1. Author: Speyside | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:11AM EST | |
Of course with his or her parents in Ireland and has dinner, which is perfectly acceptable in their culture. |
2. Author: Cathcam13 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:20AM EST | |
But when he asks for a Pint of Guinness, you really start to wonder....... |
3. Author: DrafterX | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:23AM EST | |
Had a waiter bring my 10yr old son a beer in Mexico once... Didn't let him drink it tho... |
4. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:45AM EST | |
All the local breweries here allow children with parents until 8 p.m. My daughter loves the soup aND fish n chips at Bricktowne Brewing. |
5. Author: Thunder.Gerbil | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:11AM EST | |
Pretty normal out here in CA too. |
6. Author: tailgater | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:14AM EST | |
Was the bartender wearing chaps? |
7. Author: cacman | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:20AM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:All the local breweries here allow children with parents until 8 p.m. My daughter loves the soup aND fish n chips at Bricktowne Brewing. One local brewery hosted a 7yr old's birthday party that lasted well past 8pm. The brewery wouldn't hang a light for the pool table, but had no problem hanging a pinata for a kids birthday. It's not a brewery. It's become a Chuck E Cheese. There's no boundaries on when kids are allowed in the breweries, or how many dogs are allowed inside either. I go to the bar to get away from kids, to get away from the stress that comes with adulthood. The last thing I want to put up with is a bunch of toddlers running around unsupervised while their parents get their load on. Get a babysitter or stay at home and drink. |
8. Author: teedubbya | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:27AM EST | |
Why the long face? |
9. Author: cacman | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:31AM EST | |
^^^ Painful dentist appointment coming. No booze or cigars for a while. But do love when they knock me out with halcyon. |
10. Author: bs_kwaj | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:36AM EST | |
http://realfunny.net/uploads/dad_are_we_irish_8215559916.jpg |
11. Author: Buckwheat | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 11:29AM EST | |
Here in Kentucky minors are only allowed into bars with their spouses and they have to have a three drink minimum. |
12. Author: DrafterX | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:27PM EST | |
I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me.. |
13. Author: SteveS | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:46PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me.. as far as you know, anyway |
14. Author: cacman | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:48PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me.. Good thing I have a female dentist. You expecting a package from Hank? |
15. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 12:57PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:I heard dentists put their junk in your mouth when they knock you out... of course it's never happened to me.. Your dentist sent me pics.....wanna see |
16. Author: delta1 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 1:41PM EST | |
the 6th grader looked around and asked "where are the HIV infected gay dudes with the crucifix necklaces?" |
17. Author: HuckFinn | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 5:46PM EST | |
I know that joke!
6th grader walks in a bar and says "can I have a beer?"
Bartender says " I dunno. CAN you?" |
18. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:44PM EST | |
a magician was walking down the street and turned into a bar... |
19. Author: teedubbya | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:53PM EST | |
Now that’s magic |
20. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:57PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:Now that’s magic I know, right? |
21. Author: victor809 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 7:58PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:Now that’s magic Nah man... it was a magician. The joke doesn't work if it was Magic.... |
22. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 8:06PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:Nah man... it was a magician.
The joke doesn't work if it was Magic.... Magic is a magician. The oldest fattest HIV guy in da world...makes ya wonder |
23. Author: Brewha | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 9:05PM EST | |
So, a dyslexic walks in to a bra.... |
24. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 9:38PM EST | |
Brewha wrote:So, a dyslexic walks in to a bra.... yo said the lysdexic Rabbi |
25. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Mon, 2/26/2018, 10:03PM EST | |
i can read both 23 and 24 easily now! |