I have been hibernating peacefully but a package arrived today that smacked me upside the head:

Founders Curmudgeon
Founders KBS (X2 who can even get 2 of these HTF things?)
Naked Pig Pale Ale
Truck Stop Honey Brown Ale

All packed. well padded and shrink wrapped. The only return address is Foley, Al.

I have a good idea who this might have come from but was hoping someone has seen either beer or cigars packaged in this manner to confirm my suspicions.

Any help will be appreciated.

And to the unnamed bomber, thank you sir, I will enjoy each and remember this unprovoked attack.

DED

I don't need my addy book and I'm not saying.

^ On my list of possibles right there.

One other fine BOTL that I talked to about my torn meniscus awhile ago but the area code does not match Foley. Hmmm.

hahaha boom

Yuk it up ya bastids.

I need a bus driver!

Like Weller 12.

Ya, well that bomber is going to be saying homina, homina soon enough.

Somebody has to pay for this generous bitch slap! I'm beginning to think it's a setup.

I have been following this with a smile...

cuz this won't end well, HA!

^ oh you're a liar.

We should all bomb you for lying.

HAHAHA!!!

35223---Hhmmm. That would be my old zip code, but we moved about a year ago and the new coordinates are still in AL, but classified. Still 4 hours north of Foley. And although the Bear Poke was top notch, I cannot claim responsibility.

But I do appreciate the thought.

My misdirected package had your name as a return party.

Terminate the logistics expert.

And FYI, I', still innocent.

Everybody is guilty until proven innocent. My only hope now is the return addy which is not mine. Otherwise someone at the USPS will be drinking some very fine beers.

...that's a tell, right there...

I wonder if there could be a monkey involved with this

Caution, you will not like the Prairie Bomb, horrible stuff. Save for me when we have the Bama herf with Monkey and Bengal Tiger Anthony. I will take one for the team to dispose of that crap.

And by the way, I'm innocent and don't know what you are talking about.

Hmmm, looks like Burner is bombing you and blaming it on me. Never heard of this beers before.

LOL, I'm glad to see that Dan is willing to take it back iffn' you don't want it.

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If ya can't shoot straight, use a shotgun.

Carpet bombing The Heart of Dixie. But does the carpet match the drapes?
Good luck finding the lucky culprit.

Maybe I should send drinks?

I seem to have been a casualty from the crossfire. Haven't opened the box yet, but Mrs Monkey assures me it's anything but small. It seems DED was serious about carpet bombing Alabama...

You need to put a boot on someones butt.

Poor DED still trying to figure out his RAOK sender.

Smokemonkey probably missed out on some great beers DED has good taste.

Yes, but it needs to include the name of the masked man.