Me: I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and asked the bartender, ‘What’s the wifi password?’

Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'

Me: 'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'

Bartender: 'We have Guiness on tap.'

Me: 'Sure. How much is that?
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Bartender: '$8.00.'

Me: 'Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?'

Bartender: ‘ "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst"; No spaces and all lowercase.'