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151. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 6/15/2017, 10:06AM EST
#%@! morning people...
152. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 10:16AM EST
OhMyGod
153. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 11:01AM EST
bgz wrote:
* yawn... shoulda hit the snooze button *


I never understood the whole 'snooze' concept. If you have time to hit the snooze button, you're waking up too early.

My alarm goes off at 5:00 am right now. I am usually up before it ever goes off, but sometimes it wakes me up. As soon as it goes off, I have to get up or I'll be pressed for time. Who the hell wants to wake up early just so they can hit snooze? I sleep until the last damn second.
154. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 6/15/2017, 11:26AM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
#%@! morning people...

Herfing
155. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 6/15/2017, 12:00PM EST
I actually agree with you in theory macs... problem is, the me who wakes up at 6 am thinks you're an idiot... that guys got a mind of his own...

I had a job in my early 20's where I had to be up at 3am... i got rid of my electric snooze capable alarm clock and opted for one of those old timey wind up deals with the 2 bells on top and the hammer that goes crazy between them making a horrible racket until you wake up... i woke up one morning at 8 with my index finger jammed between one of the bells and the hammer... 8am me knew that was a stupid decision but 3am me thought it was brilliant...
156. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 12:32PM EST
Taco Bell... Unsure
157. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 12:37PM EST
I think the science backs me up on this one... something about sleep cycles, and such.
158. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 12:38PM EST
Macs... it don't work that way. See, the first wake, I hit the snooze and it prepares me for the next buzzer.

I don't actually remember hitting the snooze button, but I will actually wake up to my wife kicking the sh1t out of me because my alarm has been going off for 5 minutes.

We all have our methods man.

Anyway, today I didn't hit the snooze button... so I didn't get my ass kicked this morning... *yawn*
159. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 12:39PM EST
I build in time in the morning to self pleasure. The snooze is an insurance policy in case I feel sleepy afterwards
160. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 12:46PM EST
pork rinds and peanut butter
161. Author: BurDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 12:53PM EST
Big azz breakfast with my daughter before putting her on a plane "home". sniff sniff, when'd I become the one not off seeking adventure and my path in life?

Great young woman, understand why she and her husband left Kalifornia but hope it's not ten months until I see her again.
162. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 2:23PM EST
MACS wrote:
I never understood the whole 'snooze' concept. If you have time to hit the snooze button, you're waking up too early.

My alarm goes off at 5:00 am right now. I am usually up before it ever goes off, but sometimes it wakes me up. As soon as it goes off, I have to get up or I'll be pressed for time. Who the hell wants to wake up early just so they can hit snooze? I sleep until the last damn second.


+1

Can't say I have ever hit the snooze button in my life. Dumb concept in my mind.
163. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 2:27PM EST
Bur wrote:
Big azz breakfast with my daughter before putting her on a plane "home". sniff sniff, when'd I become the one not off seeking adventure and my path in life?

Great young woman, understand why she and her husband left Kalifornia but hope it's not ten months until I see her again.


That sucks not having family close. Exactly why my wife and I haven't moved away. Feel like it would be too selfish. I know I would be upset if my kids moved away and I rarely got to see them and didn't get to see my grandkids grow up. That would be the worst.
164. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 2:34PM EST
From what I gather Hank IS the cbid snooze button
165. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 2:37PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
From what I gather Hank IS the cbid snooze button


Thanks, pal!
166. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 3:29PM EST
any time lol
167. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 3:48PM EST
jalapeno cheddar crackers.. beef stick.. BigGrin
168. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 6:29PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
From what I gather Hank IS the cbid snooze button


* hits hank upside the head *

WTF, this thing just won't STFU!!!
169. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 6:30PM EST
Oh ya, a couple of brisket sandwiches from Dickey's.
170. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 6/15/2017, 7:06PM EST
I need beer.

I have beer... just not good beer.
171. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 6/15/2017, 11:21PM EST
coming down with a cold I think... just woke up from a 3 hour nap...
172. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 1:01AM EST
Happy Friday
173. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 5:51AM EST
Good morning, y'all
174. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 6:39AM EST
Half work day ahead, then some hammock time.
175. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 7:43AM EST
Cool Dudes...
176. Author: SpeysideDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 8:15AM EST
Good morning.
177. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 8:29AM EST
coffee & donut.. Mellow
178. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:12AM EST
My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog
179. Author: gummy jonesDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:13AM EST
that poor woman
180. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:17AM EST
Day 5 of no chew...not easy...

I am being a super douche...

Happy Friday!
181. Author: Ram27Date: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:17AM EST
MACS wrote:
My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog



Congratulation to you & your wife. Herfing
182. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:22AM EST
MACS wrote:
My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog


Congrats, MACS! Mrs Monkey and I are also at 28, but only if you count the 7 years we were together prior to marrying.
183. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:23AM EST
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Day 5 of no chew...not easy...

I am being a super douche...

Happy Friday!


Hank, you just open the door for jokes, don't you....
184. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:27AM EST
SmokeMonkey wrote:
Hank, you just open the door for jokes, don't you....


I do what I can.
185. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:28AM EST
MACS wrote:
My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog


Even though you can't read this, congrats! That is awesome to see, especially in today's society!
186. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:32AM EST
Congrats MACS..!! Laugh
187. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:34AM EST
Don't be surprised if MACS isn't on here much today...a full day of anniversary sex will keep him pretty busy. He should sleep well tonight.
188. Author: SpeysideDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:35AM EST
MACS, CONGRATULATIONS! !!
189. Author: SpeysideDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:38AM EST
I see King Hankie Panky is clogging up multiple posts with wothless drivel again.
190. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 9:54AM EST
Speyside wrote:
I see King Hankie Panky is clogging up multiple posts with wothless drivel again.


I don't see it... unless one of you clowns quotes him. BigGrin

Thanks for the congrats, guys. The wife and I are completely different creatures, but I guess that's why it just works.

*shrug*
191. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 10:02AM EST
Think
192. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 10:21AM EST
It's the 'creatures' that threw you off, huh Drafter?

I meant it metaphorically, buddy.
193. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 10:24AM EST
ya.. but I knew better... Laugh
194. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 10:31AM EST
Can someone quote my last two posts so MACS the jerk can see my congrats?
195. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 6/16/2017, 10:52AM EST
Congrats MACS..........28 years is a long time..........do something nice together and enjoy the milestone!
196. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Fri, 6/16/2017, 11:34AM EST
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Even though you can't read this, 28 years is too long to be with just one person. Come on down and see me sometime.

197. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 11:39AM EST
^^^ Applause
198. Author: delta1Date: Fri, 6/16/2017, 12:18PM EST
Happy Anniversary MACS...28 years...time flies...
Beer Herfing
199. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 12:21PM EST
Chili's... BigGrin
200. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/16/2017, 1:26PM EST
Oh crap..!! I gots a dentist appointment in 20 minutes.. d'oh!
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