What the pollsters SHOULD have asked people to get a real picture of the American zeitgeist:

1. Are you a man? Yes or No
2. If Hillary were your wife, which gun would you use to shoot yourself? Shotgun or 45 magnum
3. If Hillary were your mother, which gun would you use to shoot yourself? Shotgun or 45 magnum
4. If Hillary were your boss, which gun would you use to shoot yourself? Shotgun or 45 magnum