for: The Surfin Bird (great lyrics)

DED
52. Author: DCLoverDate: Fri, 7/5/2013, 9:02PM EST
Has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
53. Author: PalamaDate: Fri, 7/5/2013, 9:43PM EST
DCLover wrote:
Has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0


It's pretty lame. Thank goodness I'm not 16 anymore; otherwise I might actually think that girl has some talent. Brick wall
54. Author: TheSmokensipDate: Sat, 7/6/2013, 2:26AM EST
DCLover wrote:
Has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0


Wow.. This may be the worst.Brick wall
55. Author: QMPASHDate: Mon, 7/8/2013, 11:51AM EST
Yoko Ono broke up the greatest singing group of all time? She broke up the Platters????
56. Author: ConfuzedDate: Mon, 7/8/2013, 1:37PM EST
It's Raining Men...
57. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Tue, 7/9/2013, 10:39AM EST
How about a favorite song thread ???

Humble Pies
"Thirty days in the Hole"
Comes to mind in my top 10

Plenty of great songs out there...way more then bad ones.
58. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Tue, 7/9/2013, 10:45AM EST
Oh yea....
Any Taylor Swift song.....

She writes all her own songs ....dont cha' know..

About lost loves and vast and more vast life experiences ....

She's what ...21 years old now....

WTF.....
She hasn't experienced anything song worthy yet in my book.
59. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 7/9/2013, 5:22PM EST
Mr. Jones wrote:
How about a favorite song thread ???

Humble Pies
"Thirty days in the Hole"
Comes to mind in my top 10

Plenty of great songs out there...way more then bad ones.


Start it up and they will post....
60. Author: TheSmokensipDate: Tue, 7/30/2013, 2:36AM EST
Brick wall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY
61. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Tue, 7/30/2013, 7:49AM EST
Tiny Tim~Tiptoe Through the Tulips

Followed by

Anything Culture Club/Boy George~Do You Really Want to Hurt Me.........FUQ YES!!!

Followed by

Justin Bieber and his entire compilation of masterful works.


Ron
62. Author: JoePepinDate: Tue, 7/30/2013, 9:35AM EST
Uptown girl
63. Author: smokestaxxDate: Tue, 7/30/2013, 10:45AM EST
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6GOuseeGK3w
64. Author: DadZilla3Date: Tue, 7/30/2013, 11:14AM EST
So many crap songs to choose from, but this 'musical' abomination has got to be at the top of the list:

"from the brilliant 1971 avant-garde album "Fly"

Yoko Ono- Don't Worry, Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand In the Snow)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swG6Rry9Tss

Forget water boarding, play this screeching assault on the human ears loud a couple of times and even the most battle-hardened jihadi would be p*ssing himself and begging for mercy.
65. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 7/30/2013, 12:31PM EST
You are absolutely correct (...unfortunately...).
66. Author: plinytheelderDate: Wed, 7/31/2013, 11:22AM EST
JadeRose wrote:
Teedubbya and Drafter's favorite song. I think MACS and 8track secretly like it, too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU


Applause Applause Applause

Jade, what the hell is that? The San Francisco civic anthem?
67. Author: thursonDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 1:00PM EST
QMPASH wrote:
Yoko Ono broke up the greatest singing group of all time? She broke up the Platters????


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
68. Author: bloody spaniardDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 1:15PM EST
I'm convinced Elvis Costello is suffering stage 6 gongonrhea.Pray
69. Author: BuckwheatDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 1:17PM EST
This song makes me want to stick pins in my ears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_OGARBe6W0

Worst POS that is constantly played on the radio. At least Yoko and some of the others listed above are seldom if ever played on the radio.

Funniest thing ever said about Elvis Costello... “Music journalists like Elvis Costello because music journalists look like Elvis Costello" - David Lee Roth
70. Author: gryphonmsDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 1:44PM EST
Justin Beiber-Baby
71. Author: bloody spaniardDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 1:50PM EST
Buckwheat wrote:

Funniest thing ever said about Elvis Costello... “Music journalists like Elvis Costello because music journalists look like Elvis Costello" - David Lee Roth

LOLOL! That's so funny!
He REALLY looks and sounds like a middleaged douchebag with attitude. God bless him for translating that into cash somehow.
72. Author: Mattie BDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 2:08PM EST
The one song that comes to mind may be relivant to those with kids.


"What does the Fox say"


I dont know why this became a hit with my kids and their friends. I have heard it over and over and over and over and over.


73. Author: dstiegerDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 2:28PM EST
Mattie B wrote:
The one song that comes to mind may be relivant to those with kids.


"What does the Fox say"


I dont know why this became a hit with my kids and their friends. I have heard it over and over and over and over and over.





No kids here. But I do consider it (with the video) to be a great piece of work. Comedic genius, maybe.


As to the other songs listed in this thread....except maybe the Yoko and ABBA stuff, none would be any where near top of my 'worst songs' list. Many of them are pretty good music, in fact. Blanket damnations of Elvis C, Stones, Springsteen? Really?

They're a number of artists that I can't stand, but I recognize something in them and give a bit of credit; John Denver, Barry Manilow, ABBA, Carpenters come to mind.

Something like "We Built this City" is easily justifiable as a Worst Song - not only does it have zero redeeming music value, some of the artists involved have been key to some incredible music: Bernie Taupin, Grace Slick....they should have known better. This was a kick in the nuts coming from lineage that produced Surrealistic Pillow, Red Octopus, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.....

Or, Ebony and Ivory...another disaster from artists who should have known better....makes me shudder just thinking about it.....I almost wonder if Paul and Stevie were just f'n with us
74. Author: jetblastedDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 3:47PM EST
"Who Let the Dogs Out?"

"We Built This City"

"(You're) Having My Baby", Paul Anka
75. Author: bloody spaniardDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 3:52PM EST
jetblasted wrote:
"Who Let the Dogs Out?"
"We Built This City"
"(You're) Having My Baby", Paul Anka


PERFECT song if you want to irritate your wife. lol
76. Author: edsbar60Date: Wed, 1/8/2014, 4:02PM EST
That song from the movie "Bodyguard" by Whitney Houston. It makes me want to puncture my ear drums with a dull knife...

Hiya Bloody!
77. Author: bloody spaniardDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 5:46PM EST
Well, hello there Lluvia's brother!!! LOL Hope you're well, Ed. Sis has posted some nice pics on FB- hubba hubba (j/k)
Glad I checked this thread.Herfing
78. Author: ZRX1200Date: Wed, 1/8/2014, 6:13PM EST
Hotel California the Eagles.
79. Author: BlueDudeDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 7:59PM EST
"Imagine"

It makes me want to puke. Lennon was SOOO overated.
80. Author: fishinguitarmanDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 9:02PM EST
The Barney Song
81. Author: jackconradDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 9:26PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
Hotel California the Eagles.

o..


I agree it like many of thier songs is long , boring and painful to listen to..
82. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Wed, 1/8/2014, 9:42PM EST
Kodachrome
Paul Simon
By far the worst song ever.
83. Author: Gnr591Date: Thu, 1/9/2014, 12:25AM EST
I know I'm going to get backlash for this but I'm going to say just about every song BOB DYLAN has done. He has a few but come on he doesn't even sing he just talks and calls it singing.
84. Author: thursonDate: Thu, 1/9/2014, 3:16AM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
Hotel California the Eagles.


Yeah, but it's fun to play on Guitar Hero.

Sarcasm
85. Author: bassman45Date: Thu, 1/9/2014, 4:41AM EST
Simple-Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke
86. Author: PalamaDate: Wed, 7/29/2020, 8:43PM EST
Hey SOB, got any thoughts? Think
87. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 7/29/2020, 8:49PM EST
This one doesn't even hurt my head. Just my ears

Spice Girls. That one they played incessantly in the mid 90s
88. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 7/29/2020, 8:50PM EST
Wait, no. I trade that one for the Macerana
89. Author: dkeageDate: Wed, 7/29/2020, 8:57PM EST
Anything by Meatloaf....
90. Author: SpeysideDate: Wed, 7/29/2020, 10:25PM EST
MacArthur Park. I think William Harris sang it.
91. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 7/29/2020, 10:30PM EST
Richard Harris
92. Author: Steel TalonDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 1:19AM EST
Leonard Nemoy singing the Hobbit song....
93. Author: BubbernatorDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 2:30AM EST
Nimoy.
Now we are getting into the realm true awfulness.
I submit Mrs. Miller's rendition of "Downtown".
It brings me back to the carefree days of my youth....

https://youtu.be/fw07CDid0JM


(runner-up: "My Pal Foot Foot" by The Shaggs. What it lacks in production value it makes up for in atonal dissonance. It is, quite frankly, in a class of it's own.)

https://youtu.be/k5T2kaFiFgg

BTW- both of these gems were committed to vinyl by artists with a vision. They weren't doing it for a goof or dreams of big $$$. They truly believed in themselves.
94. Author: JadeRoseDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 8:19AM EST
Bubbernator wrote:


(runner-up: "My Pal Foot Foot" by The Shaggs. What it lacks in production value it makes up for in atonal dissonance. It is, quite frankly, in a class of it's own.)

https://youtu.be/k5T2kaFiFgg




Sweet Jesus! BARF!
95. Author: BuckwheatDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 8:29AM EST
JadeRose wrote:
Sweet Jesus! BARF!


That's a WTF was that! fog
96. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 8:45AM EST
Lips of an Angel - Hinder

Almost anything by Nickleback
97. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 8:49AM EST
JadeRose wrote:
Sweet Jesus! BARF!


NO TAG LINE OUTRAGE!!
98. Author: KrazeehorseDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 8:55AM EST
TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
MacArthur Park -

That was the dumbest song ever....sorry guys but think about the lyrics:

MacArthur Park is melting in the rain, all the sweet green icing flowing down.
someone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again....Oh no.

Yikes!

Many lyrics of that era were obviously chemically inspired.
99. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 8:59AM EST
Cindy Lauper: Girls Just Want to Have Fun.

EVERYTHING about that song is awful.
100. Author: JadeRoseDate: Thu, 7/30/2020, 11:12AM EST
MACS wrote:
NO TAG LINE OUTRAGE!!



Applause


blow me macs,

Jade
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