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NHL Playoffs Contest: Caps Win!!!
51. Author: gummy jonesDate: Thu, 4/12/2018, 12:11PM EST
LetsRock wrote:
Looks like I have to play with myself in round 1....


okay
when you lose you can send the cigars to me

preferably well aged coobans
52. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 4/12/2018, 3:20PM EST
Phil222 wrote:
On that note, give me Columbus too. Can't leave Napalm without any first round action...



Done...

Matchups:

First round --paired up
LV (vanzandt) v LA (delta1)
Anaheim (Golden) v San Jose (chazbo)
Boston (Whistlebritches) v Toronto (delta1)
Pittsburgh (gummyjones) v Philly (dpnewell)
Nashville (Phil222) v CO (vanzandt)
Washington (NapalmMan) v Columbus (Phil222)


First round -- unpaired
Winnipeg (Golden) v Minnesota (closed)
Tampa Bay (LetsRock) v NJ (closed)


the Winnipeg/Minn series has already started, so it's closed.

Still time for someone to challenge LetsRock and pick the Devils...nope..
53. Author: LetsRockDate: Thu, 4/12/2018, 4:00PM EST
delta1 wrote:
Done...

Matchups:

First round --paired up
LV (vanzandt) v LA (delta1)
Anaheim (Golden) v San Jose (chazbo)
Boston (Whistlebritches) v Toronto (delta1)
Pittsburgh (gummyjones) v Philly (dpnewell)
Nashville (Phil222) v CO (vanzandt)
Washington (NapalmMan) v Columbus (Phil222)


First round -- unpaired
Winnipeg (Golden) v Minnesota (closed)
Tampa Bay (LetsRock) v NJ


the Winnipeg/Minn series has already started, so it's closed.

Still time for someone to challenge LetsRock and pick the Devils...


Crying
54. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 4/12/2018, 6:56PM EST
Sorry Ron...this being a mostly Christian country, not a lotta love for the Devils...
55. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Thu, 4/12/2018, 8:40PM EST
Bruins killing......5-1.I'm feeling really good about their run.

BTW the Red Sox are putting it on the Yankees again 6-0...............gonna be a good night in Boston Tator.
56. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 4/12/2018, 10:03PM EST
It's only one game, but both the Kings and the Leafs look out-manned...
57. Author: Mrs. dpnewellDate: Fri, 4/13/2018, 9:56PM EST
Wow, now that was a game. Flyers win 5-1 at Pittsburgh. Penguins played 6 attackers against 5 for practically the final 6 minutes and couldn't score. Do I now have hope? Maybe. At least the Flyers are not going out 0-4.

David (dpnewell)
58. Author: jespearDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 4:45AM EST
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Wow, now that was a game. Flyers win 5-1 at Pittsburgh. Penguins played 6 attackers against 5 for practically the final 6 minutes and couldn't score. Do I now have hope? Maybe. At least the Flyers are not going out 0-4.

David (dpnewell)


As I said . . . Hope Springs Eternall


and yes . . . that WAS a nice game played by the Flyers.

59. Author: gummy jonesDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 7:27AM EST
Going to be hard fought either way
60. Author: Mrs. dpnewellDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 2:36PM EST
I HAVE TO APOLIGIZE TO EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD! After reading the "Defining Everyday, Premium, and Super Premium Cigars" thread in "Cigar Discussions", I've come to the realization that I have no cigars that would qualify as "super premium", and should never have participated in this contest. The best I have are some well aged Tats, My Fathers, Ligas, Fuentes, LFDs, Illusions, etc. No rare, limited editions, or CCs.

So, I can either pull out of the contest and give my place to a more worthy brother, or those who are going against me can agree to drop our bet down to $8 to $12 cigars. Again, I apologize for being so naïve, and thinking I had better cigars then I had.

Your call, folks.

David (dpnewell)
61. Author: jespearDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 3:30PM EST
Premium ? Super Premium ? ULTRA Premium ?
I think y'all are making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Bottom line is . . . just don't send "dog rockets" or "yard gars".

There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with the cigars you mentioned, David.




62. Author: chazboDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 3:56PM EST
^ agree with JespearHerfing
63. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 4/14/2018, 5:20PM EST
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
I HAVE TO APOLIGIZE TO EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD! After reading the "Defining Everyday, Premium, and Super Premium Cigars" thread in "Cigar Discussions", I've come to the realization that I have no cigars that would qualify as "super premium", and should never have participated in this contest. The best I have are some well aged Tats, My Fathers, Ligas, Fuentes, LFDs, Illusions, etc. No rare, limited editions, or CCs.

So, I can either pull out of the contest and give my place to a more worthy brother, or those who are going against me can agree to drop our bet down to $8 to $12 cigars. Again, I apologize for being so naïve, and thinking I had better cigars then I had.

Your call, folks.

David (dpnewell)

you forgot the sarcasm thingy!
Remember, MSRP has nothing to do with reality, a false statement from which to "discount" goods...falsely.
64. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 10:28PM EST
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
I HAVE TO APOLIGIZE TO EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD! After reading the "Defining Everyday, Premium, and Super Premium Cigars" thread in "Cigar Discussions", I've come to the realization that I have no cigars that would qualify as "super premium", and should never have participated in this contest. The best I have are some well aged Tats, My Fathers, Ligas, Fuentes, LFDs, Illusions, etc. No rare, limited editions, or CCs.

So, I can either pull out of the contest and give my place to a more worthy brother, or those who are going against me can agree to drop our bet down to $8 to $12 cigars. Again, I apologize for being so naΓ―ve, and thinking I had better cigars then I had.

Your call, folks.

David (dpnewell)


Tell ya what David.......if we end up paired and I win you can send me all the Tat's,MF's,Fuente's and LFD's ya want to.

All my stock is well aged but does not sound much different than yours.If someone has a problem with those sticks from well aged stock..........**** em.

BTW.........Bruins up 2-0 over the Maple Leafs WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
65. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 4/14/2018, 10:31PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Tell ya what David.......if we end up paired and I win you can send me all the Tat's,MF's,Fuente's and LFD's ya want to.

All my stock is well aged but does not sound much different than yours.If someone has a problem with those sticks from well aged stock..........**** em.

BTW.........Bruins up 2-0 over the Maple Leafs WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

you are like a genius!
66. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 10:33PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
you are like a genius!



I love you Frank.........you're like the little brother I never had,but always wanted to give wedgies.If we ever meet in person I have a bunch saved up for ya.
67. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sat, 4/14/2018, 11:23PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
I love you Frank.........you're like the little brother I never had,but always wanted to give wedgies.If we ever meet in person I have a bunch saved up for ya.

Don't forget the Wet Willies and the Purple Nurples.....Anxious
68. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 4/14/2018, 11:38PM EST
RMAN4443 wrote:
Don't forget the Wet Willies and the Purple Nurples.....Anxious


OH yea.........plenty of those too as we wrestle on the bed in our underwear.I hope Frank likes to be pinned.......Z loves it.
69. Author: shaun341Date: Sun, 4/15/2018, 12:26PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
OH yea.........plenty of those too as we wrestle on the bed in our underwear.I hope Frank likes to be pinned.......Z loves it.



You wear underwear when wrestling?
70. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sun, 4/15/2018, 1:24PM EST
shaun341 wrote:
You wear underwear when wrestling?

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it's usually something unusual Anxious

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/25/25813818da95cf403e2a825855401edf37dd2883bee1943a52f1edefe84a415d.jpg
71. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 4/15/2018, 2:18PM EST
I am oddly aroused
72. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sun, 4/15/2018, 7:32PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
I am oddly aroused


LMMFAO........Z just told me this thread gave him a spontaneous orgasm.
73. Author: vanzandtDate: Sun, 4/15/2018, 8:11PM EST
☝☝☝ can I quit the contest
74. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 4/15/2018, 8:27PM EST
me and you and Z are obviously quite secure in our sexual orientations.
75. Author: LetsRockDate: Mon, 4/16/2018, 8:04AM EST
I'm halfway to winning some of LetsRock's tasty cigars.
76. Author: vanzandtDate: Mon, 4/16/2018, 10:51AM EST
I want out!!!!
This is getting weird πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
77. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Mon, 4/16/2018, 12:55PM EST

frankj1 wrote:
me and you and Z are obviously quite secure in our sexual orientations.


Yes Frank and we always have been.I laugh at men who get all bent on the subject........always makes me wonder just how confident they are in their sexuality.


vanzandt wrote:
I want out!!!!
This is getting weird πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Like poor vanzandt here.Seems he might be questioning whether he's MAN's man...........or a Man's man if ya know what I mean.Maybe he stares at his buddies azz and wonders why.He may just get an erection in the men's sauna.Poor feller...........things me,you and Z will never have to worry about.Chicks dig us
78. Author: vanzandtDate: Mon, 4/16/2018, 1:01PM EST
Ok.... Now I'm just scared and uncomfortable 😨
79. Author: RMAN4443Date: Mon, 4/16/2018, 1:13PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Yes Frank and we always have been.I laugh at men who get all bent on the subject........always makes me wonder just how confident they are in their sexuality.




Like poor vanzandt here.Seems he might be questioning whether he's MAN's man...........or a Man's man if ya know what I mean.Maybe he stares at his buddies azz and wonders why.He may just get an erection in the men's sauna.Poor feller...........things me,you and Z will never have to worry about.Chicks dig us


It's because of the choices in underwear, right? Anxious
80. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 4/16/2018, 1:54PM EST
so, I was at a hockey game and a ghey thread broke out.
81. Author: RMAN4443Date: Mon, 4/16/2018, 2:00PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
so, I was at a hockey game and a ghey thread broke out.

sounds like a lot of hair pulling and bich slapping.....Frying pan
82. Author: Mrs. dpnewellDate: Mon, 4/16/2018, 2:18PM EST
Dang, with the way this thread has gone, everyone better have their winnings checked for STDs.

David (dpnewell)
83. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Mon, 4/16/2018, 8:48PM EST
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Dang, with the way this thread has gone, everyone better have their winnings checked for STDs.

David (dpnewell)


I assure you mine have not been Monica dipped........or Mike dipped for that matter.LOL
84. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 4/18/2018, 11:57AM EST
hmmmmm....smells like stale cheap perfume with a layer of smoke in here...better open a few windows to air this place out...damm if that's not a used condom on the floor...somebody abused this place...need to find a couple of Busa gloves.....




Kings got steamrolled...Knights look fast, organized and extremely deft stick handlers on defense...and M.A. Fleury isn't giving any shots a chance at the net...

I've got a feeling my second team is also going down, so if vanzandt doesn't mind, I'd like to wait until the Boston - Toronto series ends so I can take both payments to the post office at the same time.
85. Author: ypetrynaDate: Wed, 4/18/2018, 12:34PM EST
delta1 wrote:
hmmmmm....smells like stale cheap perfume with a layer of smoke in here...better open a few windows to air this place out...damm if that's not a used condom on the floor...somebody abused this place...need to find a couple of Busa gloves.....




Kings got steamrolled...Knights look fast, organized and extremely deft stick handlers on defense...and M.A. Fleury isn't giving any shots a chance at the net...

I've got a feeling my second team is also going down, so if vanzandt doesn't mind, I'd like to wait until the Boston - Toronto series ends so I can take both payments to the post office at the same time.



when people said that vegas would be awful i was always curious how they thought a team mostly made of every teams 2nd line players built around some great FA and off season steals would be bad.

i knew they wouldnt be trash, but man the way they showed up to play is quite a treat.
86. Author: vanzandtDate: Wed, 4/18/2018, 2:42PM EST
Im in no hurry
87. Author: jespearDate: Thu, 4/19/2018, 5:20AM EST
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Wow, now that was a game. Flyers win 5-1 at Pittsburgh. Penguins played 6 attackers against 5 for practically the final 6 minutes and couldn't score. Do I now have hope? Maybe. Maybe NOT.
At least the Flyers are not going out 0-4. Yeah, but going back to Pittsburgh 1-3 doesn't look too promising. Crying

David (dpnewell)
88. Author: vanzandtDate: Tue, 4/24/2018, 9:35AM EST
Cmon leafs!!!!!
89. Author: delta1Date: Tue, 4/24/2018, 1:56PM EST
^ what he said...
90. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Tue, 4/24/2018, 9:31PM EST
vanzandt wrote:
Cmon leafs!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Go Bruins!!!
91. Author: vanzandtDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 9:14AM EST
Go bruins!!!!!!
92. Author: vanzandtDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 9:15AM EST
Just showing respect to my elders.......













Much elders!
93. Author: GoldenDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 9:35AM EST
I owe your a5er Chazbo.
94. Author: vanzandtDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 10:11AM EST
Just send it to me dude, I'm about to whoop his azz anyway
95. Author: GoldenDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 5:56PM EST
^^😁😁😁😁😁😁
96. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 7:26PM EST
Well Delta I guess we come to a conclusion tonite.........game 7.I love game 7's,as long as my team wins.LOL

Leafs 2 - Bruins 3 end of the 1st
97. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 7:57PM EST
Leafs 4-3 in the 2nd..........this is a showdown
98. Author: vanzandtDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 8:25PM EST
Both competitors in this game 7 matchup have a total combined age that makes dirt look young!
99. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 8:28PM EST
4-3 Leafs end of the 2nd.

Let's go Bruins close the deal
100. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 4/25/2018, 8:34PM EST
vanzandt wrote:
Both competitors in this game 7 matchup have a total combined age that makes dirt look young!


An old bull and a young bull were feeding in the lower valley having some casual conversation.After hearing the cows up on the ridge begin to moo the wide eyed young bull looks over at the old bull and excitedly says let's run up there and **** us a cow.The old bull casually steps in front of the amorous young bull and states..........let's walk up there and **** em all.
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