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So a 6th grader walks into a pub.
1. Author: SpeysideDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:11AM EST
Of course with his or her parents in Ireland and has dinner, which is perfectly acceptable in their culture.
2. Author: Cathcam13Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:20AM EST
But when he asks for a Pint of Guinness, you really start to wonder.......
3. Author: DrafterXDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:23AM EST
Had a waiter bring my 10yr old son a beer in Mexico once... Didn't let him drink it tho... Mellow
4. Author: ZRX1200Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:45AM EST
All the local breweries here allow children with parents until 8 p.m. My daughter loves the soup aND fish n chips at Bricktowne Brewing.
5. Author: Thunder.GerbilDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:11AM EST
Pretty normal out here in CA too.
6. Author: tailgaterDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:14AM EST
Was the bartender wearing chaps?
7. Author: cacmanDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:20AM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
All the local breweries here allow children with parents until 8 p.m. My daughter loves the soup aND fish n chips at Bricktowne Brewing.

One local brewery hosted a 7yr old's birthday party that lasted well past 8pm. The brewery wouldn't hang a light for the pool table, but had no problem hanging a pinata for a kids birthday. It's not a brewery. It's become a Chuck E Cheese. There's no boundaries on when kids are allowed in the breweries, or how many dogs are allowed inside either.

I go to the bar to get away from kids, to get away from the stress that comes with adulthood. The last thing I want to put up with is a bunch of toddlers running around unsupervised while their parents get their load on. Get a babysitter or stay at home and drink.

Beer
8. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:27AM EST
Why the long face?
9. Author: cacmanDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:31AM EST
^^^ Painful dentist appointment coming. No booze or cigars for a while.
But do love when they knock me out with halcyon.
10. Author: bs_kwajDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:36AM EST

http://realfunny.net/uploads/dad_are_we_irish_8215559916.jpg

Beer
11. Author: BuckwheatDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 11:29AM EST
Here in Kentucky minors are only allowed into bars with their spouses and they have to have a three drink minimum.Sarcasm
12. Author: DrafterXDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:27PM EST
I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me.. Mellow
13. Author: SteveSDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:46PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me..

as far as you know, anyway
14. Author: cacmanDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:48PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me.. Mellow

Good thing I have a female dentist.

You expecting a package from Hank?
15. Author: RMAN4443Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:57PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me.. Mellow

Your dentist sent me pics.....wanna see Anxious
16. Author: delta1Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 1:41PM EST
the 6th grader looked around and asked "where are the HIV infected gay dudes with the crucifix necklaces?"
17. Author: HuckFinnDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 5:46PM EST
I know that joke!

6th grader walks in a bar and says "can I have a beer?"

Bartender says " I dunno. CAN you?"
18. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:44PM EST
a magician was walking down the street and turned into a bar...
19. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:53PM EST
Now that’s magic
20. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:57PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Now that’s magic

I know, right?
21. Author: victor809Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:58PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Now that’s magic


Nah man... it was a magician.

The joke doesn't work if it was Magic....
22. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:06PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Nah man... it was a magician.

The joke doesn't work if it was Magic....

Magic is a magician.
The oldest fattest HIV guy in da world...makes ya wonder
23. Author: BrewhaDate: Mon, 2/26/2018, 9:05PM EST
So, a dyslexic walks in to a bra....
24. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 9:38PM EST
Brewha wrote:
So, a dyslexic walks in to a bra....

yo said the lysdexic Rabbi
25. Author: Ewok126Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:03PM EST
i can read both 23 and 24 easily now!
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