| 1. Author: victor809 | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 2:05PM EST | |
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/22/Giant-mixing-truck-serving-cocktails-in-Florida/7631553267685/ |
| 2. Author: tamapatom | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 2:50PM EST | |
Florida man strikes again! |
| 3. Author: Speyside | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 3:58PM EST | |
Great repurposing! |
| 4. Author: danmdevries | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:10PM EST | |
I'll be in the Orlando area next week!
Gonna have to keep a lookout |
| 5. Author: tailgater | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:12PM EST | |
One of the ingredients is soda.
That drink will be flatter than my girlfriend back in 6th grade.
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| 6. Author: teedubbya | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:22PM EST | |
That’s saying something since you date dudes. |
| 7. Author: victor809 | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:35PM EST | |
huh....
I had a joke about that girlfriend being from last year but thought a pedo joke was in poor taste.
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| 8. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:53PM EST | |
Not here....  |
| 9. Author: tonygraz | Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:27PM EST | |
Did you see them X ? |
| 10. Author: tailgater | Date: Sat, 3/23/2019, 9:29AM EST | |
victor809 wrote:huh....
I had a joke about that girlfriend being from last year but thought a pedo joke was in poor taste.
I had to reword my post several times in order to prevent an easy transition to this. |
| 11. Author: KingoftheCove | Date: Sat, 3/23/2019, 10:22AM EST | |
tailgater wrote:One of the ingredients is soda.
That drink will be flatter than my girlfriend back in 6th grade.
My 6th grade girlfriend had boobs, was 3 inches taller than me, prolly out weighed me by 25 pounds, and kept dragging me into the orange grove after school to make out. I was terrified of her, and pretty much did what she said. It was such a relief when she ended up going to a different junior high school. Fond memories.... |
| 12. Author: opelmanta1900 | Date: Sat, 3/23/2019, 10:43AM EST | |
You forgot the #metoo... |
| 13. Author: delta1 | Date: Sat, 3/23/2019, 11:25AM EST | |
we now know the origin of Bigfoot... |
| 14. Author: KingoftheCove | Date: Sat, 3/23/2019, 12:05PM EST | |
delta1 wrote:we now know the origin of Bigfoot... Heh.........funny part of the story is she had an identical twin sister. The sister was much nicer.........didn’t have any pimples, and had longer hair, and was generally cuter. I could never dream of “making a move” on her though...........cause, well...........I had no idea what making a move meant, let alone how to do it. The “orange grove” episodes were, as Delta prolly surmised, nothing more than me getting mauled by Bigfoot... Fond memories may be a bit of an over statement... |
| 15. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Sun, 3/24/2019, 11:30AM EST | |
KingoftheCove wrote:Heh.........funny part of the story is she had an identical twin sister.
The sister was much nicer.........didn’t have any pimples, and had longer hair, and was generally cuter.
I could never dream of “making a move” on her though...........cause, well...........I had no idea what making a move meant, let alone how to do it.
The “orange grove” episodes were, as Delta prolly surmised, nothing more than me getting mauled by Bigfoot...
Fond memories may be a bit of an over statement... but you did kinda like it....right?  |
| 16. Author: KingoftheCove | Date: Sun, 3/24/2019, 1:09PM EST | |
RMAN4443 wrote:but you did kinda like it....right? Is that your Barbara Streisand impersonation? It’s pretty good... Ha! |
| 17. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Sun, 3/24/2019, 1:14PM EST | |
KingoftheCove wrote:Is that your Barbara Streisand impersonation?
It’s pretty good...
Ha!  |
