This isn't the mooch thread. But I got some goodies if ya want. And pistachios.

Ok as promised, here is the damages done by my fantastic Secret Santa.


From the Elves:

1x La Aurora Untamed (nh)
1x Ashton VSG (nh)
1x Brick House Fumas (Great everyday smoke)
1x Montecristo Edmundo (NH)
1x Bag Pacific Gold Original Beef Jerky (Love it)
2x Bags of Collector Match Box Matches (Totaling 12 boxes ) I am so excited for these


From: Secret Santa

1x Undercrown Gran Toro (nh)
1x Don Pepin Garcia Original (nh)
1x LFD Double Ligero (Love these)
1x My Father Flor De Las Antillas (Love these)
1x OMB 3 (Love these)
1x Man O' War Side Project (nh)
1x Ramon Allones Habana (nh)
1x Blind Man's Bluff (nh)
1x Diamond Crown Maximus No2 (nh)
1x box Oliva Serie V Special Sampler (5 Cigars) (Love these)
1x Ave Maria Reconquista Cigar Coffin that has had a striker added to make a very unique Match Box. (Absolutely LOVE IT!)
17x Collector Match Box Matches (I am all Giddy inside)
1 Herf-A-Dor by Humi Care (Hell Yeah! My first Herf-a-Dor)


In the note that santa wrote there was mention of a question that is on everyone's mind "WTF is an ewok" So to answer that.

An Ewok is a tribal sentient furred biped native to the moon of Endor. We are curious individuals that stand about one meter tall. We are extremely skilled in forest survival and the construction of primitive technology like spears and catapults. We are quick learners when exposed to advanced technology. So, basicly a midget bear that is vaguely aware, walks upright, and mucks chit up!.

The clue mentioned was "Snowflake" So I am going to guess my SS is my most favorite NON-Millennial ypetryna. I hope I am correct lol.

I can not say thank you enough to my Secret Santa and the Elves. I greatly appreciate everything. I will be posting a Photo!... "Snowflake"

num num num....me want pistacihhos

True True... I didn't want to scare them to bad though.

https://goo.gl/cfrwKP

LOL sorry to say but that was the worst star wars spielburg put out. thats only because he was trying to please his little kids

Can't let Hank the Tank die....

My wife went out to water some plants on the front porch this morning, and noticed a crater behind the rocking chair. The postman must have known the valuables in the box and hid it well yesterday. We were babysitting our grand-daughter at her house when the mailman usually delivers. When we didn't respond to the two rings that signals a package delivery, he put it in a spot where it is less visible. We got home last night and entered the house through the garage and didn't see the package tucked in the corner behind the chair.

When I opened it and saw the contents, two thoughts popped up. Holy carp!!! Then, uh oh, it was very dry last night, humidity below 10% ...hope the cigars are ok. Not to worry, the SS packed them in a ziplock with a boveda moisture pack.

I'll do my tech challenged best to post a pic, but here's a description:

a boatload of cigars, 21 total, including some Padrons and some Fuentes and some Cubans and a variety of others. Plus a box of matches from Cigar.com
Gorgeous polished wooden two cigar ashtray with two tones of wood
A 1 lb can of mixed nuts.
A 6 oz bag of Honey Barbecue beef jerky
A whole bunch of candies in a ziplock: Jolly Ranchers, Whoppers, Hersheys Kisses, Starburst, Bottle Caps, taffy, Snickers...

I looked in the box for a clue to the identity of my Secret Santa, and couldn't see anything obvious. There was a sticker of a smiling turd with a Santa hat on, but....could be any one. Then I looked closely at the packing material and noticed what looked like a tank tread pattern on a length of brown paper. Gotta be from Hank the Tank!!!

Nicely done, Brother! Thanks for the tasty and useful gifts and the great selection of cigars. May you and your family have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Ok as promised, here is the damages done by my fantastic Secret Santa.


From the Elves:

1x La Aurora Untamed (nh)
1x Ashton VSG (nh)
1x Brick House Fumas (Great everyday smoke)
1x Montecristo Edmundo (NH)
1x Bag Pacific Gold Original Beef Jerky (Love it)
2x Bags of Collector Match Box Matches (Totaling 12 boxes ) I am so excited for these


From: Secret Santa

1x Undercrown Gran Toro (nh)
1x Don Pepin Garcia Original (nh)
1x LFD Double Ligero (Love these)
1x My Father Flor De Las Antillas (Love these)
1x OMB 3 (Love these)
1x Man O' War Side Project (nh)
1x Ramon Allones Habana (nh)
1x Blind Man's Bluff (nh)
1x Diamond Crown Maximus No2 (nh)
1x box Oliva Serie V Special Sampler (5 Cigars) (Love these)
1x Ave Maria Reconquista Cigar Coffin that has had a striker added to make a very unique Match Box. (Absolutely LOVE IT!)
17x Collector Match Box Matches (I am all Giddy inside)
1 Herf-A-Dor by Humi Care (Hell Yeah! My first Herf-a-Dor)


In the note that santa wrote there was mention of a question that is on everyone's mind "WTF is an ewok" So to answer that.

An Ewok is a tribal sentient furred biped native to the moon of Endor. We are curious individuals that stand about one meter tall. We are extremely skilled in forest survival and the construction of primitive technology like spears and catapults. We are quick learners when exposed to advanced technology. So, basicly a midget bear that is vaguely aware, walks upright, and mucks chit up!.

The clue mentioned was "Snowflake" So I am going to guess my SS is my most favorite NON-Millennial ypetryna. I hope I am correct lol.

I can not say thank you enough to my Secret Santa and the Elves. I greatly appreciate everything. I will be posting a Photo!... "Snowflake"

Got my secret santa today and he is a jolly Fuente hoe which is a good thing took a picture and put the list on there

Thank you Santa for all the goodies and great smokes and of course the rum which want last long around me

I do believe NapalmMan is a big Fuente hoe so that will be my guess

Thank you sir

Got my secret santa today and he is a jolly Fuente hoe which is a good thing took a picture and put the list on there

Thank you Santa for all the goodies and great smokes and of course the rum which want last long around me

I do believe NapalmMan is a big Fuente hoe so that will be my guess

Thank you sir

ya i would expect that after 600 hundred pounds

So, after hours of cleaning the wreckage of my mailbox and front of the building, I managed to sift through the contents and get everything organized. I will get a picture up today, Santa absolutely destroyed me.

Damage as follows:

Knob Creek Small Batch Whiskey

Jekyll Brewing Redneck Christmas Stout
Trimtab Brewing IPA
Goodpeople Brewing Mumbai Rye IPA

Box of matches from Chucks Fish

My Father
Tatuaje Black
Diesel (believe it's the uncut)
Camacho original band
LG Small Batch VI

Four pack of Davidoff Yamasa Toro
Padron Collection Sampler Natural
Box of Joya de Nicaruagua Antano

Santa killed me here. I was looking all over the box for his clue, until I looked at the bubble wrap. Drywall Grid System stickers. That could only be one person. It has to be the madspackler. After this bomb I can see why you say you are mad. Thanks Santa, I don't know where to start first, but I'm looking forward to everything!

Awesome, this was a Great Secret Santa 2017!

This has been a great year of Secret Santa smackdowns. It's the earliest finish by all participants since I've been involved. Everybody did a great job, and so the troops will benefit. Well done, gentlemen. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and all your families.


A special thank you to TZ, the head Santa, for organizing and executing this event.

I am game ^^^^^^^