the price of mine just went waaaaay up!

I still have a bottle. Will trade for, nah I'll need this it's going to be a cold winter.

Well, My A.S.S. is at it again...I just went to go to the store for milk and found another Box and a Shipping envelope from Amazon...I don't know when it arrived-I was to wrapped up in the Patriots choking on a Big Fat...but that's not important right now....
Anyway, I opened up the box first and inside I found a...

Handy set of fine cutlery adorned with the delightfully whimsical characters from the enchanting Disney film-Cars
It's a fork and spoon which should make it easy to get food from plate to mouth without the mess I usually make with the two sticks an old Oriental fellow left me in his will several years ago(have you ever tried to eat with sticks?)These are gonna be GREAT!!

A six pack of multiple colors, glittery Play Doh and a Butterfly and a Heart cutter molds....I don't know how he knew, but it was just what I wanted(I didn't even know I wanted it until I saw it, but it's probably the most beautiful Play Doh set I've ever seen....and I've seen a lot of them!)

In the envelope was a pink pouch closed up with a fancy hand tied ribbon, and a card.....The card said do not open until after you open your gift, .so you don't ruin the surprise. So I untied the pretty pink ribbon, and inside the pouch was a "Velvet Touch" hairbrush....This really confused me because, well, truth be told, I'm just a little bald(is that a thing? Then I realized it was probably meant to use in the shower, on my sensitive areas....Velvet Touch, sensitive areas...makes perfect sense to me now
Then I opened the envelope and the message said, Hi Rick, Enjoy your gift! More to Come!.....From your Sexy cbid Santa!

Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention there was another gift in the box...

A box of 16 individually wrapped Summers Eve Simply Sensitive Cleansing Cloths....needless to say, I had a hard time following the logic behind this gift, but then I read the packaging and I immediately understood the thought and care given to this gift...
Apparently, these offer 5 in 1 cleansing benefits...
1) Gently freshens and cleanses.....has someone been talking?...I can't help it, it's my glands

2)Removes odor causing bacteria....this is helpful, but it's my glands

3)Helps maintain a constant Ph....you have no idea how helpful this can be...my Ph is all Phucked up

4)Free from dyes and parabens.....I never had anyone care enough about me to limit my paraben use

5)Clinically tested Fresh Scents...sounds nice, but I thought Santa was a Clean Meadow Scent type of guy
Sorry this was so long winded, but my A.S.S. took such good care of me I didn't want to leave anything out...

P.S.....way down deep , I'm a little scared

And no ZRX is not Involved in this

Sounds like he ought to have enough to get it clean now

My boxes are locked and loaded. Just awaiting the firing codes. The box for this one, plus the other cbid SS plus my C2 SS. About 120 cigars, plus a bunch of random goodies. Ready for some destruction.

I have a pretty easy clue in my A.S.S. But you will know by a bunch of OR stuff that you can’t find anymore. Total holiday destruction!!!

Enjoy the destruction, fools!

I am seriously pumped to hit my target. I have been wanting to hit him since I joined this group. #ShockAndAwe biateches.

^^ Ahhhh, the confidence of youth.

Tomorrow I pick up my final item, then I need to find a box to fit the ammunition.

Latest mine will go out....Wednesday.

Looking forward to the recipient’s reaction. Hopefully there will be at least a good cigar or two that he likes in it.

It was a few days before A.S.S. shipping,
And all around NWStogie’s block,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a nocturnal Ewok.

All the swag has been purchased,
And the cigars picked out,
When the wife handed me her wish list,
It was with a small pout.

Fortunately, she knows me well,
I’m just up to my usual shenanigans.
She, too, likes to share similar Xmas cheer,
With her coworkers and friends.

Now the cogitation begins,
As I pull out all the stops,
Figuring out how to pack everything up,
Into a single shipping box.

After the game smoky Tetris is complete,
Only one thing will remain,
Requiring some creativity,
And most of my brain.

A clue for my target,
Will be all that is left.
I will try to be clever,
Using words that are deft.

Then off to FedEx,
The Post Office or UPS.
To ship this A.S.S.-shenanigan package,
And get some (hopefully) well-deserved rest.

My thanks to my CBid brothers and sisters,
For another great, smoky year.
You’re a fine bunch of azzhats to chat with,
Me, over coffee, and you, over beer.
(Some of you, LOTS of beer.)

~Mattster

I'll say....I had to pull out the Richard nary and look up cogitation
on the plus side ,I know a new word

You wanna hear some REAL purdy words? Watch the first vignette in Netflix’s The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Them’s some right clever oratory exchangin’.

Rman: I just got it. Quite clever wordplay, my friend.

ok, another day another delivery from Amazon....today I received a Two Bottle Value Pack of Lysol Power Toilet bowl cleaner with !0X Cleaning Power....I'm so happy, I think this might finally help rid me of those pesky stuck on remnants of that last Baked Bean Supper and those hard to remove chunks of...well, you know what kind of stuck on chunks I'm talking about.
These bottles are FANTASTIC!!! They have the angled nozzle so I can finally get up under the rim to remove any stubborn debris stuck up under there...I bet when I finish, my toilet bowl will be so clean I could eat from it.
The box contained the same message from my Sexy CBID Santa, so all I can say is Thank You so much Sexy CBID Santa!!

Your The Bestestest Sexy CBID Santa EVAH!!!!!!!!!

I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

I am confused... why is someone sending all this extra stuff.

I am thinking that maybe his santa has just recently signed up with the LGBT community and is now looking for recruits?

If I didn't know better I'd say this was "desolbones"..........this is some classic Greg stuff he pulled back in the day.I was the recipient of a couple..........still LMAO every time I think about it.Think I'll call Greg and ask if maybe he is the one **** ing with you.

This is why I did this to see this kind of stuff

Get ready Rick looks like he is coming to stay awhile

My Sexy CBID A.S.S.

me either, but I am a little curious...that may not be the right word here

how many times do you think Santa will come Phil? I hope he never stops coming and bringing me presents....

Good advice

Well, another package arrived from Amazon today...it contained the same note from my Sexy CBID Santa...
It also contained a very stylish red and green striped hat, like an elves or a Santa type stocking style hat, with a little pom-pom... It also has "Santa's Little Helper" marked on the forehead area...
While I'm very excited to wear this hat this weekend when I "don my gay apparel" and get out and mingle with some peoples, I am a little disappointed that it wasn't marked "CBID Sexy A.S.S. Helper"....I think everyone I came into contact with would be so jealous of my Sexy A.S.S. hat...I think everyone should have a sexy A.S.S. Santa...
Again, Thank you so much Sexy A.S.S. Santa, you have definitely helped to "make my season bright"...even if Corey and Phil seem to think you just want to "Deck My Halls with Balls..." well,you know how the song goes

To whomever is my A.S.S., if you haven’t already shipped, can you hold off so that it gets here no earlier than next Thursday. Going out of town for a few days and don’t want stuff swiped from my front porch. I will have my neighbors keep an eye out but might not be reliable.

Thanks
David

Coordinates locked........Missile Away

Guess I'll have to get mine out soon

Well, mine was supposed to land today but it seems usps sucks. Hope it lands tomorrow.

Mine was supposed to land today too. Guess it is 3 days during the holidays.