Go buy some newly manufactured
Land-0- Lakes quartered pound box of
Butter...

Then ....

You will notice this NEW INVENTION...

THE WRAPPER AROUND EACH QUARTER STICK IS A NEW HYBRID "PAPER AND WAX PAPER COMBINATION"....

NOT THE OLD 100% WAX PAPER THAT STUCK LIKE GLUE AND YOU had to get your digits all full of butter to get it the whole way off..

Now...
You just pull one corner and it comes off like a friggin' dream...no more butter fingers...
The *****in' new paper is probably filled with all the leftover Bisphenol A they have left over from taking it out of plastic containers....ITS PROLLY DEADLY BPA PAPER..
BUT THE WORKS GREAT!!!

It's prolly coated with butter..

Nice, sometimes it is the small things that make life so much better.

Only the outside. The inside is so slick it will only smear chit all over ya arse! Gives a whole new meaning to "Well, Butter my butt and call me Biscuit"

Yappy McIdiot? wow TG you becoming a real Prick on a regular basis now uhh? One good thing about being a yappy Idiot vs a Stupid Prick. I can learn you will always be a stupid Prick

and that is all I am going to say about that... Have a great day. Oh just some medical advice it might help your mood if U pull that gerbil out ya ass brother.

Want to compare brain pans ass wipe? Even after my stroke I would have to lose a **** load if IQ points to drop down to your level. I have multiple letters that follow my name. WTF you got prick? Besides the smart guy that dont want to read all my "Yappy" **** would hit ignore butt lick.

Prove you can not be a prick and we will talk lol.

LOL dang now you are starting to understand. That goes both ways tubby.

If y'all were all that smart, you would have had this spat earlier in the long weekend....


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well I do try, try and fail I am sure, but try nonetheless.

Yoda Quote " Try you did, Fail you succeeded umm"

I will have to see if I can get my hands on one. I use to love the peanut butter out of the US MRE years ago. I have a few friends on that side of the pond. They might be able to get me one or two.

I don't know why but I just found it funny picturing my wife trying to wiper her arse with wax paper. Yeah I am going to try and get my hands on some for sure now.

One step at a time man, I got to ease into getting her to wipe her butt with her finger. I can't just roll up saying "first just dig in yah butt with your pointing finger." It is a delicate thing with women and I want to get a video for her family.

Lmao, I am glad you told me that. I could see her now walking around with chit on her finger wondering how to get the paper and keep it clean until time to use it. I have to admit though it would be more funny that way.

No not that I know of it's not lol.

Well I can not deny. Sometimes I do get in the mood. Do you need more bourbon?

Beggar? No that would never cross my mind. Especially when it is I that put it up to folks that want it. All I want is feedback on what folks think about the taste.

Ha or the ones that just empty out all the ketchup packets in the bin you just filled at closing time for the one small fry they just got. Worked in too many resturants in my time.

I never actually took them. I put them under the legs of the chairs.