| 51. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 6:08PM EST | |
jjanecka wrote:Frank, I think the exact words were "an inch, give or take."
Boy am I regretting that joke... I opted for take. Next time say what you mean, I'm not like a mind reader, I'm like a genius. |
| 52. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 6:14PM EST | |
Yea...HE's a Y.O.G.I. ...dammmit! |
| 53. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 6:43PM EST | |
YEA! |
| 54. Author: Hillbillyjosh770 | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 7:40PM EST | |
1. World Peace 2. Barter System only (makes you wonder what the boys in Washington gonna do for their Cadillacs and shiny diamonds)  2. End all disease |
| 55. Author: victor809 | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 7:52PM EST | |
My first wish would be for hank to get the respect on this board that he believes he deserves....
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| 56. Author: Hillbillyjosh770 | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 9:14PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:My first wish would be for hank to get the respect on this board that he believes he deserves....
I bet that cost Hank a 5'fer |
| 57. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 9:26PM EST | |
Victor wrote: My first wish would be for hank to get the respect on this board that he believes he deserves....
If you believe it, Jerry, it's not a lie.
George Costanza |
| 58. Author: bgz | Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 11:10PM EST | |
1. Be an unaging, indestructible immortal being (wouldn't want to be all decrepit and sh17)
2. Be able to warp through the universe at v = x*c for all real x >= 0 (have to be able to warp in case you get stuck in a black hole or something)
3. Be able to kill myself for when the universe starts to experience heat death or I just get bored.
I figure everyone else is throwing out the selfless ones, I'll throw out the incredibly cool one. |
