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Trump called it right. AGAIN.
51. Author: victor809Date: Tue, 7/10/2018, 11:48PM EST
Is tail saying that Boston is a shiathole?
52. Author: usafvet509Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:20AM EST
Absolutely, along with the majority of the northeast
53. Author: tailgaterDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:47AM EST
victor809 wrote:
Is tail saying that Boston is a shiathole?


Boston didn't have a shelter in place.

54. Author: tailgaterDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:48AM EST
usafvet509 wrote:
Absolutely, along with the majority of the northeast


I hate when intelligent people poke fun of where I live.

You may do so at any time.


55. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 12:26PM EST
Maybe the article is wrong but:
"On April 19, 2013, in an effort to help the manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombing suspects, the Boston Police Department (BPD) issued a shelter-in-place order for the entire city"...

So tell me again how Boston didn't have a shelter in place.....
56. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 12:46PM EST
wasn't it Watertown?
57. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 12:50PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
wasn't it Watertown?

I thought so too...
58. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 12:52PM EST
Dunno... I'm just going by the news story.
If you want to claim cbid proximity rule, feel free.
59. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 12:54PM EST
stinkdyr holds the proximity advantage, actually lives in Boston...but haven't seen him around for a while.
60. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 12:55PM EST
Watertown seems like a silly name... Mellow
61. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:02PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Watertown seems like a silly name... Mellow

not as silly as New Erection, Virginia....Anxious

Here's a bunch of strangely named places.....Beer


https://www.accuracyproject.org/towns.html
62. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:05PM EST
I smoked a cigar with Ram in the middle of Intercourse PA... Herfing
63. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:06PM EST
So is it just Watertown that tail thinks is a shiathole?

Can a burough of a city (is that what Watertown is?) be a shiathole without getting said shiat all over the rest of the city?
64. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:14PM EST
victor809 wrote:
So is it just Watertown that tail thinks is a shiathole?

Can a burough of a city (is that what Watertown is?) be a shiathole without getting said shiat all over the rest of the city?

I don't know about Watertown, but Roxbury Mass. is a chithole...cruise Blue Hill Ave. late at night, but don't forget your body armor..Not talking
65. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:15PM EST
...weenie....
66. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:16PM EST
Did you get the hep..?? Mellow
67. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:16PM EST
I saw an item about Trump's visit to the UK...Brits believe the US is a sh*thole, basically because of Trump...

and they would strongly prefer that he, and by extension using Trump's kind of logic, all Americans, stay out of their country...
68. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:22PM EST
Trump should give them a iPod full of all his speeches and stuff... Mellow
69. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 1:25PM EST
victor809 wrote:
...weenie....


That's Oscar Mayer to you...Anxious
70. Author: bgzDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 2:20PM EST
RMAN4443 wrote:
That's Oscar Mayer to you...Anxious


Meh, We'll just call you weenie for short :P
71. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 2:25PM EST
I heard he tried to convince Frank he was a foot long...
72. Author: bgzDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 3:05PM EST
I thought Oscar Mayer was known for short, pink and skinny...
73. Author: ZRX1200Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 3:30PM EST
That's Victor, he's hung like a can of tuna.
74. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 3:35PM EST
That's just the part you can see past my gut....
75. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 3:48PM EST
tailgater wrote:
Yeah.
Low profile is the same as shelter in place.


For many Americans, "low profile" is impossible...so this may as well be "shelter in place"

Croatia 2: England 1
76. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 4:14PM EST
victor809 wrote:
I heard he tried to convince Frank he was a foot long...

that's stretching it.
77. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 4:45PM EST
What do you use to stretch it? Do you attach weights to your prince Albert?
78. Author: bgzDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 5:41PM EST
Sounds painful...

Reminds me of a joke:

White dude was in the locker room with and his black buddy who was wandering around with his giant d*ck.

White dude says, how the hell you get your d*ck that big?

Black dude says, I'll hook you up, you're cool. See, it's a technique that's been passed down for generations from black men to their sons... when you're having sex, it's all in the technique...

He says, you push it in real fast, then you pull it out real slow, and if over time, that thing will start to grow.

So the white dude goes home to his wife, starts pounding away using his new found technique.

After they're done, he asks his wife, so how was it?

She says, it was fine, but I'm just wondering why you're f*cking like a black guy :D
79. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 5:43PM EST
.... I don't get it....
80. Author: bgzDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 5:46PM EST
Joke's kinda racist, pretty sure I heard it from a little d*cked white guy.

I thought it was funny:P
81. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 5:49PM EST
Oh.... Is the punchline just that she's had sex with a black man?

82. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 5:53PM EST
I was expecting her to have had sex with his buddy or something...
83. Author: bgzDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 6:00PM EST
Had to re-read it, skipped a vital piece of the joke, my bad... updated it.
84. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 6:18PM EST
... I still don't get it. I must be slow today....
85. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 6:27PM EST
Just think about the last time you had sex with a black guy.. it might make more sense... Mellow
86. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 6:48PM EST
.... Are you saying the joke makes sense to you because you're still thinking of the last time you had sex with a black guy?
87. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 7:00PM EST
No way man..... I've never had sex with any guys.. Not talking
88. Author: tailgaterDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 7:13PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Maybe the article is wrong but:
"On April 19, 2013, in an effort to help the manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombing suspects, the Boston Police Department (BPD) issued a shelter-in-place order for the entire city"...

So tell me again how Boston didn't have a shelter in place.....


Watertown is not Boston.
Once again your news is incorrect.

Since you asked: Boston didn't have a shelter in place.

89. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 7:23PM EST
So tail believes Watertown is a shiathole...
Ok...

I don't care which location you believe is a shiathole....
90. Author: bgzDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 7:38PM EST
victor809 wrote:
... I still don't get it. I must be slow today....


Dude, it means she's banged so many black guys she recognizes the technique...

Did you drink your coffee this morning?
91. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 7:51PM EST
.... Why is that a bad thing?... Or an uncomfortable thing?

Do we know she banged these guys while she was married? Because if they're before she got married it becomes a real big who cares?

I mean... Is this the 50s where we're supposed to pretend women are virgins

At this point in time, if there were a "secret black way to f*ck" and I learned it... I would fully expect any woman to recognize it... Otherwise I'm probably doing it wrong....
92. Author: SpeysideDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 7:52PM EST
LMAO! Victor, it is funny to see that you are slow on this. Usually your uptake is so quick.
93. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:00PM EST
I mean.... You guys do realize that your wives/gfs have had a sex life before you, right? I would hope a very active one....

Sh**... I always threw back the ones that hadn't already found their way around the block a bunch. No time for training wheels....
94. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:04PM EST
Speyside wrote:
LMAO! Victor, it is funny to see that you are slow on this. Usually your uptake is so quick.

nah, he's making a point about racial jokes and the lack of humor therein.
95. Author: SpeysideDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:11PM EST
Could be, had not thought of that.
96. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:17PM EST
nope...one of victor's old girlfriends asked him that exact question, and he's still all hurt about it...
97. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:33PM EST
bgz wrote:
Meh, We'll just call you weenie for short :P

Beenie,Beenie, Beenie. ..I just realized, Beenie rhymes with weenie Anxious
98. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 8:35PM EST
Column A/column B Frank... I couldn't figure out how the joke could be funny without it being a negative that your wife has slept with a black guy (or guys).... That didn't make a lot of sense given bgz's normal posting habits (I would expect that sort of joke from sickle cell anemia boy).... So I was trying to figure out what I must be missing.

I mean.... The joke as written can only be funny if "your wife slept with a bunch of black guys" is something one would find bad or a negative in some way.... And honestly... Within the context of the joke... If finding out your wife banged black guys in her past would be a negative, why would she say she knows what they f**k like?


99. Author: bgzDate: Wed, 7/11/2018, 9:02PM EST
lol, calm down man, it was just a joke I heard...

I even disclaimed it was a bit racist... like you never heard a racist joke before...

Like this one, from my cousin who is half Mexican...

How many Mexican kids can you fit in a school bus?

All of them :P

That was just one of many, he ran through a bunch of them, he was trolling his old lady one time.

Anyway, just a joke dude... no need to have a debate about it.

100. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 7/11/2018, 9:24PM EST
without debate, we have no purpose here.
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