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Genuine Cuban Cigars
1. Author: Skip R.Date: Wed, 7/4/2018, 12:03PM EST
Was able to get Cubans directly flown in from Havana. One box of Cohiba esplandidos, and one box of Joyo torpedos. ALL of each so far (attempted about 16) are impossible to draw, and when you suck hard enough to get anything out of them, they are lousy. I'm done with Cubans.
2. Author: ZRX1200Date: Wed, 7/4/2018, 12:12PM EST
What if I put a band on my tallywacker?
3. Author: ZRX1200Date: Wed, 7/4/2018, 12:12PM EST
How did you get them flown directly from there? I'm really excited for this story.
4. Author: SRH1Date: Wed, 7/4/2018, 12:35PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
How did you get them flown directly from there? I'm really excited for this story.


Ought to be a goodun!

Joyo’s??
5. Author: rfenstDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 1:57PM EST
Fakes!
6. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 1:58PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
What if I put a band on my tallywacker?


Great minds think alike.........sick ones too
7. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 2:03PM EST
Skip R. wrote:
Was able to get Cubans directly flown in from Havana. One box of Cohiba esplandidos, and one box of Joyo torpedos. ALL of each so far (attempted about 16) are impossible to draw, and when you suck hard enough to get anything out of them, they are lousy. I'm done with Cubans.


1.Did they come in a glass top box?

2.Joyos???

3.Are you entertaining the band on the tallywhacker thing?If you like thick ring gauges I'm your guy.If you like panatellas.......ZRX is your man.
8. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 7/4/2018, 2:13PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
1.Did they come in a glass top box?

2.Joyos???

3.Are you entertaining the band on the tallywhacker thing?If you like thick ring gauges I'm your guy.If you like panatellas.......ZRX is your man.

You guys are gonna look kinda funny after he sucks so hard your heads cave in....Anxious
9. Author: deadeyedickDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 2:19PM EST
Sounds like GENUWINE all right🤡
10. Author: ZRX1200Date: Wed, 7/4/2018, 2:21PM EST
Now I'm REALLY wondering.
11. Author: csgamecockDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 2:33PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
What if I put a band on my tallywacker?


Now I'm questioning going to Vegas to meet up with you guys whip Not talking
12. Author: DrMaddVibeDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 2:34PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
Now I'm REALLY wondering.



What if they're real...and you missed out on a camping buddy?
13. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 7:12PM EST
Five and one- half years, and NOW you finally write?
We've been worried sick about you.
So sad to hear your lamentations about no matter how hard you suck on Cubans, they taste terrible.
Maybe a PM to JadeRose is in order.
He knows where the cleaner Cubans hang out.

Frankie Tripod
14. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 7:38PM EST
csgamecock wrote:
Now I'm questioning going to Vegas to meet up with you guys whip Not talking


If you're secure in your manhood........well you'll probably be safe.
15. Author: corey sellersDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 7:45PM EST
I wonder if he can sick a watermelon though a water hose

Sorry just asking
16. Author: corey sellersDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 7:46PM EST
Dam autocorrect suck suck suck suck suck
17. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 7/4/2018, 11:40PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Five and one- half years, and NOW you finally write?
We've been worried sick about you.
So sad to hear your lamentations about no matter how hard you suck on Cubans, they taste terrible.
Maybe a PM to JadeRose is in order.
He knows where the cleaner Cubans hang out.

Frankie Tripod

Frankie Tripod?
Sounds like a man's man to me.
18. Author: jjaneckaDate: Wed, 7/4/2018, 11:54PM EST
Why do all the newbs go for esplendido? Is that the only Cohiba that people know about?
19. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 7/5/2018, 9:03AM EST
I hear if you want to suck on real cubans, Miami is the place to start.

If you're not into the sizes Whistlebritches mentioned, then Frankie Tripod may be your speed, he offers up a double digger.
20. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 7/5/2018, 10:11AM EST
I think Skip R or skipper has skipped out - sick already ?
21. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 7/5/2018, 10:44AM EST
Then I did my job weeding out the weak.
22. Author: deadeyedickDate: Thu, 7/5/2018, 12:49PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
Then I did my job weeding out the weak.


Who said Z is good for nuttin' ?Speak to the hand
23. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 7/5/2018, 5:21PM EST
heard abuncha dudes said they were disappointed in their camping events with Z...no one nutted, 'cept Z...
24. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 7/5/2018, 5:49PM EST
How would they know though? Heard Z preps 'em with ludes.
25. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Thu, 7/5/2018, 6:22PM EST
delta1 wrote:
heard abuncha dudes said they were disappointed in their camping events with Z...no one nutted, 'cept Z...


True........but he gives fantastic reacharound
26. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 7/5/2018, 6:28PM EST
bgz wrote:
I hear if you want to suck on real cubans, Miami is the place to start.

If you're not into the sizes Whistlebritches mentioned, then Frankie Tripod may be your speed, he offers up a double digger.

he won't know if I'm comin' or goin'
27. Author: RMAN4443Date: Thu, 7/5/2018, 7:33PM EST
bgz wrote:
How would they know though? Heard Z preps 'em with ludes.

Yeah, maybe, but not the good ones....
28. Author: corey sellersDate: Thu, 7/5/2018, 7:43PM EST
Heard he uses snickers bars
29. Author: RMAN4443Date: Thu, 7/5/2018, 8:27PM EST
corey sellers wrote:
Heard he uses snickers bars

I heard it was Almond Joy,......Because sometimes he feels like a "nut" Anxious
30. Author: troianoDate: Thu, 7/5/2018, 8:30PM EST
Sorry, what you got are not Cubans.
Ps. It's Hoya.
Cuban cigars Never come in glass box,s or plastic wrapers.
31. Author: hnixon12Date: Thu, 7/5/2018, 8:45PM EST
Skip R. wrote:
Was able to get Cubans directly flown in from Havana. One box of Cohiba esplandidos, and one box of Joyo torpedos. ALL of each so far (attempted about 16) are impossible to draw, and when you suck hard enough to get anything out of them, they are lousy. I'm done with Cubans.


directly flown in from Havana? .....um maybe there is a town called Havana somewhere in the US...lol sorry stuck on the flown in part ....since Jamie didnt ask, do you like camping?
32. Author: hnixon12Date: Thu, 7/5/2018, 8:50PM EST
jjanecka wrote:
Why do all the newbs go for esplendido? Is that the only Cohiba that people know about?

and tre $$$$ too
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